The Human And The Well

by Zandar13

Heated Love And A Human Party

'Uh Oh' were the only thoughts I could manage to conjure in my mind and if I could I would of slapped myself silly for not realizing this sooner but now I finally did. Aloe was hitting on me and she was really forward about it. I probably should of realized this when she 'accidentally' fell into the water with me and had me wash her mane, I am an idiot. I should get with Pinkie later and have her throw me “The Most Oblivious Human In Equestria” party with confetti and on each piece of paper have the words 'Idiot' 'Dummy' and 'Stupid' written on them.

But now an even more important theory came to mind and that would be the actual act of dating. I have been single for most of my life and though my height allowed me to make many friends, a lot of girls did not seem to want to date me because of it. I know this because I asked one of my friends, who is a girl, why I could not get a date and she told me that the girls felt like I would overpower them and that I was just too tall. That made me feel tons better since it seemed like I was the only person over six foot in the county and it also told me that either the girls were really insecure or had problems with over controlling boyfriends. Just perfect, just bucking perfect and now I am swearing like a pony, even more perfect.

But back to the main point and the now possible scenario of dating a pony. Would that be morally wrong of me to date another species? I mean, yeah I played Dungeons And Dragons and my characters have dated other species but that was all in a game where worlds like this existed on paper or on a television show! But instead of them being an elf or goblin or something these are ponies and back home I would be dating a horse, an animal to their eyes and if I ever went back they would burn me at the stake for doing such actions. Well, that is a serious exaggeration but that is how it would feel like to me.

Bah, I need another slap to the face because I know that these ponies are intelligent creatures and not simple, mindless creatures who have no thoughts or feelings and who also have developed magic! I wonder if that is how they have created that cheat move of the pouty lip and puppy dog eyes to get anything they want, nah probably not since a few friends back home used that on me as well though not as well as the fillies here, especially Sweetie Bell.

My inner life debate would of continued if not for the back that I felt something cool being splashed on my back and realized that I was still laying down on the massage table with Aloe who just put down a bottle of lotion and was rubbing her hooves together. What am I doing to do? Should I tell her that I am not interested in a relationship right now? Ugh, why is this so complicated to me? The questions stopped when I felt her hooves on my back and I mentally flinched shut my eyes to the thought that hooves would probably hurt on my back.

---------- 30 Seconds Later ----------

Ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy........... I think I am in love. Her hooves feel sooooooooo gooooooooood on my back as she continued to kneed into me and relax muscles that I never knew I had before. I just let my body thoroughly relax and it must of shown because after a little while later I heard some shushed snickering and I peaked open my eyes and I saw that Pinkie was trying her best not to laugh while she stared at me. I was gonna question it when I realized that I had my mouth open and my tongue slightly popped out and I was drooling a bit. So I quickly shut my mouth and turned my head the other way and groaned.

“Is everything alright?” Aloe asked which brought a slight sense of relief cause it meant that she did not see that embarrassing moment “I thought you were enjoying yourself since you were relaxing and drooling a bit” Scratch that last thought, this was now far worse and I groaned again. “Am I hitting something sore?” she asked.

I let out a sigh “No, your hooves feel amazing. I just can't believe I drooled and you and Pinkie saw it” I pathetically whimpered. This only got me a small giggle from Aloe.

“Don't worry about that, that is normal for us. At least you don't thump your back leg when we hit a good spot. This one stallion looked like a thumping rabbit when I undid a knot in his shoulder blade, it was hilarious!” Aloe laughed as she told the story but then I felt her body lean forward on me a little bit and a rush of warm air by my ear “Besides, you looked cute” she silently said and I felt something wet on my ear before she leaned back and continued her work.

Wait, did she just lick my ear? SHE DID! Uh oh, now that is a red flag, a major red flag. Why is she being so forward with me? I mean, I have heard of love at first sight but she is really jumping the gun here and I felt odd as my body was being massaged and relaxed while at the same time I was mentally tensing up. How much longer was this massage going to be? As her hooves went to my lower back, which felt incredible by the way, I felt something soft brush my leg again and again.

I think it's her tail that is brushing my leg, another red flag but I was sorta impressed that they had such great control of them but that discovery was quickly overshadowed by the fact that she was stroking my leg with it. I think I was starting to get a cold sweat but thankfully I had my face turned or else everypony would of seen my tensed up face, unfortunately Aloe could feel it.

“What is the matter sweetie? You seem to be tensing up” Aloe sweetly said and that was another thing, her calling me sweetie “I thought you were enjoying my pleasurable service” she quickly added along with her trailing her hoof down my spine which oddly felt good.

