“Ah… bua… wah?” Sunset said as she gaped at the little alicorn as Twilight talked to Celestia over the crib.
“Eloquent as always there, Sunny,” I said with a grin as I moved up next to her, poking her with my wing.
Closing her mouth, she looked at me with a blink, “...Alicorn.”
“Yes, alicorn.”
“How does that even happen?”
I smirked, “Well, when mommy alicorn and daddy uni…”
Sunset rolled her eyes and poked my shoulder with her hoof, “You know what I mean!”
Grinning, I nodded and then shrugged, “Honestly, none of us have any real idea. Alicorns haven’t been born before. Want my personal take on it?”
“…Sure.”
“It’s part of Cadence's realm and therefore she doesn’t play by the normal rules,” I answered and stretched my wings, “In short, she cheated.”
Sunny sat down and frowned, “Oh. Well, that makes sense. Explains why there hasn’t been an alicorn baby before.”
“Of course, that was before there was a male alicorn,” I admitted, “Now I think all bets might be off for the future.”
She nodded, “Good to know if Twi and I get far enough to consider foals.”
“Wait, wh…”
I didn’t even have time to finish the thought before there was a massive boom and we were showered with stone and dust.
“Son of a fucking-!” I cursed and stumbled back, throwing up a shield against future attacks, but nothing else happened.
Luna and Celestia weren’t covered with dust, they had gotten their shields up in time, but everypony else was covered in what looked to be powdered crystal.
That can’t be good for our lungs, “You okay?” I asked Sunset as everypony started to get out of cover.
“…I’m fine,” she groaned and cast a spell, managing to get the worst of the debris off of her, “What was that?”
“I have no i...dea…” I finished and looked up at the ceiling. From the crib up there was a massive hole up through ceiling after ceiling.
The little baby of doom giggled and pawed at the air.
I looked at her and then the hole before I turned to Cadence, “…Where did you really get her? Find her in a corn field by any chance?”
That earned me a strange look from the pink alicorn before she ignored it and sighed, casting a spell to pull the blanket up over her daughter, “Foals tend to have very powerful magic for the first couple of weeks, stronger than as adults even before it fades. It can cause a bit of trouble.”
I just kind of gaped at her.
Bit of trouble! She’s not a unicorn, she’s a bloody Alicorn! Even if she turned out like me and didn’t really have a ‘physical’ realm, I was still significantly stronger than the average unicorn.
That’s a Baby of Mass Destruction! BMD!
I slowly retreated up next to Luna, “…What set her off?”
Luna sighed, “A sneeze. We should have seen this coming, it happens to all foals. Especially Unicorn babies are…difficult to handle in the beginning. Pegasus ones are simply difficult to catch.”
“And earth ponies?”
“Tend to break things, they are fairly strong.”
I nodded, “So in this case…”
“Very strong, very fast, very chaotic spellcaster,” Luna said with a slight frown.
“That’s what I suspected. I assume those magic suppression rings are out of the question?”
The look Luna shot me at that confirmed that and I quickly raised a hoof, “Sorry, sorry.”
Bloody hell.
I had to admit that the BMD was pretty damn cute, but that blast could have killed somepony.
Cadence carefully picked her up in her magic, “Come on, somepony needs changing,” she cooed, “Let’s get away from all this dust.”
I looked around. Was I the only one that felt like ducking and covering?
From the expressions on the girls, no, no I wasn’t. Sunset seemed to have done the smart thing and made sure she had an alicorn between her and the baby at all times.
I just wished it was somepony other than me! You’re Twilight's marefriend, go to her!
“I can just tell, there will be trouble because of this,” I sighed and ran my magic across myself to try to get the worst of the dust out of my coat.
Yeah, that won’t work. I need a bath.
“Little fillies usually are,” Luna teased and gave my ear a quick nuzzle before sneezing, “…You need a bath, My Page.”
“No kidding.”
...And thus Page and Luna resolved to remain forever childless.
Shouldn't Sunset be shielding Page?
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She's not actually part of his guard.
I've just thought of a what if... Mares go into heat at same time, or can, my what if is: Celestia, Luna, Twilight and possibly Sunset all going into heat at the same time. The the chaos with one alicorn baby enough, image more.
In all seriousness, thank for the chapter Hiver, looking forward for more.
I see an Original Superman reference, or at least I think it is, kek
That “Cadence cheats” thing was my thought as well. It makes sense too, I mean how can you be a princess of love if you don’t experience familial love? Magic would work with her in these cases.
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....at least until Luna arranges to get Page seriously fucking drunk....
...looks like a certain male alicorn are gonna be a popular sperm donor~!
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I can see page goofing off in a simulation and saying "TACTICAL SPERM DONOR INCOMING"
Or someone else saying it and him just looking at them like "seriously "
8754791
How do we know twilight isnt thinking about gender swap spells?
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That works too.
8754953
That would be the logical solution since there's no reason to think gender bent Twilight would have any trouble knocking up Sunset.
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That's what the crown wants you to think! She is in fact a secret agent who was tasked with his protection and training his guard!
Very nice chapter, good work.
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What is the reference?
8755025
its a superman reference.
8755056
*facedesk* Obvious in hindsight.
At least Luna knows what to expect from foals! Daddy Page might reconsider
8755025
The origin story of a certain hero.
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Oh come on. Who wouldn't want a Laser Death Foal? Just aim it at the Nobles for tons of fun.
"Release... the baby!"
...wait...why are magic supression rings out of the question?
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It's cruel and would most likely cause trauma, both magical and mental
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sure she wouldn´t just break it?
I didn't get the reference last time, but nice Superman joke.
Well shit... Foals with the power of a anti tank rockets!
What could possibility go wrong
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Because it's in the name magical suppression ring, put a ring on one of your hands and try not to use it for an entire day and then come back with your opinion
*Sombra return*
Sombra:
"Rejoice! I King Sombra have returned!"
Cadance:
"Duck!"
Sombra:
"There is no avian prey bird!"
*Massive magic blast obliviated anything beside Sombra right side*
Sombra:
"Did your foal just attacked me with the force of a hundred unicorns?"
Cadance:
"Don't be redicules, she just had to sneeze."
*Sombra looks blinking at the huge hole in the castle*
Sombra:
"That happened just from sneezing?!"
Cadance:
"You should see her having a temper tantrum!"
*Sombra excuses himself politely and flee the Crystal Empire that might not longer stand in a week's time*
Sombra:
"Time to conquer the Yeti nation!"
I also didn't get that reference until I read the comments. Then I lol'd.
That chapter was great, the comment section is priceless ♡