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A little late getting this posted for Valentine's Day. But there will be more chapters coming fairly quickly.

God damnit.

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This is too much. Damn you and you're stories.

Also I'll get the strapon

Oh, that picture was perfect.

i hate flash as much as the next guy, but even I feel that was a bit much...meh

7961118 I wavered a little on including that scene. But ultimately I kept it in and slapped a Random tag on the story.

*laughing in author*

7961070 I commissioned it from Egophiliac specifically for this.
You can count on Trixie being very inconvenient in this story. :trixieshiftright:

im sure the castle is big enough if they actually tried to stand each other and have orgies

Unicorns are totally racist.

Flash lucked out. I wouldn't want to date a racist bitch either.

Nice job on the Inconvenient Trixie pic there. Looking forward to seeing where this goes.

"Yeah, but all this time I thought you were just my friend and student. My roommate at most!" Twilight said. "Besides, I thought that you were, you know, 'best friends' with Trixie!" Twilight said with a wink making air quotes.

"That doesn't automatically mean that we're lesbians with each other!" Starlight said.

According to the internet, it does.
:rainbowlaugh:

"What about those times we practiced kissing?" Starlight said.

TS: What are you talking about? We never kissed.
SG: Yes we have. I remember the way you took your time while you stroked my mane and looked at me with your slightly glowing green eyes.
TS: ......
MD: .....
SG: What?

So, Flash was just there to reveal them being racists?
:facehoof:

"Everypony, shun the pegasus," Twilight said as he walked toward the door.

"Shun!"

"Shun!"

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:twilightangry2: WHO LET THOSE TWO IN HERE?!
Seriously, do not let them in.


What would happen if I clap my hands and slap one of my palms in the pentagram?

That image... I can't remember the 80's flick it was in.Dammit what was it!

7962446 'Say Anything'? I think? That's what Google says at least.

it seemed to be even larger on the inside

And it dematerializes too! It travels through time and space - well, at least the map table does.

That picture made the first chapter for me... :pinkiehappy:

"Oh-ho-ho- NO!" Spike said. "Fuck THAT with fries! I'm out!" Spike ran upstairs and quickly packed a bag. He ran back down and headed for the door.
"Where are you going!?" Twilight asked.
"Literally anywhere else," Spike said. "I can already see this train wreck coming from a mile away. And I am going to put as much distance between me and this as possible." And with that he walked out and slammed the door behind him.

Spike is the smartest unicorn in that castle... and he's a dragon. I hear Aaaaaaaaa-ploosa! Is lovely this time of year.

Spike displaying a huge amount of common sense here.

Also, they are surprisingly all tribalists! :trollestia: I hate Flash so I am totally fine with this.

Bring on more shenanigans! :pinkiehappy:

CRYSTAL CASTLE REPLACED BY HUGE SMOLDERING CRATER

PURPLE LIZARD-THING SOUGHT FOR QUESTIONING

7962522 I commissioned it from Egophiliac specifically for this.
You can count on Trixie being very inconvenient in this story. :trixieshiftright:

Wile I knew it was going to happen somehow I still face palmed with that last one

7961532 first that line spike said im so using tonight at work 2nd much as im meh on flash thzt was just mean and I loved it

Dam you dancer now my head hurts

I wonder how many times Twilight is going to have to interrupt the Magic Battle Royale to the Death. :trollestia:

That ending... Table Flip! :rainbowlaugh:

all the yes:pinkiehappy:

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It's actually less about him not being a unicorn, and more about him being a stallion.
And Twilight being really, really lesbian.

The original version of this scene would have gone like:
"Okay, for the first test, have a vagina."
"I don't have a vagina."
"Well then I'm afraid you are disqualified and I'm incredibly lesbian. Shun the stallion. Shun. Shun."

The other trait the girls had in common was being unicorns. So I went with it.
Either version would have been equally unfair to him. And that's the joke.
(And just as an aside, as much as I dislike him, I don't usually go out of my way to Flash-bash.)

And non of them got the idea to simply make an harem?
I mean, she is an princess and only deserves the best!

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(They need to get along first. Even Twilight know's that. Can't have a bunch of wives that all want to kill each other.)

Scrabble...
Scrabble?
SCRABBLE!?

PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

Best word ever.

I laughed quite hard at the Inconvenient Trixie. Also I recognized the style before reading the author's note or comments. :raritywink:

7963677 Yeah, if you had a 45x45 tile board.

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(And trust me, the Mature rating is there for a reason.)

I dunno, the last word I would use to describe most of these mares at this point is "mature". Especially Trixie.

Are you sure you added that up right? This site says with three triple words and a bingo bonus it's only 1157 points. (Even if you applied the bingo before multiplying, which I'm pretty sure you don't, because it's not from the word itself, it's only 1557.)

Edit: Accounting for the double letters on the P and Z (the only letters that could land on them), it's 1508.

7963758 I think it's meant for the reader. But it's dubious in either case.
Anyway, Sex in the next chapter tomorrow! Yay!

7963791 There were a lot of ways to calculate it, depending on the board, and existing tiles played. I knew that my (very smart) fans would undoubtedly nit-pick this point. But no matter how you slice it, even at 1,508 points, it's still a devastating, table-flipping, magical-battle-royale-to-the-death inducing play. :trixieshiftleft:

The story had to end with them all ditching Twilight and dating amongst themselves

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Sure you can, Charles Zi Britannia did that, and look how that turned out.
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...Oh, right.

Looks like Trixie broke out the L-word.

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Scott Pilgrim references FTW.

You're doing a great job ending the chapters on a high note. "Picture is a thousand words" and all that! And this chapter was just hilarious.

Actually, I don't think the first chapter's ending would've worked without the picture. Not only would you not have the benefit of a reference, but the time taken to explain the expressions, positions, and actions would've killed the joke. It may have cost a commission, but I think it was worth it. That ending may even be what boosted the fic's popularity onto the front page!

Can't wait for tomorrow.

7963408 I would say that Flash dodged a bullet.

This is glorious and I need more of it in my life

Scrabble, a good way to show off your vocabulary to your friends before they losing them.

Dammit hasbro.

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