I cant write very well i write fan fiction on my spare time so i can hopefully up my skills. i usally will referance something in most of my fanfics. (you get nothing for finding them)
A Fluttershy, Discord and Celestia love triangle that takes leaps and turns in so many directions, that there might be a traffic accident. Romantic Comedy, kissed with Drama.
Pinkie managed to arrange a formal dance in the Ponyville Park for Heart's Warming, telling everypony to try to find a date before hand. Needless to say, this causes a bit of a stir.
>>Big mac shoved his huge duck into Applejacks stallion hood
You know, I don't think aquatic birds enjoy being shoved into things. Not to mention Applejack not having a "stallionhood", considering she's a mare.
I like clopfics as much as the next person, but this was horribly written. As someone else said, you've certainly got the sex part down, but that means nothing if the story isn't written well. I'll list some things that I think you should change.
1. Make sure the chapters are in the proper order. Right now you've got the prologue coming after Applejack's chapter. That needs fixing. 2. Work on your spelling and grammar. Use a capital letter to begin any name. It should always be Applejack, Big Mac, and Discord, never applejack, Big mac, or discord. Try and cut down on run-on sentences. This will really help make the story easier to read. 3. A 36 inch dick? Come on, that's a completely unrealistic size. I know horse penises are larger than human penises, but still. Applejack's asshole should be torn, and she should be bleeding internally if she took the full length inside of her. 4. While I don't exactly like incest, I'm fine with AJ and Big Mac having sex with eachother. It's not my thing, but I'm sure others enjoy it. However, was it really necessary to include the reference to Sweet Apple Massacre? Clopfics are supposed to be about sex first and foremost, and most people don't exactly find rape and murder very erotic. It's entirely up to you whether or not you keep it, but you should ask yourself if it's really necessary.
Consider making these changes, especially 1 and 2, and I'm sure your story will be substantially better.
This story is perfect material for RatherHomely's riffing. Sadly, qualifying for this means that the story is of the same quality as "The Spiderses", "Sweet Apple Massacre", and "Luna's Magic Wand." In other words, reading it causes psychological trauma.
550882 thank you for your constructive criticism i will admit i did try to fix the names but got lazy in the middle and stoped. and yes im not the best at grammer or writing in general but i will try to improve on this (at least i tried). i also do have a tendency to referance things i have read or seen like sweet apple massacre i just thought of and said okay ill just put it in and see what happens like in the next chapter a cupcakes referance might be put in. and the gender mixup i didnt catch on my proof read so thank you for catching that for me. and this is my first time using the site to post stories and stuff so i didnt really know what i was doing at the time. so thanks again
lol! I should read more clopfics it's hilarious to see these characters doing unsavory things amongst each other. Especially, when the spelling is atrocious! 'shoved his duck into her, huh.' Kinky!
It's okay.
eh pacing needs some work
Err... What? It was a good clopfic, in the sense that it has a lot of sex, but it isn't very well written to be honest.
>>Big mac shoved his huge duck into Applejacks stallion hood
You know, I don't think aquatic birds enjoy being shoved into things. Not to mention Applejack not having a "stallionhood", considering she's a mare.
I like clopfics as much as the next person, but this was horribly written. As someone else said, you've certainly got the sex part down, but that means nothing if the story isn't written well. I'll list some things that I think you should change.
1. Make sure the chapters are in the proper order. Right now you've got the prologue coming after Applejack's chapter. That needs fixing.
2. Work on your spelling and grammar. Use a capital letter to begin any name. It should always be Applejack, Big Mac, and Discord, never applejack, Big mac, or discord. Try and cut down on run-on sentences. This will really help make the story easier to read.
3. A 36 inch dick? Come on, that's a completely unrealistic size. I know horse penises are larger than human penises, but still. Applejack's asshole should be torn, and she should be bleeding internally if she took the full length inside of her.
4. While I don't exactly like incest, I'm fine with AJ and Big Mac having sex with eachother. It's not my thing, but I'm sure others enjoy it. However, was it really necessary to include the reference to Sweet Apple Massacre? Clopfics are supposed to be about sex first and foremost, and most people don't exactly find rape and murder very erotic. It's entirely up to you whether or not you keep it, but you should ask yourself if it's really necessary.
Consider making these changes, especially 1 and 2, and I'm sure your story will be substantially better.
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Though I should rather blame myself for turning "View Mature" on.
Well, look on the bright side.
This story is perfect material for RatherHomely's riffing. Sadly, qualifying for this means that the story is of the same quality as "The Spiderses", "Sweet Apple Massacre", and "Luna's Magic Wand." In other words, reading it causes psychological trauma.
550882 thank you for your constructive criticism i will admit i did try to fix the names but got lazy in the middle and stoped. and yes im not the best at grammer or writing in general but i will try to improve on this (at least i tried). i also do have a tendency to referance things i have read or seen like sweet apple massacre i just thought of and said okay ill just put it in and see what happens like in the next chapter a cupcakes referance might be put in. and the gender mixup i didnt catch on my proof read so thank you for catching that for me. and this is my first time using the site to post stories and stuff so i didnt really know what i was doing at the time. so thanks again
lol! I should read more clopfics it's hilarious to see these characters doing unsavory things amongst each other. Especially, when the spelling is atrocious! 'shoved his duck into her, huh.' Kinky!
There is always a few insane people that like stuff that is clearly terrible.
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I think you replied to the wrong guy there.
My boner just died. ;~;
556366 At Least You Had One
This is a good idea but the #WordCrimes are so many and so distracting, got to work on that, but this is really a good idea for a fic