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Dec
3rd
2017

Being bed ridden is fun; · 1:42pm Dec 3rd, 2017

How’s everyone doing today?

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Feb
6th
2017

$1 Commissions Are Back! · 8:43pm Feb 6th, 2017

I’m back for another round of crappy $1 commissions! Send a dollar via paypal to bchandleremail@gmail.com , send me reference material for your OC, and within 72 hours you'll get a masterpiece like these previous dollar commissions!



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Dec
17th
2016

$1 Crappy Commissions! · 7:56pm Dec 17th, 2016

That's right, I'm doing one dollar crappy commissions! send a dollar via paypal to bchandleremail@gmail.com , send me reference material for your OC, and within 48 hours you'll get a masterpiece like these below!




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May
21st
2016

Art is Fun! · 9:45pm May 21st, 2016

Jan
26th
2016

What Would You Like to See Me Blog About? · 11:45pm Jan 26th, 2016

Unrelated: A picture I drew this afternoon:

Context: Toon Kritic (https://youtube.com/user/ToonKriticY2K) asked for someone to draw him with Rainbow Dash. He brought this upon himself. Find more at:
poorlydrawnencouragementponies.tumblr.com
https://www.facebook.com/PoorlyDrawnEncouragementPonies

May
8th
2021

A live-action Disney film that did not age well · 5:27am May 8th, 2021

I have never heard of Blank Check until now. Thanks to Drew Gooden's video, I found out how fucked up the storyline is. What's even more fucked up is the kissing scene between an 11-year-old boy and a 30-year-old woman. That is straight-up pedophilia! I know that this is from the 90s, but how the hell did this slip through the cracks??!!

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Mar
1st
2016

Reminder That I Also Draw Poorly Drawn Encouragement Ponies · 2:04pm Mar 1st, 2016

That's right, the herald of shitty fanfics is also the herald of shitty art. Here's a sampling:




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Aug
20th
2021

My Review of The Return of Jafar · 11:04pm Aug 20th, 2021

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Apr
26th
2023

Empress Theresa: Chapter Thirteen Analysis · 5:57pm Apr 26th, 2023

Here we are. Unlucky chapter thirteen. First thing in the morning, Theresa decides that she’s going to raise fifty-six water columns at the North Pole. She calls upon everyone in the house to gather around and watch the show that’s being broadcast on TV. She even calls in the family that is hosting her, who is so unimportant that they haven’t shown up between now and since they were introduced to the story. They’re so superfluous that Theresa doesn’t even want them as part of her planetwide

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Apr
16th
2023

How to write a bad crossover · 7:36pm Apr 16th, 2023

Welcome to the fourth episode of Howto write a good bad stories. In today's episode we'll look at how to properly write a crossover.


-Pick an interesting character from an interesting universe, but don't bother with the interesting stuf. The bare minimum will do just as good. Turn said character into a pony for some extra uninteresting.

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Jun
11th
2016

The blog post where I forgot to put a name for the title · 12:44am Jun 11th, 2016

So many things to write, not enough time! I've been working on the next chapter to Relationships are Evil, but another story has started to invade my mind. It's not a one off either, so I can't just write it and move on. I hate writing two different chapter based stories at the same time. Not to mention I'm still working on updating Hours Loom, I still have to update Above the Fire Sky, and I've got to finish PONI. There's not enough hours in the day!

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Jul
7th
2016

On the softer side of snugglesome Play. · 4:38pm Jul 7th, 2016

I've been assisting NineCaliber with Her Collar, Her Love. While I'm not so sure my contributions are enough to really warrant the co-author label she's given me, it's an excellent, cuddly romp through two mares learning their way into the B&D scene, learning about each other, and having a sweet relationship, 'cos Nine is awesome like that. Our two participants are

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Mar
2nd
2022

My Review of Exodus: Gods and Kings · 12:23am Mar 2nd, 2022

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Nov
5th
2016

Whellp... · 8:55am Nov 5th, 2016

I intended on uploading a story for Halloween, but because it didn't pass moderation (my own fault, cause I wanted to be a fancy dumbass) I had to fix the discrepancy and re-submit it. It just recently uploaded, and no one will ever see it... whatever, though. I just wanted it done. It's been in my "unsubmitted" section for such a long time, and I've always wanted to get it done, but never had the right motivation or drive.

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Oct
25th
2018

once more · 9:34am Oct 25th, 2018

Apr
1st
2018

fimfiction is now under sharia law · 2:11pm Apr 1st, 2018

Hello there.

It's been ages since I've written something relevant for this site that was longer than a throwaway of 1000 words while on a plane, train, or bus, so I figured today would be the best day to talk about the best thing that has happened to me in my life.

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