The Chaos Conundrum

by Chaos_Azeroth

Epilogue

'Well, we got the elements back,' Twight Sparkle commented as she and her friends walked. 'And Chaos got her cutie mark to boot. But why aren't we trapping Discord again?'

'You know why, sugarcube,' Applejack responded.

Twilight Sparkle sighed. Applejack was right, and the reason was a good one.

'Never thought I'd see this,' Rainbow Dash commented. 'Ever.'

'Me neither,' Fluttershy said. 'But I'm so happy.' Her animal friends walked close to her.

'Where's Pinkie?' Twilight Sparkle asked.

'You know her,' Rainbow Dash responded. 'She's probably been there hours.'

'We better hurry then, darlings,' Rarity said. 'I, for one, would hate to be late.'

'Well I, for one, hate being dressed up,' Spike quipped. They all laughed.
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'Do you like the cake?' Pinkie Pie asked, nervously.

'Pinkie, I love it,' Chaos said.

'We love it,' Discord corrected.

It was the most unusual cake, made up of all kinds of sweets and covered in cotton candy hearts and red flowers. Discord had provided the latter two things.

Princess Luna was also there, though as a guest and not a babysitter. The princesses had decided to give Discord a chance. Though some of the things Discord and Chaos had done had almost gotten them both turned to stone. Like changing random ponies' colors, for instance.

They heard the others arive. The others couldn't help but notice Discord had a suit on, a snazzy brown one. Of course, even though Chaos could have made their atire, Rarity had insisted she do it. And it was as a gift.

What pony could say not only did they make clothes for Discord, but also it was for a wedding? No other pony could say that.

'Glad everypony made it,' Chaos said as the other ponies walked up.

'We wouldn't miss it for the world, darling,' Rarity said. 'And everypony looks wonderful.' The others nodded in agreement. How could they miss the wedding of a lifetime, one to remember?

'We wrote our own vows,' Chaos said, blushing. 'But can't agree on who goes first. We're both so excited to hear what the other came up with.'

'Flip you for it?' Discord suggested.

Chaos shrugged. 'Sounds like fun.'
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'I was lost and alone,' Chaos began. 'Or so I thought. But you were there for me, my reason to try after I was dumped in a strange, new world. You taught me so much, about life...About myself. I love you so much, Discord, for all that you are. And for all I am with you. If I lost you, I'd be losing a part of my soul. Please say you'll be mine, forever.'

Discord smiled. It was a bit short, but so very sweet. It was strange, Discord found himself so touched he was actually choked up. 'I love you, of course I will,' he finally said. He took a deep breath, and began his vows.

'Everypony can tell you what I've done. Some have. I wanted to rule Equestria in the name of chaos. I cared for nopony. That all changed with you. You taught me who I really am. And you taught me how to care, and that I can care. You taught me how to have fun without having to rule everything. If you say yes, I'll have everything that matters anyway. My Chaos, my insanity, my love, my soul mate, be mine for all eternity.'

'Of course,' Chaos barely managed to say. She was so happy she was tearing up.'I love you.'

'Awwwww,' the others said in unison.
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The reception was absolutely brilliant. Everypony congradulated the bride and groom every chance they got. The bride and groom cut pieces of cake for all the guests, then with wicked looks shoved each other's faces in what was left. Then, the others began to eat.

When the cake was gone, Discord and Chaos had a dance. But they weren't the only ones. Rarity accepted Spike's offer to dance, and after being told how smashing he looked by Rarity Spike decided maybe he didn't hate being dressed up. He even got a kiss on the cheek from her when they finished dancing! Spike was having the time of his life, and Rarity's parting words made it even better.

'Find a way to grow up without losing yourself, and I'll give us a shot.'

BOOM

Chocolate milk rained down, but everypony was wearing custom umbrellas from Rarity. They all danced and mingled. They all had to, as was started by Pinkie Pie, have a fast dance with the bride and groom.

Applejack had given Pinkie Pie a surprise of her own to bring. Mugs of strange colored apple cider, and apple fitters with strange colored filling.And multi-colored popcorn, that Chaos and Disscord had helped with the night before. She drank and ate, unafraid, and the other ponies followed suit. They loved it all, the animals included.

After it was all done, clean-up included, it was late. Everypony headed home, tired but happy. Everypony slept well, especially Chaos and Discord, who had gotten a new big bed so they could snuggle.
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'Not sure how it was possible,' Pinkie Pie said, looking at the twin baby draconiquis, 'but I'm happy for you guys. And have fun, I can watch these little ones. A boy and a girl, right?'

'Are you sure?' Chaos asked. 'And yes, they are.'

'Names?' Pinkie Pie asked.

'The boy is Anarchy,' Discord replied. 'The girl is Hope.'

