Strange Letters from a Queen Bug Horse

by Roadie

Dubiously Canonical Minisode: "Twilight, you cast a spell named 'summon fish'."

Author's Note:

This happens sometime after 25, if it ever happens at all.

Twilight groaned and rubbed her head. A long, hot shower had finally gotten rid of the smell—from her, anyway, and she wondered how long it would take to clean the library—but the hot water had only temporarily eased her bruises. "I just don't know what went wrong," she said, as she watched the bucket brigade slowly empty wagonload after wagonload of trout out of the tree.

Liminal looked at the tree, and looked back at her sitting on the lawn, and said, "Twilight, you cast a spell named 'summon fish'."

"Yes! Summon fish! I had a fish tank and everything," Twilight said. "It was simple. The spell worked perfectly, so how did this even happen?"

"Summon feesh," Liminal said.

Suddenly Twilight understood. Slowly, to not aggravate the bruises, she lowered herself to the grass and then pressed a hoof against her face.

Comments

[Doctor_Den]

it's too funny to continue not to be canon for this story. :D

[luigipwnsall]

it would have been easier if she summoned some Messe.

[The Wind King]

I'm just thinking that at some point "Liminal" is going to have to come clean with who and what she is, yeah she's got a better plan and chance than most, but at some point this whole charade is going to come crumbling down.

"The Letters from a Emotional and Hurt Bug Queen Wanting Her Friend Back"

[Venerable Ro]

10481547

She's working the problem. I think she's planning on the Gala being her big reveal, if her commission from Rarity is any indication.

[Rokas]

At least she didn't cast Summon: Bigger Fish.

[Pete100]

"Summon feesh ," Liminal said.

Suddenly Twilight understood. Slowly, to not aggravate the bruises, she lowered herself to the grass and then pressed a hoof against her face.

I don’t get it.

[Acadians6545]

10481703

The spell was to summon multiple fish.

[Rockyvolcano4]

10481703
Summon Feesh (Meese) MANY FISH.

[PiMan]

10481722
A flock of feeshen out in the woodsen

[Gordon_Freemane]

10481698
Or worse, Summon Beegger Feesh!

[Twilight_Shimmer]

Oh dear Luna my sides!

[Pete100]

10481711
And, what does it mean by nudging her muzzle away?

[Pete100]

10481712
So, instead of one fish she accidentally summoned multiple?

[Pete100]

10481722
So, she accidentally summoned multiple fish?

[The Chronicler]

10481703
She meant to summon one fish, but the spell actually summons multiple fish. "Feesh" builds on the meese joke from the previous chapter.

[A Predatorial Horse]

10481728
There where many of them! Many much feeshen. Out in the woods, the woodes, in the woodsen! The feesh want the food. The food is for eatenisen. The feesh want the food in the woodingisen in the food in the woodingisen!!!

[Spade_McTrowel]

/snerk

Well played.

[Vaguely Demented]

I wonder where they actually came from. Perhaps a fishery in griffonstone is complaining of being robbed.

[Vaguely Demented]

10481647
A masterpiece if ever there was one.

[Rockyvolcano4]

10481804
Yes many fish

[Pete100]

10481826
Oh

[Pete100]

10481952
Oh

[DovahkiinMaster]

10481547
That could make for quite the transition to a new story.

[Sigmacipher]

10481613
She's also using Nightmare night to acclimate ponies to her true form. Help them get it out of their system before they reveal themselves in full. Clever really since the holiday is about the fact that it's okay to be afraid.

[zachary12]

nice work on both chapters

[Avogadro]

After finishing this chapter, I immediately went to upvote on instinct, not remembering I already had. I have never commented, "I wish I could upvote twice," but that joke hit me so hard that I actually tried to.

[Pete100]

10481992
Oh ok

[Pete100]

10482228
Ok

[ChronoMitsurugi]

10481940
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[Pete100]

10482371
Ok

[Housecarl of Clan Drops]

At least it wasn't Summon Bigger Fish.

[TehEpicDuckeh]

"summon foosh"

[M4Tiger4014]

10483141
I too was quite surprised.

[Steakthedog]

10483597
Mooses.

I cannot and will not be dissuaded.

FIGHT ME AND MY FLEET OF CH-64 TARHES WITH BLU-82 BOMBS!!!

YOU WILL DIE!!!

[ShadeNightingale]

10483244
No matter what you call them, just be sure you have enough muffins for all.

[Black--Soul]

Im so confused

[ForSpite]

10491408
Remember the argument about plurals at the end of the previous chapter. Twilight summoned more fish than she thought she would get.

[Will_120]

meese feesh i get it

[EnderPony293]

10481890
You speakin' German, Brian?