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FoalishDesires


I write weird fanfiction.

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Pinkie wants to bake a cake from an ancient recipe book. Twilight is her co-pilot and taste tester on this flight of fancy. Everypony regrets it.

Fair warning, this is silly. I squeaked this out because I felt cheeky, so please don't make a stink about it. It's mostly hot air, anyway.

For those interested, Brassica vegetables include broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, brussel sprouts, and collard greens. They're tasty, healthy, and (spoilers) they make you poop.

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pinkie after poisoning ponyville :pinkiegasp:

Smells like a surströmming factory exploded!

What species is even making that? Hippogriffs, probably. Silverstream was notably absent from the proceedings...

And yes, that pink potion of digestive wellness may be Twilight's only hope. Next time, Pinkie should stick to the less volatile recipes, like potato candy.

Oh god I can smell it from here. Poor Twi. And poor everyone else! I especially appreciated the author's notes. n_n

That recipe would be very useful during a battle against a villain or group villains, say the Sirens, Principal Cinch, Sombra or Opaline.

Imagine if this recipe was uncovered by Sunny Starscrout and her friends in the G5 timeline. :rainbowlaugh:

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