'Ooohh, nice names,' Pinkie Pie said. 'And I got it, really.'

'If all goes well on your end, we might ask this of you again,' Chaos said.

Pinkie Pie replied with an enthusiastic, 'yay.'

Discord and Chaos left, going out on their first (but not last) date as a married couple. Chaos mused on how wonderful, and fast, life had progressed for her. It wasn't what she had expected in that first night of being, but that was okay.

It was far better than she could have thought of.

'What are you thinking about?' Discord asked.

'Us,' Chaos replied.

'I was hoping you had a mischief plan,' Discord replied, laughing. 'Oh well, I have one.'

'What?' Chaos asked, excitedly.

'You'll see,' Discord responded. He held out his lion paw. 'Come on.'

Chaos put her hoof in it, and he held it. They both flew off together, just like that.

Comments

[kajisora]

and from that day forward, no pony, town or nation ever got through April 1st unpranked!
(nor most of the other days)

loved the whole thing,very cute and whimsical for the most part ^^

[Chaos_Azeroth]

503184

Thanks. I just kind of started writing it, and it kept evolving. It went from sad to WTF in 10 seconds flat. Okay it took longer, but you get the idea.

[Total Eclipse]

This is an excellent short story....

Discord finally got his place in the word.

[Chaos_Azeroth]

504133
Thanks.

Yes. He's still him, too, just not so 'I must rule Equestria'.

Loving the love it's getting.

[Total Eclipse]

504575

Good because this is a different kind of story. Horseapple to those who say a story should be 80% narrative. *I refuse to add a 20% cooler joke *

[Chaos_Azeroth]

504656
It is what it is. -shrugs-
I wrote it for the joy of it, and decided to share. I have a weird habit of writing lots of dialogue.

[Total Eclipse]

504981

For the joy of it?

Best damn reason to write a fanfic if you ask me.

[Chaos_Azeroth]

504987

I agree.
I think it makes for the best stories, and even if it doesn't end up the best you have fun!

[Total Eclipse]

504998

Exactly. But sadly im on hiatus until the 2nd.

[Chaos_Azeroth]

505009

Why?
I'm writing a Trixie inner conversation now, a one-chapter thing.

[Total Eclipse]

505077

Lot of work to do in the real world so i cant really gather my thoughts. Still have spurts of creativity but i have to be content with writing them out in a journal to preserve them.

Hmm..a Trixie inner conversation, I'd give it a read when its up.

[Chaos_Azeroth]

505097

Good luck.

Thanks. It's being fun but hard.

[Total Eclipse]

505123

NP.

I can sympathize with that, writing has to be one of the most difficult hobbies ever. I plan on going into the groups page and getting me an editor when i strat writing again.

[Chaos_Azeroth]

505135

Drawing is harder for me. I can message you my 3 pics if you want.

[Total Eclipse]

505145

Sure id like to see them.

Is your profile pic one of them?

[Chaos_Azeroth]

505152

Yes.XD

But writing is a double-edged sword for me. It's either natural or nearly impossible.

[Total Eclipse]

505171

It's good, i went to your profile page just to get a better look.

[Chaos_Azeroth]

505180

Thanks. For some reason, it's a blurry avatar.

My husband only wants to read my Trixie story.

Trying to get him to join here.

[Total Eclipse]

505198

Lol, he should really check out this one as well.

Heck if he joins you might have to peel him off of the computer screen, one can find their favorites growing exponentially otherwise.

At least you've got two guaranteed readers for your Trixie story. I got into the game and decided to write a dark tragic adventurous war in equestria story...sadly the fandom is over saturated with that. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that i havent seen in any other war story, just hope I make it that far in the story.

Oh and those Pic's are pretty freaking good, you can do what i can't manage on the best of days. Draw large.

[Chaos_Azeroth]

505256

I'm blushing.

He can write too, when he tries. He's picky about what he writes/reads though.

[Total Eclipse]

505303

You're blushing...

He can write, cool. I'd like to see what he can come up with as well, lots of talented nice people on this site.

[Chaos_Azeroth]

505343

Trying to get him to.

Gahh it's short! (Trixie story.)

Hopefully it's approved tomorrow, on my birthday!

[Total Eclipse]

505433

Perseverance shall prevail.

OOOOO, your birthday.

Now have to say traditional b-day stuff to you tomorrow (because i'll remember).

[Chaos_Azeroth]

505472

It's no big. I'm getting old. I'm 27.XD

I'm wirting an introspection story for Discord. It's weird so far.

[Total Eclipse]

507300

And happy BIRTHDAY. Old, yea sure you are >_> a whole 5 years older then me, guess we should file for social security.

Oh introspection on Discord. I have to see that.

[Chaos_Azeroth]

507991
It's almost done. I think I'm going to end it different than the Trixie one.