Ask Chatterjoy

by Chatterjoy

Henchgoo and Ponyville

It had been a few days since Twilight had returned the little goo to Chatterjoy. The monster was clean and actually produced clean energy when it had a rectal turbulence, as Twilight had put it. The goo also was able to create a a powerful glue that easily came off of any surface, leaving behind no marks and didn't even rip paper. It produced the glue by expectorating, also how Twilight had put it.

"What is rectal turbulence and expectorating?" Chatterjoy had asked the scientific princess.

"Oh...um...farting and spitting," Twilight replied with a blush.

Today, however, Chatterjoy planned to show off henchgoo to every pony in Ponyville, so that the easily spooked town wouldn't clobber him should Gak decide to go by himself. The pegasus had come up with an elaborate plan to introduce the entire town. She had needed a box and a megaphone.

The box was easily supplied by one Mr. Sofa Clerk. The megaphone so graciously borrowed from the Apple family. Chatterjoy placed the box in the middle of the town and jumped on top of it. She held the megaphone in her hoof and loudly called out, "Ponyville town meeting!"

After multiple callings, most of Ponyville had arrived. Twilight was hiding her face with a wing, and Chatterjoy's friends didn't look at the pony, pretending not to know her. Mayor Mare was about to tell Chatterjoy that she couldn't just randomly call town meeting, when the pegasus pulled out Gak.

The town flew into chaos. The ponies with the exception of Chatterjoy's friends and the mane six, began to topple over market stalls and one another in their panic to get away from the goo. One mare continued to scream about the horror of it all, and Twilight cried into her wing with thoughts of having to clean all of this up.

"I just wanted to tell them about you so that wouldn't happen..."

Author's Note:

Very very very short. I feel however that this was enough for this question. Also, I seem to be in a bit of a non writing mood. Well, more of a contradiction really. I want to write, but then I don't. It's more of like. I want to write the stories with my mind, so I don't actually have to type it. That will never happen though. Unless I miraculously gain telekinetic powers.

Comments

[Jazzy Mellows]

Now that Ponyville is in peril, what will you do with Gak?

[Legion222]

So, a pretty typical day in Ponyville, then?

That contradiction you're experiencing is pretty much me every time I try to write. You've just got to push past the part of you that doesn't want to write and just get it done.

That actually sounds like it could make an interesting chapter. You know, like inside Chatterjoy's mind, where she has to fight off evil (and incredibly lazy) versions of herself in order to get something productive done. This is either a great idea, or I'm just really tired. Or both. Honestly, the really tired one is about 99.99% likely to be true. The other part is debatable.

Write on,
Legion

[Chatterjoy]

4863440
Thanks. You know...that would make a good chapter

[airisolthewhitecoat]

l@l someonepony, should make chatterjoy a super hero costume, what with all of the crime\crime fighting going on

-*^u^

[Chatterjoy]

4931121
Okie doki! RARITY! Make it happen.

[airisolthewhitecoat]

4944425 awesome! *^u^! Thnx

[Legion222]

Question:

Where has Chatterjoy been for the past ~8 months?

Write on,
Legion