So it's 2016 now. What happened in 2015?

Well, in real life, plenty. Got better grades, made friends, all that jazz. I had a fun year, honestly. It was a decent one. As for writing? Well, I updated something. Haha. I've written a few things on the side, like little prompts and other stuff I never published because I didn't finish it but hey, I was still writing. Just... not putting anything on here. Sorry!

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I just wrote the Mane Six having a lengthy discussion about Discord's genitalia.

The highlight was Fluttershy describing his penis in detail, and explaining that, no, it wasn't what you think, she just walked in on him peeing. Also, his pee is blue.

Go to 1:08, you'll understand when you get there

NOPE! Not quitting! Recently I have been writing another story in a fury (no, not a furry!). It is much much shorter than "What do you mean, friend?" And that story is still going on and getting written as well.

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How did Shepherd react to heat season? Like this...

Fluttershy: "Ummm... Shepherd? I have... A problem."

Shepherd: "What kind of problem? Can I help?"

Fluttershy: "Oooooh yesssss... You absolutely can~."

Shepherd: "Uh... Okay?"

One week later... Shepherd managed to escape Fluttershy's cottage and made his way to L'Chaim-A local stallion bar. He gets a drink of water... And then fifty other drinks of water.

Discord: *chuckles* "First heat season, huh monkey boy?"

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Beloved Readers, I have a rule.

I didn't quite realize it until a few weeks ago, but I've been writing by this rule since I seriously picked up writing as a craft somewhere in the neighborhood of 2004. A rule first introduced to me by The Last Unicorn and later fully codified by Princess Mononoke for all characters, but especially for all villains and antagonists. A simple rule by design, if not always in practice.

Reader, I do not write monsters.

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Chapter six of The Silver Standard is almost done! Just one more scene. And a half.
Right now, it looks like this.

It's actually one of the neatest pages in the draft.

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Now everyone who knows me knows I'm a huge Trixie-fag. I love anything that has her... even if she dies in it cause the fact she's there is cool. XD So, I know it's my civic duty to help spread more Trixie to the masses... and Adagio and Sunset I guess... they're cool too.

An especially dull (or sharp) edition of Ben’s Junk—it can go either way.

- Ben Minnotte
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Sure it's cute to hear all the interesting stories about people playing Pokemon Go. I myself prefer the old fashion way to catch em all. It is this old technology that once revolutionized the gaming industry...

The gameboy! Or rather the Nintendo DSXL. I'm so hyped for sun and moon and the aloha versions of pokemon! Ice ninetails is awesome!

"Well, I already discussed Big Mouth Billy Bass. Might as well finish the 90’s/Gemmy/Talking Novelty Item concept." - Ben Minnotte

I hope you all have a Happy New Year.

I'll be sittin' right here.

That's a promise! Stay tuned.

Not since Donald Trump has a singular figure polarized so many people against each other. Thank god she (he?) isn't real, or else the poor thing would receive death threats. I'm of course speaking of Bowsette, the Bowser-Peach hybrid which somehow exists. She's come to kidnap herself.

The best portrayal I could find, though her features vary.

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You read right! This here chapter is good t' go! An if ya don't feel like moseyin' over there to took at 'er on yer own, then don't fret, cause I got this link! Hope y'all enjoy the start o' this new arc, too, 'cuz it features the much-anticipated, the much-requested, the one-an'-only Applejack!

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*makes all seven desktops LWA*
*one is chariot
one is croix
the rest is charoix*

*also the menu is charoix*

That moment you decide to watch Grave of the Fireflies on a gigantic hd screen after going through a cruddy day.

Can anyone relate?

Featured Song: Mashups Like This
by Triple-Q

Mashup so good, you can have sex with it dance to it at a night club and not feel awkward about some of the meme songs used in it. Yeah. That.

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