Applejack Alone

by Masterweaver

What the hay is that?!

Get offa Cocoa ya varmit! Git! Git! AAAAAUGH! LET GO OF ME YAH! DANG! UGLY! BEAST! ARAGH! RAGH! AGH! GET OFF! OFF! AGH! OFF! OFF! OFF! OFF! OFF! OFF! Gosh dang it this hurts! AH'LL RIP OFF YER CLAW! AUGH MAH NOSE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHOTUOGH! GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF! RAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAGH! AAAAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

....ha...

Finally off.

OH NO YA DON'T YA VARMIT! Ah'm wise ta yer tricks now. You ain't getting near Cocoa, Ah've got mah... Ah've got a vine, and that's good enough for me! Ah....

Ah....

Is... is that mah hat?

....thank ya...

Oh. You just... you just wanted coconuts. Ah... Ah guess Ah can respect that...

Ah feel like a right cad now.

Comments

[TheDerpyOutcast]

Dafu?

[Randomreader-001]

3106506 Took the words right out of my mouth......

[SIGAWESOME]

3106506
3106706
Sounds like a coconut crab.
farm6.staticflickr.com/5450/9594457091_5c3bfa3452_z_d.jpg

Good thing Rarity was not there to bash the poor thing to pieces...

[nullaccount]

So... What was it?

[Screw]

So... How long has Aj stayed on the island? Why not go exploring?

[Bandana The Reaper]

3106927 ...okay...that thing is creepy.

[FanOfMostEverything]

3107187
I believe 3106927 answered that question.

[Still Wearing Black]

Whatever attacked her nose would probably make a better pet than a coconut...or a better meal. If only she wasn't an herbivore.

[QueenMoriarty]

3106927 What in the name of Celestia's beard is that thing? And how much would it cost to put it on a dinner plate?

[SIGAWESOME]

6465512

What in the name of Celestia's beard is that thing? And how much would it cost to put it on a dinner plate?

It is a coconut crab.

Apparently South Pacific Islanders consider its meant a delicacy and an aphrodisiac...

[booklover41]

3106927 two things one DA HELL IS THAT THING!? No really is that a real thing?
2. Whats with all the Rarity hates crab stuff mentioned?