“I-I am.....it....it's just......just” I struggled to find the words as she seemed to tease my body with random hoof placements.

“It's. Just. What~” Aloe sang in my ear while she placed another lick upon it and that sent shivers all along my body. I need to do something, this is bad, I mean REALLY really bad. What should I do? What should I do? WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?

DING DING DING

“Alright everypony, time is up!” Lotus declared as she went over and turned off the timer and as soon as the ding came I heard Aloe give a disappointed sigh as she got off of me and when she did I felt my entire body deflate. I unknowingly held in my breath but now it was gone and I felt the entire message sink in now that she stopped moving. Once I regulated my breathing again I was about to sit up before I felt a hoof on my back and my leg being brushed over.

“I hope that you enjoyed yourself” Aloe said in a very suspicious voice which made me snap right up while simultaneously grabbing my basket of clothes and I speed walked to the room.

“I sure did, thank you” I quickly sputtered out the hasty sentence before I closed the door and did my best to speed change back into my new clothing. I would have been done faster if I did not fumble with the buttons on the shirt and put them in the wrong holes twice but eventually I got everything on right but I felt warm so I left the jacket off and left the top two buttons undone. I made sure all my clothing was done right before I stepped out and saw my group talking to the twins but smiled and waved when they saw me. I walked over but decided to stand as far away from Aloe as I could without it being too obvious.

“Thank all of you so much for stopping on by and I hope that you had a memorable first time at our spa Adrian! I hope that you decide to come on back whenever you feel like it” Lotus kindly said with a smile before she turned and started to head to the back “Come on Aloe, lets finish up that stocking from this morning” she called out. The girls were no behind me and talking, leaving Aloe a clear path to me.

“Be right there sis!” Aloe replied was about to leave but when she turned she snapped her tail and spanked me with it “Hope to see you soon sweetie” she told me before she followed her sister. My body went stiff as a board and my joints vanished from my body as I turned around on the ball of my foot and saw the four staring at me but I decided to ignore them as I speed walked by them and out the door with them in hot pursuit.

“Adrian! Wait! What was that?” Twilight said.

“What was what? I have no idea what your talking about Twilight. Ha ha ha” I said nervously as I continued to speed walk back to the library.

“Did something happen deary? Why did Aloe do that and why are you walking so bizarre?” Rarity said as she tried to keep pace with me.

“N-nothing happened my dear friend Rarity! Aloe gave me a wonderful massage and I am walking normally! Just another weird thing about your only local human, yep all normal!” I quickly said while I stared at the horizon hoping for the view of the crystal library to come quicker.

“Whoa there! Where are you trying to get to? GASP! IS there a party I don't know about?!” Pinkie said as she pulled a pair of binoculars out of her poofy mane and started to look around and as much as I would love to stare at her and ask how she did that I needed to get back to my room.

“Yep, sure is. It's called 'Lock Myself Away From The Really Forward And Ear Licking Aloe Party' that only I am invited to in my room” I quickly explained as I quickened my pace to almost a run and unknown to me Twilight had casted a spell and before I knew it I was running in place in the air but I did not notice. I only stopped when I felt my body being slightly shaken and I saw the four looking up at me with shock.

“Hold on, did we hear you correctly? Did you say really forward and ear licking Aloe?” Twilight asked. I could only nod as I didn't have it in me to speak right now.

“Why in the world would she lick your ear deary? I can believe her being forward and all but licking ones ear? The only time I have heard of somepony doing that to a stranger was if a mare was in he-” Rarity stopped as her eyes opened in fear at that last word and by the sound of it the other girls knew exactly what she was going to say as they all copied her expression, even Pinkie.

While I was still a little skiddish I calmed down enough to at least talk and thankfully Twilight had put me back down on the ground and I realized that we were practically next to the library as well. “Wait, what? What were you about to say? What was she in?” I asked with a vigor in my voice, because by the sounds of it this may mean why she was so forward to me and everything else. I needed to know! But the girls looked at each other nervously and with a bit of shame, what was it that was so bad? Twilight finally took a sigh and stepped up.

“Well, first let me ask you a question. How do ponies back on Earth....um.....well....attract a mate I suppose” Twilight asked which got me thinking, was Aloe just peacocking or something?

“Well, from what I know horses like most animals go into heat and that smell or something attracts a male and then...... they....... no” as I finished I think I understood what happened.

“I see then yes the terminology is basically the same. So to simply answer, I believe that Aloe was in heat and you caught her fancy” Twilight explained and just as she was about to say something else she saw that I was no longer standing there and had in fact ran full force into the library and up into my room and slammed the door shut and locked it before doing the same to the balcony doors and closed the curtains. After I was done I fell on my back and decided to lie on the ground and stare at the ceiling and become lost in thought.

