Once upon a time, on a dark and stormy night… two idiots decided to ship their waifus.

** Language warning **
Contains mild but repetitive, (mostly) uncensored swearing.

This a very, very, very old story that, once written in Polish, after being translated by PoldekPL laid in proofreading hell for years until... We got a bit older and proofread it ourselves. Unfortunately, over the years, the original text got lost while this version was waiting to be published. And since he translated all of it, I post-proofread it again, I'm in it and so is he and our waifus, here it goes.

Additionally, if you go to "carrotmoon" tag on derpibooru, you'll find all of the artwork semi-related to this ship. Which is... two Poldek's drawings and a third one, currently used as cover art. Sadly this ship hasn't sailed yet.