• Published 11th Apr 2014
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My Little Skyrim: The Dragonborn Commeth .. god help us all - Major-Alucard-Wesker



A mishap brings the dragon born and his nemesis Alduin into Equestria. Surprisingly hilarity ensues.

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Ch.02 The Dragon Awakes

Ch.02 “The Dragon Awakens”

As the sun lazily climbed over the horizon the dragonborn’s eyes slowly slid open and he rolled out of bed. Nurse Redheart who had been keeping watch trotted up to him with a smile on her face. Had anyone been observing they would have seen her trot in place as she came to a halt near him before stopping completely.

“Glad to see you are awake. Your clothes are in the dresser next to you and I will be off to fetch the princesses. Stay put.”

After flickering in and out of existence for a moment Nurse Redheart trotted off to grab the royals. To the Dovahkiin this was nothing new. He did have some problems with his homicidal cat Karjo after all. As he turned to the side of his bed he did in fact see a wooden dresser. The prompt of ‘Search Dresser’ popped up as well as an X in a circle appeared. Again business as usual. The dresser opened up without him touching it and a box appeared. The box in his vision told him there where three bits, a clothes iron, and blue fine clothes and fine boots lay inside. The Dovahkiin grabbed these with the exception of the iron and closed the dresser.

As he started to look around the rather bland room Twilight and company started to walk in, that is until everybody froze in place and mid conversation except for Twilight. She could only look at her friends in confustion. Figuring this must be the cause of a powerful sorcerer she immediately looked to her ‘guest’. What she saw only served to confuse her though. In front of his face was a compass of sorts. The top needle read “Skills”. The bottom read “Map”. The left and right respectively read as “Magic” and “Items”. The needle reading map glowed before the compass disappeared and a map of Equestria replaced it. The man wasn’t even holding it. It was simply floating in front of his face. The only thing on the map was an image of Twilight’s cutie mark and the text ‘Ponyville’. A second later the map disappeared and the compass was back. The items needle glowed and a large black box appeared. In it where the words “apparel” and “misc”. Apparel glowed and another box slid open. Arrows now appeared around fine clothes and fine boots. The boxes disappeared and Twilight saw the man was now magically in the clothes. The compass disappeared and life seemed to resume again. Twilight could only sit there mentally broken as her jaw hung lazily open.

Twilight now was the one frozen in place as her friends continued to walk forward unaware of what just transpired. As Pinkie Pie started hopping by humming to herself Twilight’s hoof shot out grabbing her and pulling her close.

“Please tell me you of all ponies saw that.”

“Saw what Twi? I was just hopping and humming like usual.”

With that the pink party pony resumed her hopping and humming. There was now a visible twitch to Twilight’s eye and a single hair in her mane sprung up. Celestia continued to trot up to the man and had the same exact problem Nurse Redheart had. She trotted in place, flickered in and out of existence, and stopped. The princess gave a bow of her head and the dragonborn rather creepily turned to the princess as if drawn to her as she addressed him. Her name mysteriously appeared between them as well as an arrow pointing to a parallel line. Twilight had a feeling another box would appear there. And as before no one noted the odd behavior. Twilight also noted with mild horror that whenever one of her friends trotted within a certain proximity of Celestia that the princesses head would twist in their direction at an odd angle but would still be continuing her talk with the dragonborn as if nothing was wrong despite her head being at an odd and unnatural angle.

Twilight fought the urdge to simply crawl into the nearest corner and rock back and forth clutching her Smarty Pants doll.

“Greetings, I am Princess Celestia of Equestria. Who may I ask are you?”

As Twilight predicted a box appeared and three lines of text also appeared.

‘I am Dragonborn.’
‘What is Equestria?’
‘Where in Tamriel am I?’

Another arrow appeared and started moving around the selections, until the ‘Where in Tamriel am I?’ selection went from white to a dark grey. Twilight could only assume that was what he intended to say, but nothing was spoken. Celestia’s brow furrowed and Twilight only could hope that she wasn’t hearing voices in her head now. But it seemed the fates gave Twilight a massive middle finger and a royal buck you, as all of her friends began asking what Tamriel was. Twilight was now resisting the urge to smash her face into the wall repeatedly.