Barely any time had gone by before I heard the eventual knocks at the door “Adrian! Dear! Open up please!” Rarity asked with a worried tone “It's all right to be concerned and I understand that this must be quite a shock to you. Truth be told that this is one of the issues Princess Celestia talked to us about yesterday and she told us to tell you about this soon so you could look for the warning signs. We are so very sorry that you found out this way” she concluded.

I continued to lie there and while I heard them I did not say anything, mainly because I had no words as to how to explain to them how I felt. I was mad and upset and slightly disgusted but not at them but at Aloe, I felt like I had been used like a toy for her pleasure and that I had thought for a second that she liked me. Though I did not have any real feelings for her, I thought we could have been friends or something but now I felt betrayed and I never wanted to go back to the spa ever again.

Here I thought they were intelligent creatures but I guess I was wrong, their body governs their actions and they give into it easily and let it control them. What about the rest of the girls? Did they see me as a friend or just an object of emotions and eventual plaything? What about the fillies? Was I just an oversized toy for them? What am I to the Princesses? Just a poor lost soul to take advantage of? Luna could easily use her magic to get in my mind, maybe she already did something to my brain.

I could feel a few tears start to sting my eyes and I let out a quick sniffle before I used my sleeve to dry myself off “Adrian? Are you ok? Please let us in” I heard Pinkie Pie say with a very sad voice and it made me kinda worry to hear the party pony sad, no I cannot let them sway me like this! But I heard a noise like a rubber tire letting out air and a sad sigh.

I sat in silence again as I refused to move from my spot but I started to feel kinda bad for some of my previous thoughts and I gave myself yet again another mental slap. Of course their biology played a big part and I can't say that humans have done nothing idiotic in the name of emotions and bodily urges. But I still felt upset at the fact that just because she was in heat that allowed her to toy with me like that.

Before any more thoughts crept their way in I heard a sound that almost broke my heart, it was the sound of Fluttershy crying “A-adrian, please let us in. Please” she asked in between sobs and I immediately regretted all ill will I had thought just thought of, how could I think someone as sweet as Fluttershy would use me like that. To even think that a pony like Pinkie would be even capable of thinking of anything besides parties and smiles is beyond me or even how the three silly fillies could be able to conjure up any sort of evil intentions. To imagine Derpy as a pony of such abuse to me, I finally let myself have it as I gave my face a mighty smack and strangely I felt a little better after doing so.

Once I slapped myself back into reality I picked myself up and headed to the source of the crying and I unlocked the door and opened it up slightly enough for them to hear the creaking but I decided to leave it like that as I headed back to my spot but instead I sat up and against the bed frame. But before I could settle down for long I was being tackled on by sides by Pinkie and Fluttershy, with the ladder cuddling with my arm and staining it with tears. I saw that Pinkie was tightly hugging my arm with her whole body, heck even her tail wrapped around my wrist.

But I also saw that her hair was no longer poofy and was straight and her whole body seemed to be a darker shade of pink, that really concerned me but I figured I would ask later. I finally noticed that Rarity had finally made her way over and sat in front of me but when she did I looked around and saw that Twilight was not here and it seems that Rarity noticed this as well “Twilight isn't here dearie, as soon as you ran inside she told us to after you while she she flew back to the spa and inquire about whether or nor Aloe was in heat or not” Rarity calmly explained to me.

“Even if it turns out she is not in heat, I think Twilight will give her a piece of her mind for treating you like that” she said but soon after she looked nervous and drew circles in the floor with her hoof “You do not have to answer but I wanted to ask if she did anything else to you”

I drew in a breath of air and slowly exhaled it “I can answer. Well besides the multiple ear licks, I also felt her tail play with my leg a few times and she started calling me sweetie. That was it though, I just kinda freaked out with how forward she was and it sort of scared me a bit. Back home, whenever girls are straightforward that much then things tend to go downhill quickly. So I locked up and just wanted to get back to the library as soon as possible” I told them with a tired sigh.

I felt Fluttershy tug at my arm a little when I got done talking “I am so, so sorry Adrian. She should not have done that to you. I just hope that you don't hate us ponies now” she said sadly while a few more tears ran down my arms from her. I could just feel my heart start to shatter when she said that with how she looked and I simply let my head drop on top of hers and gave it a quick nuzzle. I could feel her body flinch a bit at the action.

