Dusk Shine, Total Ladies' Colt

by Barrobroadcaster

Experience

Dusk Shine now walked down the streets of Ponyville alone. Elusive assured Dusk the suit would be ready for tonight and he could come by and pick it up later. Part of him wanted to just go back home and finish up with his work for the day. He had several plans he needed planned and after that he had some study schedule studying scheduled. Still though, he wanted to prove he could meet a girl on his own.

Although he disagreed with his methods, Dusk had to agree that Biltz had given him good advice. He walked down the road to Bubble Berry's house, maybe he could impart some wisdom about attracting attention from the opposite sex. If there was one thing Bubble was good at, it was standing out even amongst a crowd. Dusk decided he'd go see Bubble, Butterscotch and Applebuck to get all the preparation he could.

The ground began to feel hot under his hooves. In fact, the air began to feel hot as well. Dusk was almost sweating now. He looked down at the road and noticed his shadow looked strange, smaller. It was still morning, he should've been casting a longer shadow based on his position. He looked up over his head to see somepony had positioned a sunlamp directly over him. Using his magic, he pushed the lamp's head away from him.

"What's the matter Dusk Shine? Girls love a guy with a tan," a voice spoke to him. He looked around. Dusk was completely alone on the street. The voice was familiar, too familiar. That plus the random sunlamp appearing out nowhere and following him could mean only one thing.

"Disarray," Dusk said in a stern tone. "What do you want? I thought you were in Gallopolis with Lord Solaris."

The sunlamp behind him shook suddenly. Dusk turned around to face the object as it turned into the shape of a female draconequus Dusk Shine and his friends knew all too well.

"What? I'm not allowed to get out and stretch my legs once in a while?" Disarray asked, twisting her limbs in an elastic fashion around her entire body before letting loose and spinning like a top. The draconequus called Disarray was supposedly a 'reformed' entity of chaos, she and Dusk Shine's friends had fought with long ago. Recently though, she had pledged that she would use her chaotic powers for good. But Dusk Shine was reasonably skeptical.

"What are you doing here Disarray?" Dusk asked, wary of former fiend's intentions.

"Oh, I was just in town to drop my son Pop Fly off to school. Couldn't help but overhear your little argument with Rainbow Blitz."

Dusk Shine turned away and started walking again. "It's nothing."

The former fiend laughed. "Nothing? Now Dusk, I think I know a little dissent when I detect it, being a being of pure chaos and whatnot."

Dusk looked over his shoulder at the creature. "So you can tell whenever somepony's arguing now? Is that supposed to be canon or something?"

Disarray shrugged. "How should I know? But I do know a little thing or two about chaos and let me tell you, a little leads to more."

"There wasn't anything I could do. Blitz was being impossible, all these rules and he was being annoying," Dusk explained.

"Hmm," Disarray put a claw to her chin. "He does have a little more experience than you. Well, a lot more."

Dusk's gaze lowered as he walked. "Experience is something that will... just come with time. I'll experience it... eventually."

A sly grin spread over Disarray's face as she hovered in front of the colt. "You don't have any experience do you?"

Dusk shine frowned at her. "Can't you go bother Butterscotch or somepony else?"

"Ahahaha!" Disarray laughed. "No time for the ladies eh Shiny? Poor little virgin Dusk Shine. Always studying, never had time for a marefriend. You've never even been kissed have you?"

The purple colt's face began to show a hint of bright red.

"You know... that's something I can fix right now," Disarray hinted. She snapped her talon and a ruby-red lipstick appeared and applied itself to the fiend's lips as she puckered comically.

Dusk stopped in his tracks. "Uh... no. Just... no."

"What's the matter? Not interested in older broads? I may be over a thousand but I've still got it where it counts, honey!"

Dusk started backing up in sheer terror. "Stay away from me. Don't make me get the Prosperity Components and set you back to stone again!"

The villainous vixen grinned. "I'm sure Rainbow Blitz would love to help out, especially after the two of you said you didn't need each other. I'm sure Barbs would love to reprise her role as the new Rainbow Blitz again."

"Did you have something to do with this?" Dusk asked, horrified. "With how everypony's been acting?" Would the Components still work with them fighting like this? This all seemed way too convenient. What was Disarray up to? Is it possible she was responsible for what was happening?

Disarray took a step forward. "Dusky, you talk way too much. Now come over here and give Miss Dis a big wet kiss."

Dusk turned around and bolted in the opposite direction, scared out of his wits. Instead of heading for Bubble Berry's in town or Butterscotch's cottage near the Everyway Woods, he kept running to the outskirts of town, following the road that led to Sweet Apple Orchards.

Author's Note:

Yes, Pop Fly= r63 Screwball.

Comments

[CrowMagnon]

Considering some of the designs I've seen for a gender-swapped Discord, is it weird that I think her hitting on Dusk is kinda hot? Of course, he's still got plenty of reasons to be turning tail and vamoosing, so I won't hold it against him. Fun scene, and I'm looking forward to seeing what sort of folksy dating advice Dusk might get from the Apples. Especially if he happens across Big Red (I forget, is that the name you're using for r63 Big Mac?) taking a refreshing soak in a pond or something before meeting up with his friend.

[Barrobroadcaster]

2788158 It's all weird. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Yes, Big Red is Big Mac version female. And she is red adorableness.

[Burnasius]

Dusk and Disarray, do it!!!

[Barrobroadcaster]

2788661 What, am I shipping now? If you want me to write about it, I shall. If you want me to write your version, I will. But mine comes first, I'll make some alternate chapters for yours and then we can all compare. It'll be fun.
Is it canon?
Is it fanon?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC FANFICTION OF MLP.

[Burnasius]

2788691

a very Brilliant IDEA!
It would be interesting to see all the possible alternate females Dusk ends up with. Somehow, that idea matches your story greatly.

[Barrobroadcaster]

2788691 I'm going to warn you, I have NEVER shipped. I have NO INTEREST in shipping at all. I don't read shipfics, I hardly read at all. I just write. But I'm a brony writer damn it and if it involves colorful ponies, I'll write about it. So here's a couple new ship ideas and possible names, you choose which ones you like, maybe tell me what you want and we'll work it in. You're on Barro's Story Bus, tell me where you want to go and we're off.
Sample Destinations:
Duskarray/Dishine/Duskord
AppleDusk
Buttershine
Bubbleshine
Dusklusive
... and I've literally just realized that these are names for gay ships. Oh well. Where to mac?

[Barrobroadcaster]

2790909 Um... I accidentally replied to me, so could you read the comment please? It was supposed to be to you.

[Burnasius]

2790964

Calm down, I'm not forcing you to ship, but as you say, best you finish the story as you see fit first before you go with shipping and alternates.

[Barrobroadcaster]

2790990 Oh I'm not nervous and you're not forcing me! This is just exciting and I want to make sure it's done to the very best it can be!

[Burnasius]

2791149

Yes, and the idea for the story is about Dusk dating and finding love with a mare.

[Msande]

It was a bit hard to get into but this chapter was funny as hell, i would love to see Dusk just seduce every mare with his awkwardness Make it SO!

[deepsleep64]

Dusk looked over his shoulder at the creature. "So you can tell whenever somepony's arguing now? Is that supposed to be canon or something?"

Another fourth wall joke? Bubble Berry needs to get on that action!