Spike Pie

by Silver Butcher

The Greatest and Most Powerful

Pinkie was in the kitchen with the Cakes when Spike literally broke the door down.

"SORRY! ILL FIX IT LATER!!" Spike yelled as he ran to them

"Spike! What in..." Spike hushed Mr.Cakes complaints and pointed outside

"The most amazing pony is outside! THE COOLEST PONY, A POWERFUL WIZARD!!!" Spike leaned in shacking with excitement "She Defeated an Ursa Major!" Spike pointed to the broken door "YOU HAVE TO COME AND SEE!!! SHE HAS FIREWORKS!!" Spike proceeded to drag the Cakes and Pinkie out the Broken Door, knocking it off its hinges in the process.

"Spike calm down!" Pinkie said as she was dragged out "This pony sounds cool and all, but do you even know what an Ursa Major is?"

"No!" Spike said with glee "But I bet they're super scary!"

"But what if they're just the name of a bunny in her hometown, or what if she's making up the story." Spike snorted

"Wizards don't lie, their wizards," Spike said in awe. The Cakes looked at Spike dumbfounded but Pinkie sighed

"This is why you're not allowed to go to circuses anymore," She said "You're so easily tricked you almost sold yourself to the last one you went to"

"But this is different"

"You said the same thing about the Mime"

"This is better than the Mime!" Spike replied, the now completely lost Cake's interjected

"How about we go see this Pony..."Mr.Cake said

"...And you two can talk about whatever it was you were talking about later" Mrs.Cake finished as they made their way to the crowd, the area was loud with the sound of the crow talking when, with a loud and colorful explosion, Trixie made her appearance.

"Greeting's Ponyville!" She yelled out "The Great and Powerful Trixie is here to treat you all with her presence!" there where cheers from almost everypony in the crowd, The Cakes looked at each other

"Spike we have to go, we have prep work to do" Spike didn't give any implication he hears them or cared, he was staring at Trixie in awe.

"Just don't forget to fix the door," Mr.Cake said as the two turned and headed back to the bakery, Pinkie and Spike made their way to the front of the crowd and met up with their friends, Spike's excitement only grew as he watched Trixie show up Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity.

"wow," He said as Rarity ran away with a Green Mane "She's so awesome!" when Twilight declined Trixie in her challenge Spike gasped

"Did you see that!" Spike said as he shook Pinkie

"See what?"

"She's so powerful she scared off Twilight!" Spike shook with excitement "And Twilight is really powerful!" Pinkie sighed

"She probably just doesn't want to show off Spike...Spike?" Pinkie turned and found Spike had completely disappeared "Oh dear Celestia this is just like that time with the Mime, SPIKE COME BACK HERE YOU HAVE A DOOR TO FIX!"
Spike made his way to Trixie's trailer and found Snip's and Snails who were about to go introduce themselves

"What's up?" Spike asked when he saw them "Is she in there?"

"Oh yeah," Snips said "Were gonna go say hi" Spike scratched his chin "Two ponies would be a lot to handle at one time, and a Dragon is definitely a solo visit...rock paper scissors you for it!"

"You're on!" They said as the shook their hooves" Spike won with Paper

"Dang it" Snips said "We lost"

"Aw, I wanted to meet her" He complained as the two headed off Spike snorted

"Those two dorks forgot they could only throw Rock!" he giggled as he knocked on Trixie's cart door. Trixie opened it disgruntled then saw Spike and slammed the door. Spike blinked

"Oops, I forgot I'm a Dragon!" Spike knocked again "Excuse me, miss powerful wizard! I'm not here to fight, I'm a fan!" there was silence for a moment, then to door slammed open

"Ah, Trixie see, Good, She was about to use the door to take you down, but if your a fan of her, then she shall forgive you for startling her." Spike breathed a sigh of relief

"Thought you were gonna attack me there for a second, But Yeah! I'm a Huge Fan! I just wanted to come and ask you...what exactly is an Ursa Major?" Trixie came out of her cart and patted Spike's back

"Ah, yes, you see an Ursa Major is..."

-One long explosive story later-

"...and that is how I defeated the Ursa Major!" Trixie said as she took a bite out of the Cupcake Spike had given her

"Wow," He said with sparkling eye's "You're even cooler than that Mime who fought a Cragodile!"

"A Cragodile?" Trixie asked

"My sister's said she was just making it up for attention, but I believed her, she had one of its teeth!" Trixie looked at Spike for a second then coughed

"Well...Trixie took no part of the Ursa...as a sigh of Respect, it was a good battle..and...and she didn't want to add Insult to Injury." Trixie shook her head "Yeah...that's why Trixie has no proof" Spike was in awe again "Your powerful, and you let your foe leave as a sigh of repect...you just keep getting cooler the Longer I talk to you."

"it's a gift," Trixie said smugly "Now my Dear Dragon friend...what was your name again?"

"Spike"

"..my darling dear Spike, Trixie must get ready for tomorrow's show, but since you have been so Kind to her, Trixie would like to invite you to perform in it." Spike shot up like a spring

"Can I wear a super cool wing backpack that shoots bubbles!" he asked Trixie looked at him

"If you use it to spread out those fliers..." She said pointing to a stack of Fliers on her table "...Then Trixie will allow this" Spike made a Sqee sound and picked up the fliers

"See you, Tomorrow Trixie!" He yelled happily, Trixie closed the door and Smiled

"...now...how can Trixie use this Spike to her advantage?" She thought for a second, then smiled "oh, Trixie you clever girl, that's an excellent Idea" She said as she rubbed her hooves together.

Comments

[DavisSentoV5]

Oh this can't end well

[Silver Butcher]

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it Probably Won't
What are you talking about, she's the coolest!
SPIKE GET OUT OF THE COMMENTS!

[DavisSentoV5]

9176933
Invading the comments? The 4th wall is no more!

[Silver Butcher]

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*CRACK*
Oh Dear
WHAT DID YOU DO!
What was that noise?
I think I Broke the 4th wall
What! Spike, I wanted to do that!
Both of you get out of here!

[DavisSentoV5]

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R.I.P. 4th wall

[Silver Butcher]

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R.I.P
R.I.P
R.I.P
I TOLD YOU TWO TO LEAVE!

[HB_DS2013]

I'm not invoking Murphy. I'm not invoking Murphy. I'm not. Invoking. Murphy!

[Silver Butcher]

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yeah, probably best if you didn't
I INVOKE MURPHY'S LAW!!
SPIKE YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

[ShadedTz]

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Fool you just activated my trap card! World-Ender: Spike...

Lol

[Silver Butcher]

9208812
It's The end of the world as we know it
And we're all gonna fly!
Not the words.