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It's been a couple weeks since Twilight's learned about Twilight. Let's see what our er... hero... is up to?

I don't get paid enough for this...

"Twilight!!!" Rarity called as she ran down the hall, struggling to keep up with twilight as the rush began.

"Huh? I'm sorry Rarity. I want just thinking about Ed-" Twilight began before clapping her hands to her mouth.

Rarity tilted her head at what she said before shaking it.

"Anways, I wanted to show you this picture that I just posted on Twitter." Rarity said, taking out her phone.

"... You mean the noise a bird makes?" Twilight said, confused.

Rarity looked up from her phone.

"Er... No darling. It's a social media site." She explained.

"So... Like facebook?"

"In a way..." Rarity said, thinking.

"I have sooooo many more questions!"

"But-" Rarity started to say.

"Can you play games? Can it share pictures and videos?" Twilight started to ramble.

"Twilight dear... I really..." Rarity tried to butt in.

"Is twitter better than facebook? Do I need an Email for this too?" Twilight kept asking.

Rarity sighed and pulled a chair over from the edge of the hall.

Twilight kept rambling on. Rarity was going insane.

"Twilight!" Rarity yelled, the edge of her sanity snapping.

"Yes?" Twilight said.

Suddenly her eyes shrunk to the size of pinpricks.

"Oh... I was rambling again... wasn't I?" She said, rubbing the back of her neck.

"A little." Rarity deadpanned.

"S-sorry..." Twilight muttered.

Rarity sighed.

"Lets... just drop it. I have the picture still saved to my phone... I think..." Rarity said, walking down the hall next to twilight.

"Alright." Twilight said, sighing.

They walked out the door to find five slightly mad girls waiting outside.

"Rarity! Did you forget!?" Rainbow dash yelled.

"Uh... Oh right... I was just so busy on Twitter that-" Rarity started before a loud groan emitted from the group.

"Rarity, Ya ought to let Twitter go." Applejack said.

"But-" Rarity prepared to argue.

"I still don't know what it is..." Twilight said.

"Uh girls? We shouldn't argue..." Fluttershy said, quietly.

"Twitter has just been a nuisance to you ever since you found you can brag about your designs on it!" Rainbow argued.

OH FORGET THIS! I QUIT!

"Wait Mr Narrator!!!" Pinkie Pie cried as the mysterious voice only she could hear vanished and was replaced with a different one.

The girls just stared at Pinkie and shook their heads.

"We should go..." Pinkie began to say as she slowly backed away.

"Uh... Ok?" Sunset Shimmer said, confused.

The group walked away in silence until Twilight brought up the one question that started this all:

"What's Twitter? I never got to know."

Author's Note:

A note from the narrator:

I can see why the old one quit. This story is a piece of-

Ahem, We're trying to keep this above Everybody. I'll fire you if you don't.

Well... It may soon get to be Teen related. I mean with the next topic and all.

Ok, get out of here. I'm going to dock your pay for that.

So sorry for not posting anything... I've been busy with surgery. Even now I'm still resting a bit. I need to let the randomness out and I can't exactly do a good job with twitter... I need something I can let my randomness out on. So I'm going to find the most random thing to write about.

Idea was suggested by: Jetto

Man, you suggested alot of cool stuff.

So, question of the day!

If you were sent to Equestria and had to day the night with your favorite mare (Or stallion), What would you do?

I would go on a boop fest. :3

COMMENT BELOW ON WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO SEE TWILIGHT REACT TO AND WHO YOU WOULD LIKE SHOW HER THAT!!!

BTW spoiler alert!!! The next one is socks.... IN DA PONY WORLD!!!! No I'm kidding. It's #selfie. You know, the video. One of my own ideas. I'm surprised no one suggested stuff like that.

*Falls asleep for a million years*

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