i'm not unhappy about the dukes of hazard refrence used to watch the hell out of that show but where did he get the materials to make the General Lee?

BRUTAL

Now I wonder how he will react to the other species in Equestria. I doubt Cranky would be anymore tolerant then Jack here. Then again that would probably explain his attitude so much more.

*<>* must ...not ..ship ..together
~ could we get more regularly updated chapters?

I get the feeling he will end up with a 'herd' regardless of what he wants. All of the people who have been kicked out of Ponyville are gonna go right to him.

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Wouldn't surprise me a bit.

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CARTOON LOGIC have you heard of it.

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Yes

Perfection

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Reverse Gender Role Equestria, females being the dominant gender

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good were on the same page. ITS A CARTOON YOU DON'T QUESTION IT!!!!!!!

Bonding over mutual hate.

Is anything more beautiful?

For some reason I foresee Gilda being the one to actually get plowed by Jack. I don't mean bucked. I mean utterly and completely bucked so hard she forgets who she is, what she is, how to walk, and even how to fly. All that pent up need is going to come out one night and Gilda will pay for it. In the best of ways mind you.

Jack’s solution? If he can’t have friends, no one can.

I can already tell this is gonna be good.

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No, no there is not.

OH I can not fucking wait for the next chapter of this beautiful story.

Watch out Badass coming though

Mm

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I concur, Gilda is the only one that hasn't tried to screw with him. What Happens when a badass finds an even bigger badass? Well, I ship it with FedEx.

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More like a gang.

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I believe that that is what is called a "Gang", "Mob", or "Mafia".

This is shit, but it's good shit.

For the love of Luna, please update this story, I've read through everything you got so far and you only make me want more!! Also, Jack is the best smart-mouth, bad-ass, don't-give-two-shits pony I have ever seen. Please post more soon, the hilarity is going to be the death of me if Jack doesn't kill me for it first.

Hoping to see you next chapter sooner than later,
Shadow Quill, Messenger of the Moon.

nice gilda is a good start and can be proven use full for jack and hope fully you find more time doing this chapters and keep the good work upp!

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I can imagine that. The Marley Gang. Yeah, actually, I'd like to see that. Or Marley Mob. Always use alliteration.

Well, for some reason i thought that s would simmer out but good to see updates.

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While convenient, i believe that it is optional.

An ordinary day in Jack's life is rather extraordinary for anyone else, he is, after all, a badass.

Of course it had to be Gilda, only an arse can hope to befriend another arse.

NO! I'm out of chapters! Someone lend me a time machine!

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To be fair, Rainbow did break up rather fast with Gilda. Not to mention that Trixie was rather heavily judged for bragging, so ponies can have a tendency to act a bit extreme in some cases. Zecora certainly can attest to that as well. Or in other words, he has a bit of a point.

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He dug a big FOCKIN hole

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aww okay

I liked this story at the start because who wouldn't like reading about a crazy testosterone crazed human turned pony grating against the social norms of flowery equestria. Unfortunately, for a story to stay interesting there has to be some kind of conflict. the conflict here isn't between our protagonist and the mane 6, no, they have been written as complete idiots incapable of having two thoughts without trying to hump something, so they aren't the antagonist. I don't know if there is an antagonist because the antagonist has been written as being some crazy shut in with unprecedented powers and the ability to subtly manipulate those around him. Why can he do this? how? who cares funny joke about him being an asshole and ponies being silly.

I love the whole Rgre subgenre. Just, not when it's exclusively used to fuel porn. It's a legitimate scenario that's interesting to explore with characters. Having a human in the mix, struggling with the different norms has a monumental amount of potential for stories but I don't care when the mares that are supposed to be heroes and such are basically archetypes for the protagonist to play around with. the only things that interested me in this chapter was when Pinkie was crying. That's a real emotion. Johns reaction is frustrating. How can he, a manipulative asshole who is content and even happy ripping friendships apart and literally revels in others misery, show any desire to save them? It comes across as trying to make a character edgy but not wanting to follow through. Or, not being able to justify letting the characters be all doey eyed over the protagonist after he lets one of them die. Given the depth of some of them, If one were to die i don't see why it would change anything.