“I’m afraid I don’t know what Tamriel is. You emerged from a portal along with eight others of your look and a large black dragon.”

Again more options appeared.

‘Alduin is here!?’

‘Those wheren’t humans, they are undead.’

The selection ‘Alduin is here!?’ went dark and Celestia stepped back as if she was just yelled at.

“Who is Alduin?”

This time only one selection appeared.

‘Alduin is an ancient dragon, who seeks to rule all of Skyrim as he did 4000 years ago.’

Celestia closed her eyes and nodded as if a fear of her’s was confirmed.

“I didn’t get a good vibe from that portal. And of the other eight?”

‘They are undead sorcerers. They were dragon priests of old who served their dragon masters and ruled over Tamriel.’

Celestia shook her head and sighed. This day was just getting worse and worse.

“And you? Are you friend or foe?”

‘Friend.’

That got a small smile out of the princess. If they had to face yet another terrible creature they might as well as have a new ally at the same time.

“Ah yes that reminds me. We found some articles of clothing on you that you might want back. Now you may take one of the four but we would like to keep the others for study, after all they do have fascinating enchantments on them.”

The dragonborn looked down and saw his garments. One was Miraak’s helmet and robes, along with his weapons. Another was his Dark Brotherhood clothes along with his Ebony Dagger. The Third was his Nightingale armor and blade. Finally was his classic iron armor.

To be continued

Author's Note:

YOU the reader gets to choose what armor the dragonborn gets to wear! His personality will adjust to what he wears as well as his name. With Miraak's robes it will be Miraak, the dark brotherhood robes his name will be Sithis. With the Nightengale armor it will be Mercer, and with the iron armor it shall remain Dragonborn or whatever you guys wish to call him.

BUT! for a bonus you can also decide whether he is a vampire, werewolf, or standard human.

have fun!

Comments ( 22 )

Twilight is the only one aware that something is wrong...always thought it would be pinkie

4273235 nope pinkie knows she just doesn't care

4273235

XD now now we all have to change things up. Besides Psycho Twi is best Twi

looks like its time to repeatedly hit twi on the head untill things are normal again!
Twack!
you ok now?
:facehoof: no now i taste colors...
Twack!
how about now?
:twilightoops: who am I?
hmm this may take awhile.

Don't make his name match the main focus of the respective quest lines he got the from. Please that just really bothers me.

And Dark Brotherhood armor.

(Seriously though, give him the name that you used while playing the game.)

4273567

XD I named my character Discord though! And I relly intended on having the character match the armor he wears. Like I usually wear Deadric gifts and my character is kind of an asshole XD

4273559

*hands mace of Molrag Bal* have fun

4273636

Then give him the name of the respective titles he earned in those quest lines. i.e. Listener.

4273696

.. wow I cant believe I forgot that (note I have Cicero crawling up my ass every two seconds)

4273710

Yea I left that rather funny jester live and he became a follower. But since he is a sneak type he is literally no more than an inch away from me at all times

4273716

Oh.

I just smashed his head off with a war hammer.

4273776

XD yea but the bastard is tougher than he looks. Give him some elven armor, a deadric sword, and a forsworn sword and he can take out an ancient dragon in seconds without a scratch

Fuck celestia, put a basket on her head and take everything and become Sheogorath..., where is his ebony armor anyways?
and DB armor for and werewolf

4286916

Celestia will explain it was badly damaged on impact. Kissing the ground is really only something Rainbow can do skillfully

Hahahaha suck 2 be you mah dovahkiin brother from another mother:trollestia:

iron armor and werewolf

I cant wait for the next chapter.

well this guy just took the 4th wall and ground it into nothing

iron armor / werewolf

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
naal ok zin los vahriin
wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan
fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod
Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!
Wo lost fron wah ney dov
ahrk fin reyliik do jul
voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein

Ahrk fin kel lost prodah,
Do ved viing ko fin krah,
Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!
Alduin, feyn do jun,
kruziik vokun staadnau,
voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein!

Nuz aan sul, fent alok,
fod fin vul dovah nok,
fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!
Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot!

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
naal ok zin los vahriin
wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan
fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

Will this continue?
Its pretty funny and interesting.
Especially since I love Skyrim.

Any plans for Spike since he is a dragon?
Is he seeing what Twilight is aware of too?

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