You are Anon, you are fit, you are the only human in equestria, and Rainbow is your best friend. For one reason or another, mares find you desireable, unnervingly so. This is your story.
When a terrible misunderstanding leaves Princess Rarity with the terrifying prospect of missing her bodyguard's birthday party, she decides that nothing or nopony will stop her from celebrating Twilight's special day.
Applejack is happy for her brother and Rainbow Dash getting together, but when will she find love? Will she find it in a strange Pony that appears one stormy afternoon?
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Thanks to Summer Collab to uploading this and I sincerely hope the people who read this will write a chapter for the Collab and send it to him.