"Oh-ho-ho- NO!" Spike said. "Fuck THAT with fries! I'm out!" Spike ran upstairs and quickly packed a bag. He ran back down and headed for the door. "Where are you going!?" Twilight asked. "Literally anywhere else," Spike said. "I can already see this train wreck coming from a mile away. And I am going to put as much distance between me and this as possible." And with that he walked out and slammed the door behind him.
Spike is the smartest unicorn in that castle... and he's a dragon. I hear Aaaaaaaaa-ploosa! Is lovely this time of year.
Oh come on! Flash should have been able to use his wand... the one between his legs... to levitate the pen!
Of course he could have done the (obvious??) thing and pulled his chair with him while grabbing a pen... or leaning over and stealing one of the mares'...
Or even used his .50 cal bullets in a series of Rube_Goldberg-esque style actions, like bouncing the bullets off the wall to hit a book that almost fell on Trixie's head that she caught and placed onto the table causing a barely-registerable vibration on the order of 10 nm coinciding with the arrival of a gravitational wave created by the merger of a neutron star and an intermediate mass black hole approx. 75,000 ly away whose gamma-ray burst narrowly missed Terra but a small ray of it bounced off the moon to hit a window refracting it towards Twilight's horn momentarily heating it up so hot that Twilight accidentally levitates every object in the room (ponies still seated tho!) wherein the previous gravitational wave and minute vibration just so happened to be in phase thereby amplifying together to form a pressure differential in the local atmosphere sucking the pen towards Flash Sentry... because he's a Sentry dammit!
Also I just realized I'm commenting on a story over one year old and this is pointless BUT DAMMIT I WANT MY CUPCAKE BACK, TRIXIE!! (wait what?)
And before you ask "How high are you?", my height is about 177 (±2) cm.
"Everypony, take a pen," Twilight said. The four unicorns each levitated a pen across the room from Twilight's desk. Flash raised his hoof. "Ugh, yes Flash?"
"May I get up to get a pen?" "If you leave your seat, you fail the test," Twilight said.
"But, how can I take the test without a pen?" he asked.
A little late getting this posted for Valentine's Day. But there will be more chapters coming fairly quickly.
God damnit.
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This is too much. Damn you and you're stories.
Also I'll get the strapon
i hate flash as much as the next guy, but even I feel that was a bit much...meh
7961118 I wavered a little on including that scene. But ultimately I kept it in and slapped a Random tag on the story.
*laughing in author*
7961070 I commissioned it from Egophiliac specifically for this.
You can count on Trixie being very inconvenient in this story.
im sure the castle is big enough if they actually tried to stand each other and have orgies
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Unicorns are totally racist.
7961621 ikr?
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Flash lucked out. I wouldn't want to date a racist bitch either.
Nice job on the Inconvenient Trixie pic there. Looking forward to seeing where this goes.
So, Flash was just there to reveal them being racists?
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WHO LET THOSE TWO IN HERE?!
Seriously, do not let them in.
What would happen if I clap my hands and slap one of my palms in the pentagram?
Spike is the smartest unicorn in that castle... and he's a dragon. I hear Aaaaaaaaa-ploosa! Is lovely this time of year.
Spike displaying a huge amount of common sense here.
Also, they are surprisingly all tribalists! I hate Flash so I am totally fine with this.
Bring on more shenanigans!
CRYSTAL CASTLE REPLACED BY HUGE SMOLDERING CRATER
PURPLE LIZARD-THING SOUGHT FOR QUESTIONING
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Classic.
The song is In Your Eyes - by Peter Gabriel
7961532 first that line spike said im so using tonight at work 2nd much as im meh on flash thzt was just mean and I loved it
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I dunno, the last word I would use to describe most of these mares at this point is "mature". Especially Trixie.
7963408 I would say that Flash dodged a bullet.
7962183 I don't think it's going to bring mom back.
Don't worry flash! You'll only need to beat 3 evil ex's and one moderately depressed loner to get her back!
te irony that the alicorn the one who represents all tribes is racist
Unicorns are dicks
Meanwhile Spike had his own train wreck....
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I ain't complaining A fashionable wreck at that
So much to comment about! SO MUCH TO COMMENT ABOUT!
I can't decide! I CAN'T DECIDE!
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Well. That went from funny to pointless in record time.
8056952 It's not easy having yourself a good time.
that totally legit recap lift was a bit on the nose
Oh come on! Flash should have been able to use his wand... the one between his legs... to levitate the pen!
Of course he could have done the (obvious??) thing and pulled his chair with him while grabbing a pen... or leaning over and stealing one of the mares'...
Or even used his .50 cal bullets in a series of Rube_Goldberg-esque style actions, like bouncing the bullets off the wall to hit a book that almost fell on Trixie's head that she caught and placed onto the table causing a barely-registerable vibration on the order of 10 nm coinciding with the arrival of a gravitational wave created by the merger of a neutron star and an intermediate mass black hole approx. 75,000 ly away whose gamma-ray burst narrowly missed Terra but a small ray of it bounced off the moon to hit a window refracting it towards Twilight's horn momentarily heating it up so hot that Twilight accidentally levitates every object in the room (ponies still seated tho!) wherein the previous gravitational wave and minute vibration just so happened to be in phase thereby amplifying together to form a pressure differential in the local atmosphere sucking the pen towards Flash Sentry... because he's a Sentry dammit!
Also I just realized I'm commenting on a story over one year old and this is pointless BUT DAMMIT I WANT MY CUPCAKE BACK, TRIXIE!! (wait what?)
And before you ask "How high are you?", my height is about 177 (±2) cm.
If I could be so bold as to offer a reminder, your "solution" to that problem was essentially to invite five mares instead of just one.
... I can see from the diagram that you took that lesson to heart. Good job, Twilight.
And this whole time... here I thought Twilight Sparkle was the smart one.
did sunset get to drink the sarsaparilla?
Jesus from a verbal standpoint she's even more of a sadist than I am
I think I've just found my new favourite phrase.
if one gonna hate on flash best done in style xD
I want this as a T-Shirt
Wait. Was that a DWK reference I saw?