Rookwood, a magically stunted unicorn, has the greatest wet dream he's ever had. Little does he know his adolescent fantasies may flood Equestria with nightmares.
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Ironically the least awkward breakfast of the lot.
Okay, that was sweet. You're little talk you had them say sounds something like I would have expected the Greek Gods to have talked about at one time. Of course I think that there is a couple of Alicorns who are going to face immortality and take in all of it in its glory and horror. For Candace she will watch Shining Armor grow old, wither, and eventually die. Twilight is going to watch all of her friends pass. The line I once wrote about mortals and not being fit to be immortal still stands. There is a special kind of insanity needed. I know that getting used to change is part of being mortal, but at the same time we understand that our lives are short. That means we have to fill them up with all of the wonderful experiences we can.
But to be immortal, to watch watch your loved ones die, to watch your children grow old, it would be painful. And until you decided not to have any more children it would never stop.
I'm of the mind that Celestia has had children, and she loved them very much, but those children have long since passed on. Children she cared for deeply, and she mourned deeply when they passed. I had even created, at one time, a head cannon where Twilight's line came from Celestia's children. That Twilight's ancestor was Celestia. It made sense at the time. Hmmm... If Celestia did have children, and they did die, then they would be in the fields wouldn't they? That also means that Celestia would be cut away from them forever.
Such a sad though.
Regardless, wonderful chapter.
Yep, proof that immortality causes a form of insanity. 'Because I can' is often the biggest excuse used by the crazy.
Hmm.. One thousand years of keeping her fat with foal? Presuming 11 months per foal and 1 month to reseed and an average of 2.5 foals per grown child, thats about four thousand children and grandchildren. Throw in 2 or three more generations and they'll have founded an entirely new tribe.
And that is a LOT of diapers to change.
A few grammatical errors, but other than that amazing chapter! 6\5 moustaches
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Diapers won't hold shadow shit.
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And that was how the Legend of the Reeking Darkness was born. To this very day, Canterlot Castle remains vacant and forsaken by mortal and immortal.
Hm. Now I remember an image I saw quite some time ago.
Luna, on the moon: Mooning with a moon on her flank, on the moon.
It was a 'yo dawg' kind of pic.
Eh.
Anyway, this was an interesting chapter, otherworldy a bit, thanks to this immortality thing.
Well, let's see more.
-Zeph
Y'got me thinking again, Kudz. I like it when I think. That means i'm generating ideas. Generating ideas means i actually write moar words. Writing moar words means that I finish chapters and actually UPDATE stuff. And updating stuff makes everyone happy.
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Ideas are useless unless they get typed.
TYPE MOAR WERDS!
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*Looks up from half-written chapter, hands in a flurry, typing.*
"I'M GIVIN' HER ALL SHE'S GOT, CAPTAIN. SHE CANNAE TA'E MUCH MOR'A THIS!"
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/Gets the Coffee and Adrenaline/
4483925 Shadow Diapers?
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It gets darker.
Stayed up to 1:20 in the morning reading all this.
WELL WORTH IT!
Luna giggled, covering her mouth with her fetlock. Violet also began to giggle, making little snorts as she did so.
“I must confess, I like your new jiggly places. There is more of you to squeeze,” Rookwood admitted.
“Watch your tongue, do not speak of my jiggly places,” Luna deadpanned.
I laughed so damn hard...
when i saw this i literaly jumped out of my seat screaming HOLY SHIT she just got owned on a whole new fucking level