“I could never hate you Fluttershy, I could never hate any of you. While yes I still remain a bit upset at Aloe for treating me like a plaything, I don't judge a species by the one individual. If I did then I would hate every single person back home. So please don't cry anymore Fluttershy, you shall always be my friend” I soothingly told her as I finished by placing a kiss on the top of her head which made her look up at me and smile while the last of her tears dropped.

I smiled back before I switched sides “Same goes for you Pinkie, I could never hate you. I don't think it is possible for anyone to hate you Pinkie. Besides, how can the super duper party pony throw awesome parties and make ponies smile if she is sad? Come on, give me a smile and show me the real Pinkie Pie” I told her with zeal which got her attention as she looked up at me and to play along with my words I put on a fake sad face with an exaggerated lip pout.

The effect instantaneous as I saw her mane explode back into its regular poofy state and her mane color shined and returned back to normal as her smile blossomed on her face and she gave my arm a few more tight squeezes that also strangely made her squeak as well just before she dive bombed into a giggle fit. I smiled so hard that I thought my cheeks would rip off but it would be well worth it “There she is! There is my Pinkie Pie!” I boldly declared which only made her laugh more and I could also hear Fluttershy start to laugh as well.

The only one not laughing was Rarity who was crying a bit but before any of us could ask she spoke up “Oh, don't mind me darling. I am just so moved at how sweet you can be Adrian, even though we came up here to comfort you yet it seems your the one taking care of us instead” she finished up with a laughing sob. This only made us laugh a bit more and before we knew it we were all laughing for a good few minutes.

Once we started to settle down I noticed that Fluttershy and Pinkie had let go of my arms but had repositioned themselves so they both lied inside my arms. I naturally let my hands go to their heads and started to scratch their ears again, to which they approved with happy sighs. After a while I decided to speak up “Thank you again girls for helping me out and sorry for freaking out like that. I freaked myself out when the massage started because I started thinking that she was acting that way cause she wanted to go out with me and go on dates or something” I said,

This got Raritys attention “Would that of been so bad if that is all it was?” she asked and her question made the other two curious as they both stared up at me.

“I am not sure, back home due to my height and probably other reasons I never had a lot of girls go out with me so I am used to being single. When the thought of dating a pony rang up in my mind I started thinking if that was ok for me to do or not” I explained,

“Why wouldn't it of been ok? You got a thing against ponies mister?” Pinkie jokingly asked as she continued to enjoy the ear scratch.

I sighed at the question “It is nothing against you, it is just back home the only species that we dated and got married to were humans and if you gave your love to another species, which were usually animals or something then it was highly frowned upon and shunned by society. So I started thinking of how everyone back home would view me if I did date a pony. Like I said I have nothing against you, it is just hard to get over something that has been taught to us since we were born” I somberly said.

Rarity nodded her head in understanding “I see, that is understandable. But now that you are here and might be here for a while, do you think you would be open to the idea of dating in the future?” she innocently asked. While I should of answered normally I saw an opportunity and I took in.

“Why do you ask Rarity? Is this your way of asking me out on a date?” I said with a wink which made the mare blush like crazy and she started to fumble for words. I let out a good laugh “Sorry, sorry Rarity. I was simply joking” I told her which made her cheeks puff out in embarrassment and she kicked my foot a bit.

I laughed a little more “Sorry again but in all seriousness, I am not really sure about that yet. Especially after today I am probably going to take some time to ponder on my feelings. But to officially answer, I think I might be willing to date in the future. How far into the future I do not know but I think I will one day if I am still here by then” I said.

“I see, well hopefully you have somepony in mind by next month or else it shall be a very interesting Hearts And Hooves Day for you” Rarity said with a giggle.

“Hearts And Hooves Day? What is that?” I asked her.

“Oh dear! I totally forgot that you don't know our holidays! Well, simply put darling it is a day where you express your love for your special somepony, most take it as a day to either ask a pony out or make it their special day together. Do you have something similar back home dear?” Rarity said.

“Actually we do, but it takes place in near the end of Winter and it is called Valentines Day and they are basically the same type of day” I told them.

“I see! Well at least you will know what to do when the day comes, but enough about that for now. How are you feeling now dear?” Rarity sincerely asked. I was about to ask when I heard a knock on the open door and saw that Twilight was standing there, a little red faced and breathing hard. Guess she really went off on Aloe, I almost feel sorry for her. Almost. “Ah, welcome back Twilight!”

Twilight quickly walked over to me and started to examine me from head to toe with a worried expression but when she started to look at my face I simply smiled at her “I'm fine Princess, I had these three to help cheer me up and we talked about it. Though we still need to have a full talk about when all you mares go into heat and what happens but for now lets save that talk for another day” I explained to her which got her to calm down.

