Twilight Doesn't Get...

by New Dawn


Twitter

It's been a couple weeks since Twilight's learned about Twilight. Let's see what our er... hero... is up to?

I don't get paid enough for this...

"Twilight!!!" Rarity called as she ran down the hall, struggling to keep up with twilight as the rush began.

"Huh? I'm sorry Rarity. I want just thinking about Ed-" Twilight began before clapping her hands to her mouth.

Rarity tilted her head at what she said before shaking it.

"Anways, I wanted to show you this picture that I just posted on Twitter." Rarity said, taking out her phone.

"... You mean the noise a bird makes?" Twilight said, confused.

Rarity looked up from her phone.

"Er... No darling. It's a social media site." She explained.

"So... Like facebook?"

"In a way..." Rarity said, thinking.

"I have sooooo many more questions!"

"But-" Rarity started to say.

"Can you play games? Can it share pictures and videos?" Twilight started to ramble.

"Twilight dear... I really..." Rarity tried to butt in.

"Is twitter better than facebook? Do I need an Email for this too?" Twilight kept asking.

Rarity sighed and pulled a chair over from the edge of the hall.


Twilight kept rambling on. Rarity was going insane.

"Twilight!" Rarity yelled, the edge of her sanity snapping.

"Yes?" Twilight said.

Suddenly her eyes shrunk to the size of pinpricks.

"Oh... I was rambling again... wasn't I?" She said, rubbing the back of her neck.

"A little." Rarity deadpanned.

"S-sorry..." Twilight muttered.

Rarity sighed.

"Lets... just drop it. I have the picture still saved to my phone... I think..." Rarity said, walking down the hall next to twilight.

"Alright." Twilight said, sighing.

They walked out the door to find five slightly mad girls waiting outside.

"Rarity! Did you forget!?" Rainbow dash yelled.

"Uh... Oh right... I was just so busy on Twitter that-" Rarity started before a loud groan emitted from the group.

"Rarity, Ya ought to let Twitter go." Applejack said.

"But-" Rarity prepared to argue.

"I still don't know what it is..." Twilight said.

"Uh girls? We shouldn't argue..." Fluttershy said, quietly.

"Twitter has just been a nuisance to you ever since you found you can brag about your designs on it!" Rainbow argued.

OH FORGET THIS! I QUIT!

"Wait Mr Narrator!!!" Pinkie Pie cried as the mysterious voice only she could hear vanished and was replaced with a different one.

The girls just stared at Pinkie and shook their heads.

"We should go..." Pinkie began to say as she slowly backed away.

"Uh... Ok?" Sunset Shimmer said, confused.

The group walked away in silence until Twilight brought up the one question that started this all:

"What's Twitter? I never got to know."