• Published 17th Jun 2013
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The ponyquin - JimmyRevSulli



A ponyquin in rarity's botique is starting to raise some questions...

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Epilogue

after the incident, spike and twilight moved back to canterlot, because rarity was a needy whore. Sweetie Belle didn't want to put up with her shit either, so she left with them. Spike fell in love with, and kissed Sweetie Belle. She had a heart attack and died. Rarity fell into a deep depression, and lived out her days as a crazy cat lady.

rainbow dash went to visit twilight, and they fucked. applejack got jealous, and killed rainbow, because twilight was hers. applejack went to visit twilight. they fucked too. pinkie pie got jealous, and made applejack into some delicious cupcakes. they were scrumptious as FUCK. pinkie went to give twilight the cupcakes. they fucked also. fluttershy went to kill pinkie, because she was jealous too. she succeeded, and they fucked.

"EVERYPONY IN THIS TOWN IS HORNY!!!! Exclaimed Twilight. It wasn't a complaint either. in the end, it was rarity that twilight hadn't fucked. well she actually had, but that was before she lived in canterlot. but anyway, Rarity went to visit twilight and killed fluttershy, because she was jealous too. By now, Twilight knew the drill,(no pun intended) so she spread them legs for Rarity. after they were done fucking, spike murdered Rarity, because he was still pissed about the ponyquin incident a few months back.

spike and twilight fucked. for like 69 hours. they fucked until twilights parents came in her room and joined in. they made a tv show out of it, since it was the world record for the longest sex session. they hired a necromancer to bring sweetie belle back to life, since spike still had the hotts for her. she joined in the sex and she was like naked. sweetie belle was a minor though, so they were all taken away by the royal guards, thus stopping the record breaking sex session. they were executed upon arriving at the castle.

Twilight was like really pissed off, so she rained down her wrath on all of the royal guards. they were all dead. while spike is best alicorn, Twilight went to Princess Celestia to talk about the matter she was like really pissed off and stuff. celestia told twilight she could go and fuck spike, and sweetie belle's ghost. they did. all of the others, fluttershy, rarity, applejack, rainbow dash, and pinkie pie were all ghosts. they all fucked with sweetie, twilight and spike too, while squirting rainbows out of their buttholes. "Everything is going to be just fine!" said twilight

Author's Note:

Have a nice day. Bitch.

This was a "fuck around chapter" so.. disregard this entire thing

Comments ( 19 )

dafug did I just read????

2733764 glorious glorious glorious jimmy rustling

That wasn't me that hit the dislike button, I don't do that. Anyways...

This was a stroke of pure genious, the muse is upon you my fellow.

Well... Ooookkkkkaaaayyyyyy...

2733764 I'm Thirty-Fucking-One And what is this I don't even...

2734681

These are strange times. ..

2734709 Dark times in the kingdom, indeed! D:

Don't act like you didn't f^cking love it

Uh Yay? I assumed it would end with a "Happy Ending." :rainbowlaugh:

2738779 I see what you did there c:

All these ponies are horny fucks!!! :flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

:pinkiegasp: You write clop!! :rainbowlaugh:
LOL

3951132 haha i don't really consider this clop.

i just rustled some jimmies.

3955516 Consider my jimmies rustled :rainbowlaugh:

Oh mah gawd I don't even understand this

what the actual fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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