• Member Since 23rd Jun, 2013
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The Inky Brick


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The most stereotypical Australian pony ever moves to Ponyville. How does he deal with this new foreign land, and how do others treat him? Who knows? But that Rarity's a bloody wanker.

First story I've published and I've no real clue where it's going yet. Just doing it for a bit of fun.
Criticism welcome.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 14 )

Ya got me. Mick Dundee with hooves. This ought to be good.

Ya hit the nail on th head there mate, but seriously. Bruce? Skippy!? I fucking lost it with this one, keep the buggers comin:pinkiehappy:

On a side note, who else read this in the voice of Kevin Bloody Wilson?

Comment posted by Steel Heart deleted Jun 23rd, 2013

I can see where this is going, Fluttershy runs into Rarity and then Bruce runs into the mother of all angry mares, who is remarkably similar to the aforementioned mare. Then Bruce just brushes her off, resulting in......well the standard fare is a series of unfortunate events that results in an amicable relations for all.

All that said, Bruce is a goddamn tosser.

Blood-y wanker mate, pretty sure rares doesn't wank up blood but I haven't started reading yet

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Well, perhaps if there was an inconvenient period.
Or something. I'm not sure.
Oh well, it's an idiom, it still stands.

Ha! As a true blue Aussie I congratulate you. I've known so many people like this and to see one such Aussie in Equestria, well let's just say I fell off my chair laughing. Good job.

Oatsralia

thats...actually thats bloody brilliant! most fics dub it as horsestralia (not sure if offensive or compliment) but oatstralia is way better! :rainbowkiss:

loving the story so far :pinkiehappy: if i might make a request, i ask that pinkie tries vegemite and makes the mistake most yanks do and put like a whole bloody tub on :rainbowlaugh:

This guy may be the first person Fluttershy will ever hate.

oh there's so many possibilties for future chapters! his welcome party should be a bbq, I reckon :pinkiehappy: and i still want NEED to see pinkie eating vegemite :pinkiecrazy:

great story so far :twilightsmile:

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I was thinking of them having a sort of playful rivalry similar to AJ and RD have, regarding which type of hat is superior. Other than that, I feel they'd get along pretty well. I mean, Australians tend to respect hard physical labour as a job and that's basically what AJ does.

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I actually have a planned scene where all the Mane Six sample Vegemite sandwiches. And yes, Pinkie is in charge of the sandwiches. So, yeah. That'll end well.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE WONDERFULNESS OF VEGEMITE! *Clears throat* joking of course. Great story! I've laughed a lot during the reading (which isn't an easy thing to make me do) Carry on!

This is all 100% true our country is dangous
Bruce drew a jar of what any normal, sane, creature would quite fairly accuse of being a mass produced, highly toxic biological weapon. It said ‘Vegemite’ on the label. thats a true fact and the trees that too. Don't forget the red-backs nasty blighters.

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