• Published 13th Sep 2014
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Ponies buying contraceptives - the frank



Buying condoms. It's nothing embarrasing about this. Nothing at all. No no no... not at all...oh, well, a little.

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With a vengeance!

Pinkie Pie rushes in to the “House of Fun” with a very angry look on her face.

“Hey! These are BALLOONS! I wanted CONDOMS and I need them NOW”!





























“You know what, Big Mac? I know that teat cups for the milking machine are expensive, but next time, can you please buy the real thing? I’ve never been so embarrassed in my whole life!”

And then they had sex.

Author's Note:

This was originally intended as the last chapter, but I got inspired
and at least two more will follow. Watch out!

Comments ( 6 )

Wow, those two have problems.

5003372
Seven years later i reply.
Its PROBABLY Fluttershy and Mac.

10853755
7 hours later I do the same.
And you are right!

10854138
there's an alternate universe where you sleep since 2015, and you send this exact message :rainbowlaugh:

10854146
Cool. I always wanted to be in one or those.

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