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Celestia just can't leave the poor dude alone.
Tia, staph with your chessmaster BS already.
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Yeah! That and trying to be a shipper(/wannabematchmaker). That's Cadance's job.
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I have thought of it, but to be honest I don't produce enough to really warrant a patreon. I might do the Ko-fi thing. But I would rather not ask folks to pledge constantly.
Celestia: arrives
Window: "I'm in danger."
Of course Celestia would pull her next scheme on Orion on Hearths Warming. And from what we've just seen of the personalities of Twilight's parents. I don't think his usual plans to prevent himself from getting adopted are going to work on them.
Also, if Orion was able to beatdown all of those guards without seriously harming them. (while they came at him with full intent to kill) If he decided to escape from Canterlot and didn't hesitate to take out any of the guards pursuing him. Would Celestia be the only one capable of stopping him or are there one or two unicorns that could match him at his best?
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I think the reason why the tussle went down the way it did, was due to sheer luck on his side. Pale Water is pretty much an absolute unit of a mare. And Errant Strikes combat abilities are tremendous. The issue here was they had no idea who the hell they were fighting, and if we are being honest, Orion is cheating like hell with his special talent.
As for the Sparkles, I would worry more about them stuffin' him into Twilight's bed than adoption XD.
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It is awesome to see you back in the comment section Pank.
I believe I've read both of those in a fan comic before.
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I can easily see them locking Orion and Twilight in a room saying that they'll let them out when they give them grandfoals.
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Really? Which one?
I wonder how they will react when they hear that celestia has tried and set him up with a herd before and his opinions on getting in a relationship
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There's dozens of them out there, but the one I'm thinking of currently I can't seem to find, it's where Spike walks in on Twily making out with a book.
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I...don't think I have read that one...but that is funny as hell. And I can believe it xD. I actually am basing my Twilight Velvet a bit off of It's Complicated. She was written so funny and charming that I had to immortalize her in mine as well.
I squeed like a little girl
The Monk
“and brought her muzzle to his ear. “If you so much as hurt one little hair on her head, I’ll feed you to my cock,” she hissed.” -Some Leech
Orion better be careful....
Celestia: sits down at table with Orion and company
Orion: Smirks. "Celestia, so good of you to join us... You have to hear this." Turns to Velvet Sparkle "Mrs. Sparkle, do go on, tell us more about these 'healthy adventures!'"
...
Molestia: Grins evilly - "Oh yes, do tell."
Royal party crasher
Maybe I missed that tidbit from before, where Orion knows this much about metallurgy and chemistry? Is he of liberal arts ed, or he is chemist or social engineer? The bomb accusation kind of matches those two too.
Hooo boy. That was good, Orion as a character has the best type of humor. Giving you whiplash as you try to stop laughing at the previous joke.
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Orion thanks you. He tries hard to be funny. He really does.
YOUR DAMN RIGHT IT SUCKS.
It’s like you literally can’t think on really bad cases. Like literally you know who thoughts are like images and words in your head and stuff? Can’t even do that. No words no pictures, complete freeze, legit barley can think anyone asks me something I’m not prepared for just blank no response. Okay that happens that bad only once luckily. Another time it took me 30 min to get up and say hey I’m on the wrong bus I need to get off. 30 min
I kept checking the time every minute so it’s no exaggeration either
Eh I feel him tho
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