DiE: Glarin Ungard the Berserker

by InsaneJustin

Goat vs Princess

All hell broke loose after what happened to Luna at the build site. Griffins and Pegasi came down from the sky in droves while Unicorns and Earth Ponies seemed to swarm out of the wood work. The first one to speak was a griffin that had a scar over his right eye.

“What in the hell is going on here? First it looks like the dates going well, then Luna leaves to walk over here, only to be attacked by some vicious beast that erupts from the tree line!” Next was a light blue mare.

“Yeah! What was that?! Why did you show up after the monster fled into the Everfree? And right after Sir Glarin valiantly came to her rescue?!”

“Where did that monster go?! We have to hunt it down!”

“I wanna know what that thing in the sky was! That thing was so scary it made the monster pee itself before running!”

The ponies and griffins all started to speak at once, most of their questions directed at Celestia. None of them seemed happy though. Many of them scared or concerned. Celestia hadn’t thought most of Ponyville was watching to see how her sisters ‘date’ went. The aftermath of her little prank was starting to get out of hoof.

“No! The monster turned into Princess Twilight Sparkle!”

“I-I... well you see my little ponies...” as Celestia tried to speak, the mob wasn’t hushing and her words were falling onto deaf ears. Celestia bit her lip as she tried to calm the crowd.

“No way! Why would Princess Twilight scare Luna that bad?! I thought she was a nice Princess!”

“OYE! SHUT YER TRAPS!” Everyone was silenced as Glarin’s yell was easily audible over the mob’s shouts and accusations.

“How about we move away from the bloody treeline! Afterwards, Celestia can tell us all why she thought this was a good idea. I would love to hear it...” At that, Glarin stomped off toward the Ponyville Park. Many of the crowd turned and looked at Celestia, only a single griffin voiced the crowds one major question.

“What did you do?” The stares she was getting from her little ponies and the griffins, suddenly made her realize the severity of her mistake. No matter how upset she was about Luna eating her cake, she should not have brought up old nightmares for Luna.

“I’ll explain everything, but for now, let us follow Sir Glarin to where he thinks its safe.” The crowd all looked to each other before following after Celestia. Twilight made up the rear of the group as Rarity pulled up next to her.

“Twilight Darling, Are you alright? That crowd was shouting something about the monster turning into you!” Twilight sighed.

“Yes I’m fine, Celestia will explain. I hope...” Rarity looked down to the ground as they walked.

“What was that big beast that appeared above Sir Glarin and Princess Luna?” Twilight looked over to Rarity, eyes wide open

“You saw it too?!”

“Well, who wouldn’t see it Darling, it was dreadfully terrifying.”

“I-I’m not sure... It looked like it came from Glarin. It was s-scary, I’ve never felt something like that before.”

“Oh I can’t even imagine what it was like having it directed at you darling. I mean, it scared you enough to make you... well you know.” Twilight groaned in agony.

“Don’t remind me, I just hope everyone will forget that...”

Twilight was being comforted by Rarity as they arrived near the fountain in the park. Everyone was circling around Princess Celestia waiting for an answer. Glarin was near Luna while giving Celestia a glare. Luna herself was just sitting down twisting a hoof in the dirt.

“Well? What do you have to say for yourself?” asked Glarin with his arms crossed. It seemed his overall fear of her being royalty was forgotten. With a sigh Celestia began to explain herself.

“This was just supposed to be a simple scare prank with Twilight disguised as the monster. It was to get back at Luna for eating my cake and putting hair growth into my shampoo. But it seemed we went too far in scaring my dear little sister...” the crowd of ponies and griffins once again started to become an angry mob

“Too far!? You scared the piss outta her! Literally!” shouted a mare from the back.

“And you ruined her date!”

“How could you Princess Twilight!” Now it seemed Twilight was in the hot seat. Many in the crowd turned to face her with accusing glares. Only to be silenced by Celestia

“Twilight is not to blame! She tried to talk me out of it...” Suddenly a voice was heard overhead. Everyone who lived in Ponyville knew that chaotically playful tone.

“Why are you leaving the best part out oh great and powerful Princess Celestia? Are you afraid of being judged even more by your little ponies?” Everyone looked up to see Discord floating up in the sky in a relaxed pose. But his words brought up another question.

“What is he talking about?” voiced many in the crowd.

“Well I-I...” Celestia’s voice cut short causing Discord to let out a joyful chuckle.

