Preparations for the Quest
After sitting through a terrible lecture on why destroying every barrel in town, Pewdiepie came to one conclusion. THEY ALL WORKED FOR THE BARRELS. He had to find a way to stop this madness. But how?
Pewdiepie ran directly back to the cottage where he had been held captive for the first time. Many years of gaming had taught him to look for items he may have missed near the spawn point. Perhaps someone had left money laying out that he could take, free of any sort of retaliation whatsoever.
Upon reaching the cottage, he saw Ian and Anthony sitting upon a half-eaten couch.
“Well, we could hang out with Pewdiepie, he seems-”
Ian punched Anthony in the face. “NO! HE WANTS TO TAKE LORETTA AWAY FROM ME AND DO BAD THINGS TO HER!”
Anthony rubbed his face where Ian had smashed his hoof into it. “Yeah, I don’t think being in a relationship with a barrel is too healthy, anyway-”
Another punch to the face greeted him.
“OW! Dude, come on!”
Ian was seething. “Why can’t you just let me and Loretta be together?”
“I’m pretty sure Derpy was kidding when-”
“When I did what?” The grey pegasus alighting the edge of the couch, scaring the crap out of Anthony.
“Um... well, I-”
Derpy got all up in Anthony’s grill. “Why can’t you just accept the fact that Ian is going to be with Loretta?”
“Yeah, Anthony! Me and Loretta are perfectly happy together! Why can’t you just be glad that I finally found love?”
Anthony facehoofed. “Am I the only sane pony here?”
Pewdiepie patted his hoof and Anthony’s back. “I know the feel, bro.”
“AH! MONSTER!” Pewdiepie felt the punch connect with his face, and he fell backwards dramatically in slow motion.
“OH DEAR GOD WE KILLED HIM!”
“Quick, we have to hide the body!” Pewdiepie heard Ian’s voice as he slowly recovered from the devastating punch.
Pewdiepie got to his hooves. “No need guys, I’m cool.”
“Well, should we dump him in a lake?” Anthony said, ignoring the fact that Pewdiepie existed.
“No, they’ll check there first. What we need is a hacksaw and 300 gallons of sulphuric acid,” Derpy said, furrowing her brow. Anthony and Ian starred at her. “What? I have experience with this.”
“Guys! I’m fine! No need to hide my body or anything.”
“Wait, didn’t shut up cartoons have an instructional on body hiding? Let’s watch that! It’ll sure help us!”
Pewdiepie sighed, giving up on the idiots that lay before him, and trotted off to have his own magnificent adventure. But as he walked away, Derpy gave him a look. And he saw the barrels in her eyes.
Pewdiepie ran away screaming like a little girl.
Finally stopping to take a breath, he noticed himself outside the library. Knowing he had to escape from the barrels, he rushed inside.
“Wow, Silver Spoon’s ovaries fit me really well, it’s almost like- oh! Can I help you?” A purple unicorn, Twilight Sparkle was what they called her, Pewdiepie was pretty sure, turned around to face him.
“No, I’m just- actually, yes! Do you have any books on barrel fighting?”
Twilight walked over to the shelf and levitated a book down. “I never thought we would use this... but the time has come.”
Pewdiepie blew the dust off the book. “Ponysutra: The complete guide to every single pony sex position there is-”
Twilight levitated the book away from him. “Um, whoops! Wrong book. Here you go.”
A new book levitated to Pewdiepie. Since Pewdiepie also possessed a horn, he held it aloft with his magic.
“The Ultimate Barrel Finding Guide: The Quest for the Barrel Smasher.” The book was old and battered. Opening the front cover there was “Property of Princess Luna” scrawled in crayon on the front page.
“I need to find a picture of the barrel smasher...” after a few more flips, he found it.
“Forged out of the strongest material known to mankind, the barrel smasher has found it’s way into several dimensions...” The picture showed the legendary hammer to be a nokia phone glued to a stick. “It truly is made of the hardest materials known to man or pony... I must find Princess Luna at once. She may know more of it...”
Pewdiepie raced off to catch the next train to Canterlot. Little did he know however, there was a grey pegasus slowly eating a muffin, staring at him as he trotted away.
“Soon... Pewdie... soon the barrels will have their revenge...”
