You fucking brilliant bastard.

3445015 Kekekekekekekek

Ok. This was... Ok.

You goddamn genius.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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My day has been made. I'll go get some popcorn.

3445028 Incest and cock worshiping bukkake and our favorite cyanasus?

I might do a part two or three...

3445094

Hey, why the fuck not, right?

End it with a bang.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Finally went full tilt and wrote clop, eh? Brilliant! Will read.

3445094 hell yeah, best RD/Blitz fic I have ever read

Mhmm... selfcest, mah second fetish.

Most definitely one of the best I have ever read. I only remember myself saying that one other time, so there's proof that it REALLY means something. I have read COUNTLESS clopfics from all across the internet, and let me say......this stole my mind. I was lost. Brilliant.

Awwwww, Kilty's first filthy, filthy smut. And it's not even one of the ones you've been bitching about for weeks.

I'm so proud!

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3445142 Oh my god I got your attention for writing straight clop! I know I could get your attention with that! Woho!

3445100 I'm so glad all of the famous people on this site are perverts. Don't you feel awful? Pony incest selfcest?

3445208 Why am I proud that dozens of people are going to clop to this over the next several days? Oh well!

3445309

I pre read a LOT of clop.

I hide nothing.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3445309 I was going to give you a favorite, but as it's clear that you're one of those shitbags with shitty attitudes, I think I'll give your sorry ass a downvote instead.

3445470 Umm...

I would just like to inform you that all three of those guys are not only people who I consider good people and watch, but watch me in return. Pretty sure they would say the same thing.

Except for you Rainbow. You are awful. An awful, awful sponge.

I'm very honored that people read my comedy and are excited for my clop. This is certainly my first major jump into it, and to see my perverted brothers leaping into it is ironically awesomely funny.

I'm a good guy. Really.

I just have a good sense of sarcasm that didn't come out. My apology.

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Mare... you... you are perhaps the best clopfic'er ever. This was euphoric to read, my friend.

Also, meh, it's that dude's fault he jumped to such a quick conclusion about you.

3445487 Blargh. I won't hold personal distaste for your self-indulgent derriere against a pretty good fic. Fine.

3445470 look at youuuuuu, not paying attention and getting downvoted into oblivion. So cute ^_^

preddy gud/10, i generally reserve my undying love for stuff with more buildup, but that's okay because this fic wasn't trying to be that fic.

glad to see more stuff from you!

3446389
oh, shush. Badgerpony is a cool guy. Everybody makes mistakes, especially when it comes to sarcasm in text.

Woah, this is awesome. Whee!

3446723 3446389 I'm so glad all of my friends and closest readers are perverts. Don't you all feel special?

3446975 Closet?

3446723 Doesn't make it not cute.

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3447587 Part two, the finale, will be up tonight or tomorrow morning. You will all love it or hate it. Most likely both. Very, very, likely.

3447016 KiltedKey: Writes sex comedies borderlining on clop. Blown away that his most active and comment heavy readers like raw clop for the sake of clop.

That was fucking amazing (and amazing fucking ) It made me forget that I'm usually not into incest (well, with every fanfic I'm discovering my new fetishes, so I think I shouldn't say that I'm not into something...)

3448214 You too!?

What are the odds!? Not the incest thing, but that literally it seems just about all of my best ponies on here read... clop. Is it really that big on the site? In the online fandom?

Not that I... didn't get into it thanks to my ex. Let's just say my human porn folder is getting awfully empty... god damn it...

I guess I should of thought of him as another universe rainbow and some portal, but really, does it make a difference?

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Yeah, I usually prefer something with more sophisticated plot, but sometimes I just have to read some clop. Probably many bronies feel the same.

And it doesn't make a difference, having sex with R63 version of herself is considered either incest or masturbation, so it's pretty much the same.

3448329 chapter two is half way done. Tonight or tomorrow morning at worst.

Heheheheh...

I hate you all for getting me into this...

And I could and would love to write romantic clop. I just fear it would get very purple prose.

Yes! A new story! And new fun for me!

Oh my god? Is this the clop story!!!!

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>End it with a bang...
I see what you did there.

I don't think R63 is incest... its more like third party masturbation.

I couldn't even get past the first damn line.

Rainbow Dash needed a penis inside of her.

I literally feel out of bed I laughed so damn hard. Considering I've read one sentence, I think that I might like your writing style.

"Rainbow Dash needed a penis inside of her."
An instant 8.5/10. Simply awesome.

Gotta love the 1st sentence

Why is it...that I am not freaked out by this?

3453195 Ya get use to it,

3450818 your picture makes that comment even better

Reads first sentence.
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The first sentence was like
And when I started to read it
And finnaly when I finished

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welcome to the club

I finally got the chance to read this, and hoo wow, it was good.

Nice job!

Pretty cool story, but I don't see the point of that second sentence. It's like you wanted to announce that you prefer lesbian Dash, while in the main story she's straight as fuck.

This was weirdly written with strange metaphors... good though. Just weird.

I found this easy to fap to.

3455642 "when I finished." Oh man, I laughed harder than would be appropriate.

Perfect

Boy... That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got outta hand fast!