“Oh come now Celestia, Surely they need to know. Tell them! Tell them how you used a monster from Luna’s past that almost gobbled her up!” Discord brought his eagle claw up to his mouth “Oops, I just spoiled it didn’t I?” As Discord began to laugh, a rock hit him in the head.

“Hold your tongue beast, lest I hold it for you with my axe...” Discord rubbed the side of his head as he looked at the dwarf with a hint of amusement “...Is that true Celestia? Does the mismatched beast speak the truth?” Celestia hung her head.

“Yes, its true.” The crowd gasped and looked to Luna who was still sitting down in the dirt.

“And Twilight was just forced to go along with you then? Even after she said it wasn’t a good idea?”

“Yes, I was blinded by anger during my decision making, I acted extremely foalish in this regard.” Celestia hung her head as she spoke.

“Well I guess the question that remains is, what your punishment will be.” Celestia stuttered at Glarin's words.

“P-Punishment? You can’t be serious, I mean...” Glarin interrupted her.

“Endangerment to other royalty that would of been indirectly caused by me or others that interfered. Then there’s causing Princess Luna and Princess Twilight too lose face in front of the town and causing emotional trauma to a Princess of the kingdom. These three offenses within themself are worth about 23 hammering’s, but since you yourself are also royalty, it would be reduced to 12 hammering’s. Give or take a few, I’m not the Hold’s or um, towns official hammerer.” Everyone looked at each other confused as to what a hammering and a Hammerer was. Twilight decided to ask Glarin.

“Glarin, what is exactly is a hammering?” Glarin just looked at her confused.

“You know, a hammering? Like you get a hammer, and you hit the offender with it. That or banishment, stripping of title and clan, whatever 3 elder’s decide. Does the town not have a hammerer or 3 different elders to designate law and order here?” Luna finally spoke up.

“No we have a different legal system here... but the idea of my sister’s punishment being done with a hammer makes me feel better. I mean, why would you bring up something like that Celestia? You remember how I was after that don’t you?” At that little bit Granny Smith shouted from the back.

“Give her tha hammers!”

“Granny hush!” said Applejack as she tried to keep Granny Smith from condemning Celestia.

“I can’t be hushed! He said tha elders or the pony with a hammer gets ta decide punishment, an’ Ah say give her tha hammers!” Another olden pony spoke up After Granny Smith’s last ditch effort to be heard.

“Yes! I would of been punished for doing something like this back in my day! Princess or not! She needs the hammers!”

‘Oh dear’ thought Celestia, they aren’t really going to hit me with a hammer are they?

“Glarin, you aren’t really going to have me hit with a hammer are you? I could die from such a barbaric thing.” Glarin just hummed to himself while stroking his beard.

“What was it they said... oh yes, The hammerer reforge’s us so that we can be perfect in the next life. Please do not disparage him. That’s what is told to dwarves who are subject to 12 or more hammering’s or are at the mercy of a particularly cruel hammerer. Some like to place all the blows onto the law breakers face.” Celestia was suddenly worried that an angry mob would beat her with a hammer directed by Glarin. But luckily for her, Luna spoke up.

“As much as I would like to see my dear sister punished with a hammer, it is much too barbaric. And she also didn’t break any laws as there are no laws in place for an occurrence such as this...” At that Luna’s face turned into one of Anger “...However, I would still like to see some kind of punishment! I mean really Sister? You dredge up old nightmares of mine, because I ate some of your silly cake? You ate almost the entire thing while I only had the last slice!” Luna began to remove the jewel’s so she would be able to use her magic again. From the crowd emerged a small colt. If Celestia remembered correctly, his name was Pip.

“S-Say you’re sorry to my favorite Princess ever! O-or I’m gonna get r-really mad!” At that, Glarin burst out into laughter.

“Bawhaha! The little lad is right! We have yet to hear a complete formal apology!” Celestia released a breathe she didn’t realize she had been holding. Glad the idea of hammering her was gone and this would be over with but a simple apology. Celestia walked up to Luna and bowed as if she was just a normal pony.

“I am deeply sorry for what I did Luna, Could you ever find it within your heart to forgive your foalish older sister?” Luna embraced Celestia into a hug.

“Of course I could sister, just not yet.” Luna let go of Celestia who had a slight confused look on her face.

“W-what do you mean?”

“I mean, I feel like taking a short vacation before I forgive you.” Luna gave Celestia a calm grin.

“But, who will watch over night court and raise the moon?”

