LOOK, AH DON'T REALLY KNOW SPIKE, OKAY?!
....Ah mean, apart from that whole thang where Ah saved his life and he decided ta become mah servant, we really haven't interacted much. He's a lot younger then me, and usually spends his time at the library.
He's a good... acquaintance, Ah guess. Wouldn't mind maybe making friends with him, but Ah don't mind how it is right now. So please, voices in mah head, just stop. If Ah ever really get a chance ta talk to him, Ah'll take it. But right now....
Ugh.
Right now Ah'm not likely ta get that chance.
Don't run away from your feelings.
Hang in there, AJ! Your friends will never stop looking for you-- didn't Rainbow Dash say she'd never leave you guys hanging? The strength of your friendship with them is so powerful it took down immortal tyrants, a flimsy desert island doesn't have a chance.
Unless you've been replaced with a changeling imposter as part of a marechiavellian plan, anyways. Er, forget I said that.. Still, suspicious storms are suspicious.
I guess a raft is out of the question since you've at least got food and liquid on the island, but was there anything else around?
What the.. where'd that come from?
...
Oh. Sorry. Some of us aren't exactly the most sensitive disembodied voices in the world...
Look, we're just trying to help you stay sane. Yes, I'm aware of the irony. Still, we only want the best for you. We're all rooting for you, Applejack. Never forget that.
Rainbow, Pinkie, Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy managed to track you down when you were actively trying to get away from them. Don't give up on them so soon.
But, if you want this to go a little more quickly, just make a Pinkie Promise and break it. You know Pinkie will know, and will move heaven and Earth to hunt you down over it.
3171549 You guys may be, but I'm not.
I can't get over the fact how the hillbilly thought she could help a trained airship crew in maintaining a ship during a storm. Goodness sake, a royalty alicorn was on board, you think rookies were operating?
I wonder if the principle of natural selection exists in Equestria, cause Aj is makin herself to be a fine example at the rate she's going. Maybe she'll give herself a concussion by the end of the week.
*reading newspaper while listening to you*
RR: .......!!?? HUH?? What in the name of... where did that come from Applejack? Last time I checked we (voices) didn't say anything about Spike.
Is there another voice we don't know about? Anywho, right now you need suggestions to help you out not supposed accusations.
I agree with this voice, try triggering Pinkie Pie. She seems too (somehow without any real idea how) know when and where somepony makes a "Pinkie Promise". It's worth a shot, albeit a shot in the dark but still worth a try.
Well, shame on you, Applejack. The six of you are the only goddamn friends Spike has. You're the first ponies he met when he arrived in Ponyville, and he's the most commited person in Twilight's life. You ponies would have to be some cold, dismissive jerks if you didn't bother to get to know the closest friend of the pony who united all of you against Nightmare Moon and saved Equestria multiple times.