“That is such a relief, I cannot tell you how sorry I am for that happening to you. When you ran off I flew back there and confronted her about her actions. After a few......unkind words were spoken we all calmed down and with the help of her sister, I learned that she was in heat and had lied about it to her sister who asked that morning. Her heat had started yesterday and when she saw you her body seemed to strongly react to you and that is why she lied about it” Twilight said to us.

“This made her realize what she had done to you and she wanted to rush over and apologize to you but I told her that it would not be a good time right now and allow some time for you to cool off. But she still wanted me to tell you how sorry she was for acting like that and for giving you a horrible first impression. I know that I don't have the right to ask but do you think you can forgive her?” she asked me.

I took a few moments to think this over, I am happy that she realized what she had done and wants to apologize but I am still upset and kinda worried that she reacted so strongly to me. But she was not in control of her actions and letting nature act, though that does not wipe clean the blame she bears. But I think I can give her a second chance but I will have a stern talking with her first and explain the conditions of this second chance.

After taking my time I said “Yes, I can forgive her but it is going to take some time and when we do finally talk I am going to sternly explain the few conditions on this second chance”

Letting out a relieved sigh Twilight spoke again “Phew, that is good. I hate to see ponies fighting. Well, human and pony in this case. Heh heh” she said.

“Yay! Now that we got all that stuff out of the way, we need to throw you a party!” Pinkie excitingly said as she bounced away from my hand and began to travel the room with a happy grin.

“A party? For what?” I asked.

“WELL DUH! I still need to throw you a 'Welcome To Ponyville And First Human In Equestria' party!” Pinkie said with even more enthusiasm. I looked over at Twilight who mouthed the words 'Sorry, nothing we can do' at me which only made me sigh but not in a bad way. But I had an idea and I reached into my pocket and pulled out Vinyls card she gave me.

“Hey Pinkie, I have an idea. Vinyl Scratch is already holding a party tonight, so why don't we just celebrate it there tonight? I have her card with directions and my own personal pass here” I said as I showed her the card and I became very afraid the next moment. She heard the idea and saw the card and I saw her body visibly shake and her mane seemed to explode again and again while her smile grew wider and wider. This pony defied all laws of physics and I am very scared at what she can truly do.

“THAT IS THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!” Pinkie finally shouted out and she began to zip around the room at impossible speeds but then I saw Twilight absorb her body into a magic bubble and I saw that pink pony began to run inside the bubble in a circle so fast that it was simply a pink ring inside the violet bubble. I watched her run at first but quickly became dizzy and waited it out. Finally after five whole minutes of running she finally stopped and sat in the bubble with a smile and bobbed up and down in her spot. Twilight lowered her down and released her which made her zoom back to me.

“SO?!?! Will you come?! Will ya? Will ya? Huh! Huh! HUH!” Pinkie asked as she stared at me with her big blue eyes that also seemed to beg me. I suppose a party would get my mind off of recent events and it would be a good way to spend time with the town and the girls. I also wondered if they had alcohol here because if I was going to dance at the club, I needed some liquid courage.

So after I decided I looked at Pinkie and smiled “Wouldn't miss it for the world Pinkie” I told her as I pet her mane.

“OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! BEST DAY EVER! GASP! Quick! Adrian! Let me see that card!” Pinkie asked and I showed her the card “I know where that is! I gotta get going and see if I can help spice it up! See you tonight a nine! BYE!” she loudly told us before disappearing in a poof of pink. This left the rest of us flabbergasted but the three quickly recovered, they are probably used to this by now.

“Well, seeing as we are now going to a party tonight I need to get home and get ready! We only have-” Rarity said before she looked around the room and found the clock “two hours to freshen up! Ta ta darlings!” she took off as soon as she was done.

“Oh dear, I need to get home and feed the rest of the animals for the night before I can go. Are you going to be ok Adrian?” Fluttershy kindly asked me, I responded by giving her another quick ear scratch.

“I'll be fine, now take care of your animals and I will see you tonight. Ok?” I said. She nodded with a smile before she nuzzled my hand real quick then she walked off leaving only me and Twilight. After a moment or two we both let out a sigh before we looked at each other and laughed.

“Today has been a really interesting day, good and bad” I told her.

“Yes, yes it has” She replied.

“Well, I think I am going to take Raritys advice and get myself freshened up for tonight. Going to be a long night as well” I said as I nervously laughed at that last bit. But as I went to move I felt her tugging at my leg with a saddened expression, so I kneeled down to her level and pet her mane. “What's wrong Princess?” I asked.

