Ah mean, no offense, Ah just don't want ta have ta walk out here every morning.
You're no help at all.
....Ah don't really mean that, Ah'm just.... ugh.
Wait.
Wait, is that....
Tha storm! Tha storm is breaking up! Yahoo! Twilight and tha others are sure ta get through now! Hahahaha! Ha....
....Course, it'll take a bit fer them ta realize it's gone. And they'll have ta scour tha sea fer me. But... they won't leave me behind.
How Do you plant coconuts? (no seriusly, does anyone know?)
3110084 my guess is just shove the damn coconut deep in the ground, wait for about a decade and bam. palm tree and more of them nuts
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Guys, you're on the Internet. You can look it up. I Googled "plant coconuts" and got two video demonstrations on YouTube.
Hmm? Oh! Right. The story.
...it's eighty-seven words. One thing happened. What do you want from me?
EDIT: Thanks, Bandana.
3112318 mine says its 87 words, so I guess I want you to recount it, just to be certain?
3112318 I was on my Kobo Reader at the time. Typing stuff in it is a PAAAAAIN.