Nice to see an update, I am sure he can get along with the griffins very well.

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There are a lot, A LOT, of episodes where the more you think of the lesson, the more horrible it becomes. Trixie got run out of town and had her name dragged through the mud because she was bragging....as a stage preformer.....you know....showmanship and all that...its all a stage show....but the mane six had to butt in and ruin it, because they had to defend Twilight's honor....you know...the unicorn element of magic itself....no unicorn can do what Twilight can do....
The lesson? When you're the best at something, it's ok to knock down those inferior to you, and if you go to the theater and see a magic show, just go ahead and inturupt and ruin it for everyone.

Flim and Flam are protrayed as con men....but their machine actually worked...it produced cider at an amazing level and all they wanted to do was buy the apples for it from the Apple family. In the episode, it took the whole Apple family, plus the mane six, plus a bunch of random background ponies just to keep up with the machine. At the end, Applejack talked about how she didn't learn anything and was right all along, even though doing it her way meant only a tiny percent of the residents of one town could get any cider, though with the Flim Flam bros, they could have been shipping bottles all across equestria. Rainbow Dash still didnt get any cider.
Lesson? Industry and advancing is bad. Traditions are good. Best stick to the old ways, even if it means there will be tons of people who miss out.

Rainbow dash threw away a best friend she had for years, for ponies she just became friends with like a few weeks prior. Dash....the element of Loyalty.
Lesson? Its perfectly fine to drop lifelong childhood friends when you meet someone new. Loyalty means whatever you want it to mean, and integrity? What's that?

There's tons of episodes of Rarity putting others in danger due to her own poshness.

Twilight has all sorts of social (and maybe mental) problems.

And ponies are constantly shown to be speciesist to anything non pony. From Zebras, to Yaks, to Changelings, to Griffins, everything. They are judgemental, panically, prone to devolving to mob mentality....

Lets also not get started on their OCD control of the weather and nature itself, to the point where a forest that's pretty much akin to a dence forest here on earth, is considered one of the scariest places on the planet.

Before I start reading this, I want to say that the concept is very interesting to me.

Awesome chapter.

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All I can say is I agree with you

Nice I got to be the 1111 Like
This is a cool story and I hope the chaos goes on indefinitetly.

Though it was only a filler chapter I found it rather amusing and hilarious.
Can't wait to see what more you do with this story

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Let me just clarify something, Jack has a specific distaste for ponykind because of the sexism and racism he's seen and experienced ever since he arrived. He has a natural short fuse towards all ponies and holds a paranoid grudge easily. He hates Twilight and the others simply because they've suddenly made it their life mission to have him love them, whether he wants to or not. He's not exactly meant to be a hero. If anything he's just a lesser villain with no real compulsion to do anything dramatically evil who happens to be the focus of the story.

He's not above killing someone persay, but just letting someone die doesn't suit his taste. He's perfectly fine with a bit of maiming and such, but unless someone is a murderer or the scum of the earth (rapist, kidnapper, etc.) he's probably not going to kill them on a whim.

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fair enough, he's completely justified in detesting them, they're awful.

This story just got very interesting. Loving it so far!

Good chapter! Am hoping he does get to, Spike! That should be fun!

yes,yes,yes,yes,Yes,Yes,Yes,Yes,Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.YesYesYesYesYESYESYESYes!

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So basically he's an anti-villain. A villain that doesn't give a damn but also doesn't want to see other good ones get hurt.

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Just my opinion anyway

I can't stop laughing because of both how hilarious this story is and I just imagined the mc becoming an alicorn specifically the Alicorn of Anarchy or something along those lines