She flinched at that last word “I really am sorry that you had to experience something like that on only your second day here with us. I wished that you could of gotten just a normal day instead of that” Twilight solemnly said. I laughed at that last part though which made her look at me in confusion.

“Princess, I don't think I am ever going to have a normal day again. I somehow got transported to another world that is filled with talking magical ponies, got introduced to eleven wonderful friends, three of which who are real life Princesses, and where my ear scratches could probably lead to a well paying job either here or as the “Royal Ear Scratchier” as Luna would say. Suffice to say in only a two days I have seen and met so many new and wonderful things and I still have a party to go to tonight!” I said with a happy tone.

“There will always be bad times, that is life but as I see it I have been gifted with so many good times and I think I have many more to come, whether or not I stay here or not. So don't be so grim on the small stuff, advice that I myself have to take as well. Alright Princess?” I finished.

“One more thing Adrian, I remember earlier on your way back from the spa that you called me Twilight only-” she started to say before I realized that I had indeed said only her name.

“I am so sorry Princess! I didn't mean to, I was just in a hurry and forgot my manners, forgive me” I asked of her but she only shook her head.

“Don't be sorry, I want you to call me Twilight instead of Princess. Your my friend and my friends don't have to call me by title. I want you to treat me like any other pony and not be so formal and stiff around me, it makes me feel weird coming from you” she explained to me.

“Oh, I didn't know I was making you feel uncomfortable. Back home you usually always address a person by their formal title unless you are told not to. Since you had not told me not to, I simply assumed that you wanted me to continue calling you princess. I'm sorry.....Twilight” I said as I offered a kind smile to apologize with.

“Like I said, you have nothing to be sorry for and now I understand why you did it. I was actually going to ask you to this morning right before Princess Celestia showed up” she said.

“I see, one other question. I am sure they have asked you as well but why do you always call Celestia Princess? I mean she and Luna both asked be to call them by name only on my second day, surely you can call them by name as well?” I curiously asked her.

She blushed a little at the question “Well, you see, I was Celestia's personal magic student ever since I was a filly and I continued to be so until I became a Princess as well and until then I always felt the need to call Princess Celestia and I have gotten a little better at saying only her name. But a habit is hard to break” she told me.

“Wait, you were not born a princess?” I asked her.

“Nope, I was granted this title and privilege from Celestia after proving myself through many trials and with my own skills. That is another reason why I am not used to being called Princess and being treated like royalty, it feels weird to suddenly change lifestyles” Twilight said.

“I see, wow! That is cool! I would love to ask you more questions but I think we should both get ready for tonight, Princess” I said with a grin.

“Hey! I thought I just told you not to call me that!” she pouted.

“I know you did Twilight, I know you did” I quickly added with a wink as I made my way to the bathroom. I saw Twilight puff her cheeks out before sticking her tongue out at me before forming a smile of her own and left my room.

---------- 1 and ½ Hours Later ----------

Both me and Twilight had taken showers and had a quick dinner before we headed out, Twilight told me that Spike was going to be foalsitting the CMC tonight in the castle since they were not allowed in the club. I kept the black shoes but I changed into a pair of white pants and an electric blue buttoned shirt with a gray undershirt. I chose this outfit since it reminded me of Vinyl and since I was her guest of honor I thought this would the best way to showcase her. Plus it was a party and I wanted to have fun.

After brushing my teeth and giving myself a once over I met Twilight at the doors and saw that the other girls were already waiting for us, including Rainbow and Applejack. Twilight had written them all a letter during dinner and sent them out saying to meet up here ready to party. They were all wearing some sort of dress that matched them perfectly but they looked liked casual dresses, nothing too fancy. All but Rarity of course who looked like she was getting ready to model at a runway.

So with Pinkie and Fluttershy by my side and a Rainbow hovering by my head, we all began the walk downtown. It was quite a walk but I could tell Pinkie was excited but everytime we asked she would not spill the beans but just kept telling us to get ready for some fun. I was nervous but excited at the same time as we walked to the club, I checked my pocket to make sure the card was there and it was.

A half hour went by when we started to hear the music rock the streets “Oh, did the party already start?” I asked Pinkie.

“Well the club opens at eight but it takes about an hour for it to really start and I told DJ Pon-3 that our party would start around nine!” Pinkie said. I was about to ask who Pon-3 was but I looked at the card and saw that it was Vinyls stage name. I liked her already with that cool name. When the club came into view I saw that the line was already two buildings back and was barely moving.

