10/10 Would Read again

Not entirely what I expected, but when I read the authors note it all lined up in the end. No matter, it was good to my standards.

Also I'm guessing the other 13% of the story was your self editing?

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Omfg! Basic your back it's been way to long! I told you I'd start writing one-day.

Oh that nickname was savage.

Bump.

*cracks a cold one* Heres to writing while incoxitated! I do it all the time! Cheers!

honestly I was prepared to fap, then that little dult of a colt ruined it.
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Took me about two Hawaiian blues, three mike's hard lemonades, and what I thought was a tequila to come up with that one!

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You say it like it's a bad thing, lol.

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I do it all the time!

Well that was my first... And I was just glad I found my bed before the submit button, when I came back to it the next day I thought I was looking at a crossword puzzle!

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So your 13% sober?

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Maybe I was at that point in time... I wonder how that defense would work if I got pulled over by a cop?

Like "officer, I'm like totally not 100% drunk, maybe 87% at best!"

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Kind of reminds me of what Spike's adventures in Canterlot.

Gotta blame it on Thunderlane, you don't make a mare deep throat a penis that's designed to flare up like a balloon when it's gonna blow.

RD did not take that idle threat laying down lol

Rumble at least is in good hooves. Just hope he learns not to try getting a BJ from Scoots until she learns the basics. If he can ever not blow a load before getting started. XD

Rumbling Rumbling it's coming Rumbling Rumbling