“Oh don’t be silly sister, I will still raise the moon while you take charge of night court for me!” Luna just gave Celestia a grin.

“But, what about day court?” Luna kept her grin as she spoke

“Oh dear sister, don’t be silly, of course you will handle that as well!”

“But, when will I sleep?”

“Well, I’m sure you’ll figure it out. Anyway, I’ll be right back.” and with that, Luna’s horn glowed and in a blue flash she was gone.

Everypony and griffin present just stood around awkwardly. Discord broke the silence as he floated by Glarin.

“Well, I haven’t seen a dwarf in over three millennia. What brings such a strong and proud race back to Equestria?”

“Back? You’ve seen dwarves before? Are any still around?!” Glarin looked up to the mismatched beast in a bit of hope.

“Perhaps you missed the 3 millennia part. You would be the 1st in a long time, Sir Dwarf.” All of his eagerness quickly disappeared.

“Ah...” At that Glarin sat down on the grass and in the distance, Nurse White could be heard yelling. Everyone looked to see her behind Spike.

“You’re too slow! How do you ever expect to be of any use as you are?!” Spike could be heard panting heavily, his eyes seemed to be glazed over. He was clearly exhausted and running on fumes.

“Bout time they got here...” Glarin grumbled as he stood back up, causing a loud crack to be heard from his rib cage. Glarin moved both hands over to his left side, a rib under his skin was bulging out. Some of the mares and stallions in the crowd fainted with Twilight galloping over with Rarity.

“Oh my goodness! We need to get you back to the Ponyville hospital Darling!”

“After Luna gets back and Spike gets over here, in the meantime...” Glarin took some more deep breathes and felt around for a second, instead of pushing it back into place like the last one, he stopped and leaned against the fountain edge. “... Yeah, I’ll need your docs to fix this, pushing it back into place would be dangerous.” Everyone just looked at him funny.

“H-how would you know that?”

“Well I was taught medical knowledge during training of course. Why do you think it takes years? Sure I can’t perform advanced healing maneuver’s, but I know basic little life saving maneuver’s and the placement of all my important organs N’ such. So I can pop a joint back into place, or take an attack in a non-vital area. My rib however, is rubbing against my lung and I wont be able to push it back into place with without dealing some serious damage to myself.” Celestia looked thoughtful for a moment before speaking.

“Actually, maybe we should implement that into our basic training as well.”

“What?! You mean I need to hire some doctors to teach them basic medical knowledge?!” Glarin began to groan as he looked up to the sky. “My money...” he suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Celestia “...Ah! You're paying for it Princess Celestia! Or at least giving me the money to do it myself.” Celestia was a bit taken aback by Glarin sudden volume change. Twilight was right about him becoming aggressive over money he earned.

“Well I, of course you shall be granted the funds you need Sir Glarin.” at that he huffed and Luna reappeared in a bright blue flash with Spike arriving at the same time. Spike collapsed upon the floor in the middle of the crowd as he gasped for air and Nurse White just approached Glarin with a worried look on her face as she stared at the rib sticking out. Luna looked around and saw Spike collapsed with Glarin holding his chest.

“D-did I miss something?” Glarin waved his hand as he sighed.

“Of course not, just pushed something outta place when I stood up is all.” Glarin motioned over to Nurse White and she trotted over. “Nurse, Make sure Spike goes out and gathers his own rocks and gets some rope, then put together a vest for him, he’s weaker than I thought he was. It seems he needs to work on his endurance.” At that he looked over to Luna, awaiting what she had to say and where she had gone. Luna suddenly realized everyone was looking at her and was waiting for her to speak, with a blush she spoke.

“Well since I was going to have a short vacation, I decided to spend it here in Ponyville... With Sir Glarin.” the crowd was in utter silence as everyone expected to hear more.

“Wat?” Voiced Glarin as he just stood there slack jawed as he looked at the Lunar Princess.

“Well yes, I already went to the Apples house and Big MacIntosh showed me to your room Sir Glarin, where I had left my bags. I simply came back here to let everypo-one know.”

“Wait, What?” Glarin still stood by the fountain slack jawed like everyone else, even Celestia. It didn’t take long before a few mares began to yell in excitement.

“Oh my gosh oh my gosh! Princess Luna is moving in with Sir Glarin!”

“So bold!”

“So Brazen!”

“Give em tha Hammers!”

“Granny hush!”

