Stallions are weak, soft, sensitive, and need a mare to take care of them. Everypony knows that. Well, except this one Stallion, but he’s insane, so he needs help anyway, right? (RGRE one shot extended into a half-proper story. Idk)
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He needs a buddy whose just like him but sane
Or rather not sane but more the passive aggressive fuck you kind
The shenanigans of a straight man makes everything better
Jack is the kinda guy who needs another guy to point out how stupid Jack's shit is, then goes and does said shit with Jack just so he could say the orgasm-inducing words; "I told you so"
Jack is my asexual hero.
I bet Celestia and Luna will allow him nowhere near the Gala now. I doubt she would chance Discord getting loose and having two beings spreading chaos around. Then again she may be checking to be sure he isn't Discord anyway.
I love this story.
This takes "certifiably insane" to a new level.
I’m not sure I want to know. You might have bleed a Hydra to death to write with it’s blood.
Which is sayin some thing. Those things regen heads in seconds, then grow a new one. Blood shouldn’t be an issue
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Who knows? Maybe Discord is a descendent if the Human race, and sees Jack as a Chaotic God!
This storie's fun.
Please continue. Jack makes me giggle.
Oh Jake never change
Have him informally recieve a certificate of insanity and I will dub this my absolute favorite story out there.
[Reaches End]
"Okay, I love this story! Lots of smiling and giggles created here. Excellent work!"
The lesson here Twilight is that you don't care about his safety or wellbeing, not do you care about your friends. You want to put another pony in a box to screw. Thats why your friendship is going awry.
*Sees update* It's Back! *Reads update.* I feckin love it! This is the perfec crackfic story to always put a manic grin on my face!
Can't..... breathe
Oh, Jack you know exactly what to say to moisten me up.
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He’d send that to god if he could.
Beautiful alcohol, it solves all my problems.
HOW THE FU-
HOW DID THIS GET 1000 LIKES?
I'm not even criticizing it. I'm just confused!
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Because it's good shit.......
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If you believe all the equestrian hubbub about Celestia being a deity then technically he just did.
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You know the rumor mill is basically saying that teamfourstar will finally complete Hellsing Abridged.
this was bloody amazing why can't i find more like it
this cracked me up
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oh. Oh boi. HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED?!
*sees publish date*
OH COME ON
P.P.S:
LOL
I really wish there would be more stories like this
I fucking love this. i want more. i would love more
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who says he hasn't? maybe that's how he became a pony!
So, you back?
Thank you for the chapter!
I hope you continue this!
What is this?!! I'm dying here!!! How in the world did you come up with this nonsense?!!!!
I can't help but think that the most hurtful thing that he could possibly do to them would be to do nothing, acting completely polite the entire shindig, stay as far in the picture as possible, and have the thing still go as horribly as possible; he would either get a reputation as the sort of person who can hide what their doing while being watched by everyone, or he would get them to realize that he doesn't even need to do anything to cause chaos.
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Do...Do you think that everything that goes by the name of "hydra" is the same hydra or something?
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Not really; there are people who form friendships over putting ponies in boxes to screw.
MORE FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA's FLAMING TITS MORE! This story is hilarious!
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more or less i suppose
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Idk really, I just unhinge my jaw and let the ideas spew forth
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Strangely I only realized where I got that from afterwards. I have integrated similar phrases (especially when someone takes the seat they know I sit in) to claim ownership of things.
Careful, Jack. The sheer novelty of being so casually disrespected after centuries of outright worship might elicit some...odd reactions.
If you know what I'm talking about, and I think you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah Swearing!!!!
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I understand what a trope is. And a trope is fine. Even stereotypical events are fine because at some point it has to be done (like nightmare night or something). But for a scene to be straight up damn near identical in every way to some other story, minus the character having his own quirks, doesn't make it a trope. It is lazy writing and copying. You can have rgre and not follow the same story as everyone else.
Don't get me wrong, I do find this story amusing in it's own right. It just stuck out to me that it was that close to another story, close to being verbatim. The mc ends up getting persued by the six and they try to be overtly protective and get them to safety or some shit. That's a trope. Not copying a scenes exact situation from another story. You can make your own content. That's what sets apart the good from the bad in fiction. Don't just follow tropes hoping they lead you somewhere. You can toss a few in here and there but don't let tropes be your entire story. That's what lead to so many hie stories ending up dying after 3-7 chapters, each doing the exact same things because they thought they could do it better.
Again, not trying to bash you or sound like a dick. I do still wanna see more from you. Don't fall to be one of the many to die doing the same as others.
.... Also I realize now this is probably a lil excessive for a crackshot fic meant to be nothing but laughs, but still.
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You're not wrong, another story did inspire me, but im hoping to make it my own. I don't aspire to copy things in the future, but i'm hoping to have a small crossover collaborative with the writer who inspired me the most for jack's Character
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Well good on ya
God this was a blast to read!
He even admitted to being a terrorist. Truly a stallion with no shame.
I'm crying right now this is too awesome😂
And I quote BURN THEM WITH HOLY FIRE!!!
This is just purely amazing
Alucard would like this guy
I fucking love this guy!