I was about to say something about the long line but Pinkie jumped up to wave at someone “Vinyl! The party is here!” she shouted. I looked over and I saw that Vinyl was waiting up front with a very big stallion, probably the bouncer. Once she saw and heard Pinkie she smiled and waved us over, we walked by the line but they were too busy staring at me to notice.

“YO! I am so happy you made it! Been waiting for you for a few minutes, I know how you like to show up on time Pinkie and you never like to keep a party waiting!” Vinyl said as she gave Pinkie a hug “Hey Bulk! These six girls are good to go in”

The huge, white stallion grunted as he struggled to write on the clipboard and for a moment I saw that he had wings, just very tiny ones. He then looked up at me “What about him?” he asked.

Vinyl grinned and walked up beside me “I have something special planned for him, we are going through the employee entrance and he is my special guest tonight so put him under V.I.P” she explained and Bulk grunted and did as she asked but returning to his normal work. The other girls were looking at us and waiting.

“Come on in girls! Vinyl is doing something special for Adrian and he will joining us later, so lets get our party on!” Pinkie said to the girls and they all waved and said they can't wait to party with me. Once they left Vinyl led me to the side entrance labeled “Employees Only” and rushed me inside. She led me down the many doors and she opened up the very end door that had a record disk with the words “DJ Pon-3” over top of it.

We came inside and I saw tons of boxes with records in it as well as other musical equipment and a wardrobe and makeup booth, I also saw some other clothing thrown about that I had to avert my eyes to. She saw this and laughed “Sorry about the mess, haven't had a male guest back here in a long while. Quick question, how old are you?” she asked.

“I am twenty two years old, why?” I replied back with.

She grinned as she went over to her fridge and pulled out what looked like bottles of beer “Cause a party at my club ain’t complete without some booze! I hope you drink!” she told me as she brought me the bottles which was labeled as 'Apple Family Rock Hard Cider'. Huh, looks like Applejacks family also does alcohol as well. Good to know for the future but before I opened them she told me to wait as she went back and started to pour multiple drinks into a single glass before giving it to me.

“Here you go, the Pon-3 House Special and trust me, it is good” she said with a toothy grin, I gave it a quick smell and it reeked of all sorts of different alcohol but seeing how Pinkie trusted her I trusted she wasn't going to pull anything over me.

“Cheers to an awesome party with my new friend Vinyl!” I raised the glass and clinked our glasses before chugging the beverage and WHOOF was it strong and she was right, it was good. I coughed a bit though but smiled and laugh “Wow, that was good. Do I wanna know what was in it?” I asked.

“Probably not and you might not know it since your new here and all” she told me and I nodded in agreement “Want one more before he hit the dance floor?” she asked with another grin off of her devious face. I nodded though and once more we chugged another glass and I could already feel the alcohol start to warm me up.

I took a quick swing of the cider and it was also really good and you could barely taste the booze “Alright, well I am feeling pretty good so lets go!” I declared.

“Wait, one last thing” she told me before she came over and untucked my shirt and undid the top three buttons and messed up my hair “There, now your ready to party! Lets go!” with that we quickly sped down the hallway and by the time we were at the stage I had finished the first cider and waited to start the second. Made that mistake before and did not want to make it again, I was about to go up when Vinyl motioned for me to wait “Wait till I introduce you” she quickly said before she hopped on stage and made her way over to the DJ booth.

The crowd went wild as soon as she appeared and she ushered for them to quiet down, which took a minute to do, before she grabbed a microphone “HELLO LADIES AND GENTLECOLTS! And welcome to The Scratch House!” she yelled which got another round of applause and cheers “Now before we start this thing off right, I have a special guest for you tonight! He is a new friend of mine and the only one of his kind and I wanna give him a warm welcome to Ponyville and all of Equestria!” another round cheers rose over the crowd.

“Also, thanks to Pinkie Pie-” she started to say.

“THAT'S ME!” Pinkie yelled which got them all to laugh.

“That super duper party pony also planned this!” Vinyl pressed a button and a party ball exploded and confetti rained down and a highly decorated banner hung across the top and Vinyl read it out loud “Welcome to Ponyville AND First Human in Equestria! Now without further ado, lets give a warm Ponyville welcome to the one and only ADRIAN FROST!” she loudly said while she motioned for me and I ran up beside her and threw my hands in the air and was greeted with a roaring applause and it did not stop for three whole minutes.

I wanted to cry from the sheer awesome feeling but I held it back as I leaned over to Vinyl “I think I love you Vinyl” I quietly said to her which got me a soft punch to the shoulder but we both laughed. I grabbed the microphone and pointed at Vinyl and screamed “LETS PARTY!”