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Glarin sat in the Ponyville hospital as Nurse Joy was bandaging him up after a couple unicorns reset all of his ribs into proper position. He had a bit of a blank expression on his face and he looked to the nurse.

“Hey Nurse, is moving in common among relationships that started no more than a week ago with ponies?” The Nurse seemed to chuckle.

“I must say it isn’t very common no, but its not like it never happens. I wish I could move into the home of my little stallion.” Glarin grinned at that.

“You like em short huh? You’re ok in my book nurse. I’ve seen you around the apple house once or twice. Big Mac isn’t that small though...”

“Ah, that's because I treat little Daring. He has a few conditions that require constant monitoring.”

“Hes sick? I admit the lad is a little on the skinny side, but I didn’t think it was because he was sick.”

“He is, well he’s a special case. He can’t seem to develop muscle and his bones are on the brittle side. For being such a fragile thing he shows a lot of strength and willpower.” Glarin closed his eyes as he chuckled.

“He would of made a fine dwarf for sure. He would of been stuck as a record keeper, or perhaps a Lore Master. Depends how good his memory was. That sister of his though, seems to be just as full of energy.”

“Ah, that she is. She has some of the most magnificent wings a pegasi could ask for. And at such a young age too. Why in a few years I’m sure she would pass up even the best flyers in the Wonderbolts.”

“The Wonderwhats?” Glarin raised an eyebrow

“Oh, they are a team of fast flying high powered Pegasi. They are based in Canterlot and I think Rainbow Dash, their mother is part of the team now, she joined some 13 years ago I think.”

“Did she now? Interesting little fact that I didn’t know.” As she finished up his bandage wraps she stuck a large piece of duct tape to keep it from falling off.

“There, now don’t go chasing off beast’s that run out of the forest anymore. Send those guards you got with you at it.”

“Bah, those yellow bellied cowards ain’t good for anything yet.” Glarin hopped off the bench only to be caught by Twilights magic as she entered the room.

“You trying to injure yourself again? You already tore a bunch of the tendons in your chest again.” Twilight gently lowered him into a wheelchair that Rarity was pushing... she had a fancy piece of cloth on each hoof and a mask on her face. A very fancy mask, with jewels.

“I don’t remember you wearing that when we came in Miss Rarity.” said Glarin as he turned to look at her after being placed within the wheelchair.

“Oh well that’s because its something I just whipped together last minute in the lobby when somepony started coughing in...” Rarity seemed to hold a gag back “... my direction.” Glarin just nodded

“So why aren’t you using magic to push the wheelchair Miss Rarity?” Twilight rolled her eyes and answered in place of Rarity.

“Because Sir Glarin, Whatever you touch seem's to become resistant to magic as long as its in contact with you. It is most peculiar and it makes everything harder for us unicorns. You know the doctors that fixed you up?”

“Not personally no.” Twilight rolled her eyes and groaned

“Well all 6 of them are now resting from magic fatigue, how that single surgeon unicorn lasted those 7 hours on you was simply incredible. Last I heard he was in a magical exhaustion induced coma.” Glarin hummed to himself in thought.

“Remind me to thank him when he wakes up then.” Twilight groaned while Rarity decided to ask her own question.

“So Glarin dear, What was that beast that appeared above you when you defended Princess Luna?” Glarin narrowed his eyes in confusion.

“Beast? What beast? I didn’t summon any beast. I just ran out there with the intent to beat that ugly monster until it stopped moving or died, whichever came first. No offense Princess Twilight.”

“I-is that a fact?”

“Yes I suppose it is. Also, that magic of yers did an awful good job Princess. And I know I’m not supposed to kill anything, but I’ll be damned if some monster kills me or someone else before I kill it first.” Twilight just walked with her head low.

“Yes, I understand that at times a life can only be saved by taking the life of another. But that doesn’t mean you can jump straight to it!” Glarin sighed in frustration at the purple pony.

“Aye, always a last resort...”

“Also, I think I can explain what everyone saw Rarity. It would appear that the magic within our Equestrian air was, or appeared to give Sir Glarin’s intent, or perhaps it was his determination, I’m not sure what it was exactly, but the magic within our world mixed with whatever Sir Glarin gave out, and created a sort of energy based life form. Similar to a Windigo.”

“A-and would it be dangerous?”

“Oh I think not, It disappeared soon after Glarin calmed down didn’t it? I don’t think it can travel very far from him to be honest. Even then it would simply be an image.”

