Luna dragged the ramblin Pewdiepony through the corridors. "Corridors! I hate corridors!" He was yelling. Stephano lay on Pewdie's back.
"Luna, where are we going?"
"To Fried Chicken land, Stephano, duh," Pewdie answered, trying to eat his own hoof. Luna grit her teeth. Pewdie was cute crazy at first, but now he was more annoying than a hetalia fangirl shipping the United States and Britain.
"Well, obviously not, Pewdie, because Fried Chicken land would be-"
"SHUT UP!" Luna yelled, throwing Pewdie and Stephano against the wall. "I'M TRYING TO COME UP WITH A PLAN HERE, AND YOU MORONS ARE MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE!"
"In my defense, boobs." Luna stomped on Pewdie's neck, causing him to have a mini seizure in an attempt to not die. Luna put her hoof up to her head and rubbed her temples.
"Pewdie, I don't know what caused you to become so crazy, but if I recall correctly, somewhere down here is a fountain that can cure ailments of any kind. I'm going to bring you to it, and then we can continue on your barrel killing quest, ok?"
Pewdie looked up at Luna, and said quite sincerely "Cheese is my favorite color in the alphabet."
Luna smashed her face into the wall a few times before Stephano spoke up. "Uh, Luna? Who's that over there?"
Luna looked over to see a tail disappear behind a corner."Ok, Stephano, guard Pewdie while I go check this out, ok?" Luna rushed off to catch the pony who Stephano had spotted. After several more turns, she cornered her in a corner.
"Well, duh."
Shut up, ok? It's late and I'm running out of things to write!
Anyway, Luna looked down at the cowering pony. "Lyra? what are you doing here?"
Lyra grinned sheepishly at the moon princess. "I may or may not have come here to offer myself to bear Pewdiepie's foals."
Luna stared down at the mare. "That is highly disturbing, and I'm going to act like I didn't hear that. How did you get past the bros?"
Lyra looked confused. "What bros? I didn't-"
"FOR THE MUFFIN QUEEN!" A bro charged blindly at the two. Luna bucked the bro off into a wall, where he expired.
"Those bros."
"Oh, ok. Well, I didn't see any coming in.. but I did find this muffin. Do you think it-" Luna promptly devoured the pastry.
"Silly Lyra. All these muffins and muffin references mean absolutely nothing and are in no way connected. Only a fool would think that. Now come on, I left Pewdie with Stephano. I'm not sure how much longer he'll be safe."
Lyra and Luna traversed their way back to Pewdiepony and Stephano. on their way, they saw a large banner saying "Derpy the Muffin Queen is Mother of All Barrels."
"Do you think this means anything?" Lyra said, pointing to it.
Luna facehoofed and groaned. "Lyra, what did I say about overthinking things?"
"Nothing, actually, you just said that-"
"Shut up."
The two arrived at the place where Pewdiepie and his golden french statue friend were supposed to be. instead, they found a note. Luna levitated it up and read aloud.
"Dear Luna and Lyra,
We have Pewdie and Stephano. Give up your quest to kill the barrels. If you don't, we will kill them in the most horrible way possible. By forcing them to watch one full episode of 'Jersey Shore.'
-Hugs and Kisses, not Derpy, who is also not the muffin queen."
Luna looked over at Lyra. "See? I told you Derpy wasn't the muffin queen. Always remember that I am always right, always."
Lyra stared down at her hooves in sorrow. "I feel dumb."
Clearly not the Queen of Muffins. Not at all.
So who is the muffin queen? I bet it's Applejack.
YOU MONSTER
1205331 Thank you for pointing those things out to him/her and standing up for me!
Yeah, if they actually bothered to go look at some of my other stories, they'd find out that I'm capable of good writing.
1205353 nonsense this is good writing, we need to make this a custom story in amnesia, like this story would be super legit if we made it into a custom story and got pewdie to play it.
1205593 Lol, there is a custom story with ponies in it already, it's called "The little horse"
And take it from the writer himself. Compared to my writing on "My Little Tribute" or "One Small Favor" "The tragic Tragedy" or "The Toaster of the Gods", this is shit.
1205615 no but if THIS was a custom story, not one with JUST ponies but one where its all ponies AND pewdiepie things... its would be beautiful... muffins and bros and barrels working together, we would add something pewdie would hate, imagine him yelling at barrels asking where the muffins are hiding or what their plans are... it... would... be... beautiful...
there was also one he played with his GF that had pinkie and she insisted that they take her with them
1205775 That would be amazing, and also the height of honor for me...
1205017
YOUR RIGHT THERE FUCKED
By forcing them to watch one full episode of 'Jersey Shore.'
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GOD NO NO NONONONONO PLEASE NO
1205799 Actually it's not called the little horse it's called the small horse, GOD that is random. Pewdie did a let's play on it too.
1209429 Oops. Well, it was fucking hilarious.
1216552 The idea of this fanfiction being bad writing.
OH MY GOD.....I CAN'T WAIT TO READ THIS!!
...........Why is this so random........ ;__;
Silly ponies! Muffins are for humans!
"By forcing them to watch one full episode of jersey shore"
A fate worse than death.
I can mention a couple.
Dat Jersey Shore tho... gawd almighty... worst fate ever.