“Mommy? Why are you talking to the muffin?”
“Quite, Dinky. Mommy’s trying to be evil.”
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Oh,My,Barrel......
I played amnesia once, it said a hint about enimies so i ran into a room full of barrels blockcaded the door and build myself a barrel fort... i had more fun building those than playing the game... i havent played since
You know what? No.
Wait. They needed a..... hack saw?
quite funny and well written
thumbs up for u kind sir
I like it
U deserve a brofist
Funny stuff man, funny stuff. Thumbs up.
OH GOD! BARREL'S! RUN!
it was pritty good,i can't wait to see it finished
meh
969643 Indeed.
969649 That's hilarious
969652 What, you don't like it?
969725 EEyup!
969770 Why thank you! Thank you very much!
969788 Well, he's dead, so...
969819 topmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bro-fist.jpg
969822 Surprisingly, it has 9 dislikes and only 13 likes. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
969887
YAY! Thanks 
I'll be sure to keep it up!
969901 There is nothing you can do to save you now...
969917 Why thank you!
970182 Meh? Elaborate please.
This is somehow ironic that I came across this after listening to PewDiePie music. You deserve an epic bro-first, bro.
970472 'Written meh-ly.
970493 Thank you!
970494 Well ok then.
OMG a pewdiepie story? SHARE IT WITH PEWDIE!
PewDiePie if you are reading this: I do enjoy your show, but I think you could scream less often.... maybe once every 20 seconds (instead of 10 ) lol jk.
But seriously. Play Day Z with cry. It would be awesome.
970505Will this include Mr.Chair,and the other lovable characters out mostly sane hero in his adventure?
970522 Where should I share it with him? I have a feeling he won't check his youtube PMs...
970528 Why yes, yes it shall.
970551
IDK. maybe share it mariza?
970561 Huh? What Mariza?
970564
His girlfriend from Italy.
THANK YOU I'V BEEN WATING FOR THIS
PEWDIEPIE's Reaction to this story: i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/330/553/fe9.gif
970594 Oh, ok.
970646 You're welcome!
970659 Is that good or bad?
970659 when did they make that a gif.?
THANK YOU!
970916 No problem!
Now I remember why I didn't read "If Smosh Were Ponies"
970972 Well, it's not for everyone.
971039 Don't mind me, as the meme goes: "Haters Gonna Hate" but it's ok, it's cool.
971120 Yes, I have a very "specialized" sense of humor not everyone enjoys.
971131 I already said that it was alright, my sense of humor is kinda dead anyway.
971156 OH MY GOD... THAT's RIGHT...
dinky: mommy what are you doing
derpy: quiet dinky, mommy is trying to be evil
me:lol
973768 SHE GON KEEL PEWDIEPIE WIT LE BARRELS. 971170 HE GON FIND STEPHANNOOOO!! RIGHT?!
974705 Yes, stephono is found.
Oh god, this is brilliant. IF only Pewdiepie could see this.
974762
All. Of. My. Yes. Stephano must be acquired.
974762 1337 words so far, and it's about a gamer. LOL
OMG... Pewdiepie... that is AMAZING
P.S. I'm that guy who commented on your smosh story
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OH NO DERPY HAS JOINED THE BARREL ARMY
970472This has dislikes because of the way it is so randomly written. While it is hilarious when Pewdiepie does it, it is not funny in story form (my opinion at least). I have not contributed a dislike, and I am not going to, as I have too much respect for Pewdiepie to dislike a story about him, even if that story isn't written BY him, and even if it doesn't match my taste. I will however, recommend you write things a liiiiiitle more orderly. Eh, w/e you want to do, you do it. Your story, your decision. Peace out.
This is so random and hilarious! Great story so far!
There had better be an epic quest in the end at a barrel factory with a barrel ultra-boss with guns for a head on a barrel body or something to end this!
*will read the rest soon*
I'm laughing and I don't know why!!!! it's so funny!!
FUCK THE BARRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!
This story gave me cancer.
This needs to be an amnesia custom story.
I am only just now finding this story.....oh my goodness this is SO RANDOM!!!!
Unfortunately for us both...I like random
EVIL DERPY!!!!!!!
Ok, I'm done.....
This should be a custom Amnisia story, legit.
Awesome work! XD