Author's Note:

Hey everyone! Next chapter up and running! Bit longer than usual due to me needing to include both after spa and starting club scenes. And now we know why Aloe was acting to funky! Poor Adrian, must of been quite a shocker! Also huzzah for Twilight for finally being able to tell him not to call her Princess! Or will he? Now lets get our party on as he celebrates the ending of his second day in Equestria! Also a little bit about dating, but who cares about that sorta stuff! Enjoy!!!

Hint for the next chapter? Well, Stay tuned and find out!

Comments

[PotatoManato]

*See's Romance tag*

...Goddamn it, Nappa...

img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100603081311/teamfourstar/images/f/ff/Ghost_Nappa.jpg

[Zandar13]

5240972

I have no idea what this means

[Texus]

“Well, from what I know horses like most animals go into heat and that smell or something attracts a male and then...... they....... no” as I finished I think I understood what happened.

The only thing i want to ask here, is that...please try not to make them completly brainless because of the heat, i believe that it could change their mind a bit, but i would love to think that they still have controll of it.
I found out that there are certain thing i only like it not if it comes to mlp.

Here I thought they were intelligent creatures but I guess I was wrong, their body governs their actions and they give into it easily and let it control them

I believe that explained what i hope is not happening the same way for everypony.

You could say i simply don´t like the idea of them having sex with every Colt, just because they are in heat, but as long as they have still a chance to decide for themself, i don´t mind. I don´t be sure why i not like it, but i think it has to do with that they have a working brain in the first place. I think i would like to know how you have planned it in your story.

Well it is not as bad as i made it here, i liked the chapter, it is more that i fear that they went brainless and go with every stallion they see.
I honestly just know that i don´t like it that way, but as long as they have a choice i don´t mind.

For a change i don´t say anything about possible romance´s and let you suprise me.

[Zandar13]

5241216

Don't worry, I am not making them brainless and they are in control (you will find out in a later chapter with Aloe). It just seems that way for now. But I think you will be pleasantly surprised when you find out later.

[Violet-Dragoon]

Well... This was interesting. Overbearing women do tend to freak guys out but alcohol removes all inhibitions. It looks like the "I love you" drunk type fits Adrian well enough... At least he isn't the "'mere" drunk. LET THE SHENANIGANS CONTINUE!

[Zandar13]

5241648

Very well, I shall indeed let the shenanigans continue! I won't say much but I do want to point out that I am not going to make him a stupid drunk, just a fun drunk.

[Chancegunnett]

Zandar... that sounds like the name of a level 60 orc warlord, ZANDAR THE MERCILESS... i think I might be a nerd, or play to much DnD and WoW, maybe both

[Akira Dragonborne]

Once I slapped myself back into reality I picked myself up and headed to the source of the crying and I unlocked the door and opened it up slightly enough for them to hear the creaking but I decided to leave it like that as I headed back to my spot but instead I sat up and against the bed frame. But before I could settle down for long I was being tackled on by sides by Pinkie and Fluttershy, with the ladder cuddling with my arm and staining it with tears. I saw that Pinkie was tightly hugging my arm with her whole body, heck even her tail wrapped around my wrist.

That shouldn't be 'the ladder', but to be clear: Which one is cuddling his arm and crying?

My guess would be Fluttershy as she was mentioned to be crying before the door opened, in which case the correct words are 'the latter' as she is the second of the two ponies mentioned by name.

But if it is Pinkie (who could have been tearing up silently) then the correct words are 'the former' as she is the first of the two ponies mentioned by name.

[Sunny Milk]

5241104
Search "DBZA"

[Dreammaker]

Got to say it love this story you are good at it with little to no mistake s ever now and then word are wrong or missing. But understandingly I can read it without any problems

[Icy Creation]

“I see then yes the terminology is basically the same. So to simply answer, I believe that Aloe was in heat and you caught her fancy” Twilight explained and just as she was about to say something else she saw that I was no longer standing there and had in fact ran full force into the library and up into my room and slammed the door shut and locked it before doing the same to the balcony doors and closed the curtains. After I was done I fell on my back and decided to lie on the ground and stare at the ceiling and become lost in thought.

And I am going to skim through this chapter until I find a spot where this is no longer a thing thought about.
_{Because this leads to all sorts of... ummm... Wierd, things. And while I am very much enjoying the story, and while I do still enjoy chapters like this... Just... I'm not reading it, right now.}

Indeed past me, I did not read it right then...

I'm reading it now instead.

Finally finished reading it, two days after I started. Good chapter. Good story so far, actually.