• Member Since 10th May, 2012
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A series of semi-connected, possibly to-be-continued, vignettes about Ponyville's partyingest pony and her dashing companion, set both in the present and the not-too-distant future. Currently featuring:

"MEANWHILE!!!" - We turn our attention to a bizarre and nightmarish alien world -- but is all as it seems? (Takes place sometime between chapters 1 and 2, but I can't retroactively add chapters. Blargh.)

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 13 )

The unexpected perils of romance! Maybe Dash needs to increase her mental focus somewhat so that she doesn't daydream about Pinkie whilst performing high-gee manoeuvres at likely trans- or even super-sonic speeds?

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It's a joke. I basically made her dialogue a mix of ersatz Deadwood and Yosemite Sam.

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Ha ha ha no. The Adventure Time thing is not only my favorite part, but the whole reason I wrote that in the first place.

Well, just about everything else of Equestrian culture (popular and otherwise) appears to be somehow derived from things happening on Earth, so why not 2000AD and its many great stories too? Fluttershy as the Equestrian equivalent of Alan Moore? Why not? She's got the hair, after all. :yay:

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Pat Mills actually (CREDO!) And also Gil-Scott Heron, Harlan Ellison, etc. etc. Maybe Rarity will also become so self obsessed that she'll make you pay $720 to hang out with her in a hotel for a weekend (BAM IN YO FACE MORRISON).

"Point is, do whatever you want"

Thank you I will. That is the whole point of the internet, the id spewed out onto a digital canvas for all to see and judge. Also, I think the chapter that is partly constructed from the base elements of classic UK sci-fi comics counts as a crossover (Plz wiki "Nemesis The Warlock" & "ABC Warriors." BE VIGILANT! BE PURE! BEHAVE! OR SOME DAY, TORQUEMADA MIGHT COME FOR YOU!!!)

For serious though, don't take counterfeit fiction about magical ponies so seriously. I'm writing what I think is funny, and if it's not to your liking, awright, cool. I'm sure you can find something else you like on the site.

...unless I helped Rarity and Applejack with their, erm, roleplaying

*blinks*
*goes back and rereads*

“Dang. Think we done lost our moderator. Prob’ly fer good, too.”

.....
They were wanting her to stick around?!
:twilightoops:

Oh, and Rares faking a Southern accent is hawt.
:raritywink:

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No, she'd served as a pretend mediator for their shouty flirting multiple times. And this was the last one she'd been financially obligated to do (greenhouse money doesn't grow on trees!).

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