“What in Blazes are you two talking about? Window-gulls N’ magic in the air?” Twilight smiled as he shook her head.

“Nothing for you to worry about, once the situation calmed down I was able to analyze everything that happened. Perhaps when you get better we can do some testing and see exactly how you did what you did.” Glarin just huffed as he crossed his arms.

“All I did was get mad. That’s the basic of it when you really think about it.” Twilight tried to muffle a giggle while Rarity continued to push Glarin.

“I’m sure its more complex than that Glarin. Like I said, when you get better, we can do some tests to get a clear picture of what exactly is going on.”

As they left the Ponyville Hospital, Glarin mumbled something to himself about magic being stupid and unfair.

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When they got back to the dig site, they saw Spike putting his vest together. It appeared Luna was helping him weave the rocks together with the rope. All of the guards had gotten back to work with the digging just like he had hoped.

Many of the towns ponies had left, some still hung around, probably to watch them work. Glarin wasn’t sure nor did he really care. It would also appear Celestia had gone back to Canterlot to ready herself for Luna’s vacation of sorts.

Glarin was pushed over toward Luna by Rarity and as they drew closer Luna looked up and waved over to them.

“This weaving of rocks into a vest is rather enjoyable.”

“It, It is?” Questioned Rarity, Twilight on the other hoof raised an eyebrow.

“You still don’t get out much, do you Princess Luna?” Luna smiled sheepishly

“I admit, leaving the Castle grounds is still something I do not often do. However, I hope this little vacation will change that.”

“Are any of your adoptive children going to be coming as well Princess Luna?” asked Rarity

“I... no. Perhaps they will visit, but it will be just I here.” Rarity nodded her head.

“Well, I would love to stay and chat longer with two princesses and a knight of Equestria, but I have work that needs to be finished by tonight and I am dreadfully behind as it is.” Glarin just waved her off as he wheeled himself away from her.

“Well alright then Miss Rarity. I hope you have plenty of time to finish and perfect your work. I myself have to make sure these lazy bums get back on schedule.” With that Rarity left Princess Luna and Twilight with Glarin. Glarin just rubbed the back of his head.

“Well I uh, guess I better go check on them... unnless you two need something from me?” Both Princesses looked at each other and shook their heads no, giving Glarin the all clear. So he left toward the huge pit he had all of the guards digging.

“Soo, Princess Luna. What exactly are you planning?”

“Me? Why I am planning on having a great time in Ponyville along with some relaxation. The bags under my sisters eyes when I get back in a few days is simply going to be a bonus.” Luna giggled to herself while Twilight sighed.

“I see, so then, how are you then? I also wanted to apologize for what I did.” Luna sighed

“Tis ok Princess Twilight. I assume you were simply caught in the ‘heat of the moment’ as some ponies call it. I know how persuasive my sister can be at times.” Luna chuckled to herself as she remembered a past event. “You know, she once convinced me to stay up all night then take over day court for her? All so she could go and buy a cake that they only make 5 of every Wednesday morning. Thing’s did not go over so well.” Luna sighed to herself as she looked over to Glarin, he was yelling various things to the guards as they all worked.

“What do you think of Sir Glarin Twilight? Be honest with me. When this whole silly thing of us dating was made public by Celestia as a joke, I thought nothing of it. As from what he said at his banquet, it would seem he had no interest in ponies what so ever. But the way he jumped out at the first sign of me being in trouble was so...” Twilight cleared her throat.

“I wouldn’t think about it too deeply Princess Luna. I think he would of jumped out at a monster emerging from the Everfree wether you were there or not. And from what he told me about dwarven society...” Twilight took a deep breath and exhaled “...females, both fertile or not, are highly prized and protected by all male dwarves. It is highly possible he would of done the same for any mare in trouble.”

“Ah, so he’s that type of Stallion, or Dwarf, as it were. That might prove troublesome, if he goes around saving every mare he see’s. But then, I suppose I am a Princess...” Luna sat in a relaxed pose as she watched Glarin yell at her guards.

“Luna are you...?”

“Perhaps, but the end result will be with what he decides, I wonder how the next few days will go...”

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So for the rest of the day, Glarin had mostly ignored Luna.

He had spent a large amount of time at the local blacksmith, haggling metal costs and trying to establish a work order. Explaining things to Ponyvilles blacksmith was a pain, as many of the metal working techniques Glarin was telling him to do were apparently never heard of before with pony smiths. In the end Glarin had just told em to make all of the basic steel plates and little parts he was capable of doing. Glarin would assemble and finish them later. He would also check up on him daily to see how the work was going.

