Have the pressures of life left you stressed recently? Or maybe you put on some weight lately? Or are you having those muscle pains that remind you that you're old and you're slowly withering away with every painful moment? Well, worry not, as for Pinkie Pie has brought yet another revolutionary artifact back from the '90s, the Biomagnetic Bracelet! Say goodbye to all ailments described before, as this miracle accessory manipulates your biofields to ease any affliction you may have!

Just don't hear what boring, skeptical Twilight has to say about it.

Original art by OofyColorful. Huge thanks to Mica!