Spike Pie

by Silver Butcher

Minor Problem

"Oh, thank goodness" Spike yawned as he looked up at the sky. "Trixie's last show has definitely ended, as have any encores following it." Spike looked around the cave as he walked farther into it. "Now, where would I find a star bear?" Spike turned in a circle and looked at the exit just in case one was just now coming into the cave, Spike soon found that it was too dark to see anything. "Emergency Stick!" Spike called out into the cave as he set a convenient Stick on fire, Spike smiled with a nod and turned around to find what he assumed was an Ursa Major, It Blinked at him before getting up, Spike jaw dropped as it got up. "Oh...your a lot bigger than I thought you'd be," Spike said nervously as he backed away, I thought you'd be bear-sized." The Bear let out a loud roar and Spike screamed

"This was a Stupid plan!" he yelled as he used Balloons to take to the air and his Party Launchers to blast off back to Ponyville, one out of the cave Spike sighed "Thank goodness that was..." The sound of roaring and loud thumps made Spike look back at the Ursa Major, now chasing "Sweet Mother" Spike screamed before Twirling his tail into a fan and going at his maximum speed.

-Meanwhile-

Pinkie was in the center of town on a small podium, around her where ponies giving reports.

"He's not at Sugar Cube Corner" Mr.Cake called. "And the Door's still broken I might add."

"He's not at Sweet Apple Acres" Applebloom called out

"He's not in Cloudsdale!" Rainbow called, "Maybe Above it?" She added as an afterthought

"He's not at the Spa!" Aloe called

"Alright!" Pinkie called to the crowd, "It's Fine, Eventually we will find Spike, thou as a personal favor to him and me...please never tell anyone related to us about this, Limestone's still mad at us." Big Mac turned to leave and stopped when he saw Rocketing around the Sides of Ponyville, immediately followed by a Star Bear.

"Found him" Big Mac called loudly, Making every pony jump, Instantly Pinkie was on his back

"Where!?"

"There." Bic Mac replied everypony looked just in time for the Ursa to swat Spike to the side and send him flying to the group. Spike hit the ground and bounce three time's before landing perfectly on his feet into the middle of the crowd, his eye's where swirling as he teetered back and forth

"I didntmean ta wake's ya." He Slurred before falling flat on his face. Immediately Nurse Red Heart and Fluttershy moved forward to help him up.

"How many fingers am I holding up?" Nurse Red Heart asked,

"You has fingers?" Spike asked, "I thought you was a pony." Nurse Red Heart sighed

"he'll be fine...oh holly Celestia!" She added as the Ursa made its way into the town.

"Scatter!" Pinkie Yelled joining Red Heart and Fluttershy in carrying Spike off. Trixie looked out her window and her ears fell flat.

"Oh Sweet Celestia," She said in shock as the Ursa moved through the streets. she jumped when the Trio carrying Spike came to the cart.

"You two" Pinkie said pointing to Red Heart and Trixie "Watch him!" with that she and Fluttershy ran at full speed back to the Ursa.

"Are they insane?" Trixie asked "HEY! YOUR RUNNING THE WRONG WAY!"

"Your an Idiot" Red Heart sighed as he tapped Spike's head "How are you doing Spike?" Spike grumbled groggily. Trixie blinked, levitated a bucket of water out of her cart, and proceeded to dump it on Spike's head. Spike shot up like a rocket.

"I'm awake Maud, I'm a..." Spike blinked for a second "Wait where am I?" he asked in confusion.

"Who the heck is Maud?" Red Heart asked

"My Sister." Spike said, before sighing "She use to dump water on me to get me out of bed" Spike sighed "Good times." Spike shook his head "Anyway what's up?"

"Apparently you woke that up while trying to hide from the town?" Red Heart said pointing to the Ursa.

"Oh, yea," Spike said with a laugh before shooting to his feet. "Trixie, we need you to save the town!"

"Spike for the love of! She is a Fraud!" Red Heart yelled angrily. Trixie looked at the Ursa and said the first thing she could think of

"Trixie can't fight that...it's...obviously just cranky at being woken up, Trixie would hurt it too much for such a small crime...and look at it, it's....much smaller than the one I fought, probably just a baby or something." Trixie stood in silence for a second.

"Wow," Spike said, "How Admirable."

"SPIKE FOR THE LOVE OF..." Red Heart Started, but the trio stopped and looked up as the Ursa made it's way to them. "oh fuck" Red Heart said as it roared at them, it raised it's hand to strick, but was engulfed in Pinkish Purple magic, the entire town watched in silence as the Ursa was raised over the town and watched as Twilight used to watertower, filled it with milk, and gave it the to Ursa like a bottle, after a Second Spike spoke up

"That's how you tame an Ursa Major?" he asked in confusion, Twilight laughed

"That was an Ursa Minor." with a loud thud Trixie fell out of her Cart

"THAT WAS JUST A BABY!?" she demanded before coughing "I mean, I knew it all along."

"Your the coolest Pony ever!" Spike said in awe before anything else could be said Pinkie Grabber his ear.

"Spike I love you but your an Imbosoiul, now come on, you have a door to fix."

"But Trixie," Spike complained before Trixie spoke up

"Alas, my dear friend Spike" Trixie called "It is Time Trixie left this town for a new one...she suspects there is no longer much profit to be gained here...Bye!" Trixie dropped several smoke bombs and the town watched as she ran away with her cart through the smoke

"Don't come back!" Rainbow called as Spike muttered

"Alright, I'll go fix the door."

Comments

[DavisSentoV5]

Oh Spike, too naive for your own good

[Silver Butcher]

9539187
That was a joke

[MattTOB]

9539318
It was? It wasn't very clear.
Shoulda had Spike point it out or something.