"I think we're lost."
"We're not lost just... taking a scenic detour!"
"You're holding the map upside down."
"Your face is upside down!"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"Um, excuse me? Do you know the way to Canterlot Palace?"
Pewdie and Luna stopped arguing and looked down at the little filly. She was blue and had a british accent. "I'm here to deliver Princess Celestia news on the going ons in Trottingham."
"Oh, yes. The palace is right over there." Luna pointed out the palace, and the little filly trotted away. Then, it dawned on her.
"We haven't even left Canterlot yet."
Pewdiepie grinned sheepishly, then the two continued on their adventure, heading off down the mountain.
Rarity awoke one fine morning, took a shower, found her hairbrush with relative ease, and styled her hair. She made herself some breakfast, and then sat down at her table, where Derpy sat, holding a muffin.
"EEEK! Derpy! Don't scare me like that!"
Derpy smiled. "Terribly sorry, Miss Rarity, but I must ask you a favour. I set my dear friend Ian up with one of my friends, but that troublemaker, Felix-"
"Who?"
"Sorry, Pewdiepie, seems intent on destroying her and her kind. Now, I know you are the element of generosity, so would you kindly donate some of your time to help me save their relationship?"
Rarity was trapped, and Derpy knew it. THere was no way should could resist the call of helping true love. Derpy just wouldn't tell her it was a barrel that was the girl in question they were saving.
"Well, of course I will help! Anything for..." Rairty became starry-eyed "...love."
Derpy grinned her evil grin, and took a bite of the muffin. "Excellent. Let us go on and see if Fluttershy agrees, yes?"
Pewdiepie and Luna had been trekking down the mountain for almost two days. "I sure hope we aren't lost again, remember the time when that happened?"
Pewdie sighed. "Yes, Luna, it was just a day ago."
"We're almost out of Mountain Dew, I think we should have packed more."
"I guess so."
"Do you think spiders dream?"
"Oh look, a cave!" Pewdiepie rushed away from Luna's monotonous ramblings to enter the cave. It was very dark, and Pewdiepie was fairly sure that every single spider in Equestria lived there, and had just crawled into his mouth.
Spitting the offending arachnids out, Pewdie lit his horn. There, in front of him, was an old stallion.
"AH! Who da fuk are you?"
The old stallion didn't answer, and instead levitated an old sword to the gamer.
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
"Pewdie, what are you- OHMYGOSHLEGENDOFZELDAREFERENCE!" Luna passed out from ecstasy.
Pewdie sighed, and took the sword. "Thanks, old guy. Here, can you help me get her out of here? She's kinda fat."
Lunas not fat just..... then again its fanfic what are you gonna expect
You know, I've always wondered why exactly pewdiepie is so popular.
Every time i hear people say "Oh it's a pewdiepie reference! God he's so great!" i think that they're talking about an entirely different person because after watching one of his videos i had the desire to shove bayonets through my ears.
Regardless of my dislike of him on a general level, this story is good. i shall read it... but I'm keeping my eye on you.
1008775 EEYUP!
1008970 THanks for the warning. Glad my story has overcome your hate for the character!
"AH! Who da fuk are you?"
The old stallion didn't answer, and instead levitated an old sword to the gamer.
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
"Pewdie, what are you- OHMYGOSHLEGENDOFZELDAREFERENCE!" Luna passed out from ecstasy.
Pewdie sighed, and took the sword. "Thanks, old guy. Here, can you help me get her out of here? She's kinda fat."
... LOL
1009222 Glad you liked! Personal, I think that was the ground breaking moment of the chapter!
NOW after this, do Nigahiga!
Plzz.....
Should've went like this...
*Takes sword*
I HAVE THE POWER!!
1010297 I'm afraid in chapter 9 of "If smosh were ponies" he was one of the dead ones, along with Ray william johnson, fred, nova, and tobuscus.
1010357 Very soon, I was debating putting him in now, but seeing as I plan in putting over 30 chapters in... stephono may have to wait.
1010519 Damn, you're right. Oh well.
1015375 Whoops! That should say "over"
1010932 1010297 Yeah, I re-read that chapter. Nigahiga is dead. But Cavemanfilms and Shane Dawson are still alive.
Shane Dawson after Felix.
1017792 Shane Daweson will most certainly be next! Oh boy, what sort of family friendly antic will he have?
images.wikia.com/shanedawsontv/images/b/b9/Shanaynay-rocks.jpg
..oh, right.
1017812 Don't forget to add Shananay, Ned the Nerd, S. Deezy, Mom, Paris Hilton, and Aunt Hilda. We will need more HILARIOUSNESS!!!
1017849 Except they're all played by shane.
Fuck it, MAGIC!
1017853 Luna has the costumes.
"SHANEDAWSONIHAVEALLYOURCOSTUMES!" Luna said in the famous Royal Canterlot voice.
1017887 Shane Dawson would be creeped out by that, but he once kidnapped Drake Bell. Who, BTW is a brony, I think. He said it on his twitter.
1017902 When did he kidnap Drake? (I haven't watched Shane's videos in a year.)
"Who, BTW is a brony, I think. He said it on his twitter." SPAM HIS TWITTER WITH BROHOOFS!
1017915 Oh, it was recent, like in march I think.
1017922 I'm going to watch it.
I BET THE BARRELS DID THIS.
1021504 That's a fairly safe assumption
Could you consider Israphel, Simon, Lewis, Haatfilms, and TheFineBros in this story?
1027159 Sorry, I only do one youtuber at a time. Mostly... I have a shane dawson fic lined up next, I might do one of those after this one!
1049100 Best timing ever.
In regards to the randomness, I write that way. It's my ADHD bouncing me around.
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png THE BARRELS ARE TAKING OVER THE WO- OMGLEGENDOFZELDAREFERENCE *faint*
Pewdiepony: Luna, get ahold of yourself! *slap*
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ... Ow. ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Wow, you were right. This is weirder than the other thing which I've forgotten. Now just 1017812 AHH! I don't know what that is but someone needs to KILL IT WITH FIRE!
I can totally picture a pony version of Chuggaconroy screaming "YOU GOT THE THING!!!!!" when the old pony gave Pewdiepie the sword. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.........................
After This, do the cast of Your Dungeon My Dragon, TheRunawayGuys, and the duo of Kirby+Meta Knight.
Zelda is best videogame
Deal with it.
Pewdie's got a sword?
I smell a chopnese reference.
OH MAH GAWD PEWDS HAS TEH SWORD OF DEH BAUSNESS AND WILL GAT LUNAHS FAT BAUT OUT
the more of this I read the more insane I become
It's like watching a clown rape a nun with a cactus.
You're so horrified you are not able to do anything other than keep watching.
My sides be splittin'!
Good work on this! XD I have an urge to Youtube binge all day...
damn you