When he got back from the blacksmith, he just set up near Luna at a table. Going right back to work on designing armor for the other ponies.

Oh sure Luna tried to start conversations with him. But most of his answers would consist of a grunt or a mumble. It would seem he was tired of the day and was just waiting for it to be over.

But what was really going on, was Glarin was secretly panicking about what to do with the sleeping arraignments. He couldn’t sleep in the same bed as royalty without being properly married first.

But perhaps the biggest problem was, it was a talking animal of sorts. He had somewhat accepted that he was no longer home and that the world he now lived in was full of crazy talking animals. But that didn’t mean he had also lost his standards. No matter how royal or proper a Princess she was, she was still a weird talking farm animal.

Dwarves are not like humans and orcs, sleeping with anything and everything they can. Dwarves have standards, and its unthinkable! Why with no sort of alcohol around, there’s no way he could get drunk enough to sleep with something that wasn’t a dwarf... again!

In Glarin’s defense, that mountain goat had a mighty fine beard that looked like very much like Gloria Thickshield’s. It also sounded like her!

It was a simple mistake that any dwarf would of made after drinking 20 dwarven stout’s and 13 dwarven ale’s.

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The fact Glarin's room only had one bed made things awkward until with a blush, Luna boldly decided to suggest that they sleep in the same bed. Glarin immediately became flustered and denied it.

“No! I can’t possibly, I mean uh, the bed seems much too small for the both of us...” Glarin just crossed his arm's satisfied with that answer.

“What do you mean you don’t wish to share the bed with me? There is plenty of room!”

That isn't what he said... the last half was though

“Its not that! Its just... I like the cold hard floor better.” Luna began to pout her lips in frustration.

“Is it because I am not a dwarf?” Glarin just sorta looked around a bit confused then slowly nodded his head. Then looked up in thought for a moment.

“Well, mostly yeah, but I did sleep with a mountain goat before...” Luna stomped her hoof on the wood floor.

“You would sleep with a mountain goat over me?! A Princess of Equestria!?”

“What?! I didn’t say that! You didn’t even let me finish! I was really drunk! I haven’t been that drunk in like, a month and a half?! That goat never did call me back...”

“What does a mountain goat have that a Princess like me doesn't? Am I too fat?”

“What are you talking about?! I never said... well maybe I did say you were kinda fat, but thats not the point!” Luna’s face puffed up in a bit of anger

“The goat also had quite the magnificent beard... Reminded me of...” Luna interrupted him again

“Really?! A beard! You sleep with some mountain goat because it has a beard!? You’re unbelievable!”

“Well I uh...” and with that Luna’s horn began to glow and she teleported away.

“I think I screwed up somehow...” Glarin shrugged and went over to a nearby desk and began to design some more of the armor, this time he was working up plans for the Pegasi’s armor.

He had to think of a way to make it strong, yet light enough to fly with once they became powerful flyer’s. Yet the armor had to be thick and strong enough to withstand blows, not onto the same scale as the earth ponies set, but just enough so arrows and a heavy blow or two wouldn’t cause much damage. He wondered if the ponies had invented cannons yet.

Glarin worked for about 2 hours before A bright blue flash caused him to turn around and see Princess Luna again.

But she looked...

Different

Very

Different

She had a beard. A magnificent beard that reminded him of the night sky, just like her mane and tail.

“Is this more to your liking Sir Glarin?” Luna posed around puffing her chest out as she showed off her new beard. Glarin gulped as he moved away from the desk.

“It's, it’s a s-s-start...” Glarin kept looking as she made different poses, all of which were probably sexual, but he couldn’t really tell, she was still a pony. A pony with a beard that could rule worlds “...where’s a barrel of Ale when you need one...”

Stupid sexy beard.

Author's Note:

Goat Beard

Comments

[mapu]

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[Peliik fin dovah]

Hah, glorious!.. just glorious!

As they say, a good author is one that can make her readers laugh (and the best can make you cry... but thats not the point). Keep up the good work.

[PrincessLunaTheGamer]

4146642 That... Sums this chapter up pretty well...

[Flasherman]

Oh dear lord, I can't imagine...But I can...Oh..

[Shock_wave]

It just keeps getting better and better Give em tha hammers!

[GildedSteel]

“Give em tha Hammers!”

I have a new favorite punishment. Lord, that was the greatest scene.