Hands: Death by Snu Snu

How did Shepherd react to heat season? Like this...

Fluttershy: "Ummm... Shepherd? I have... A problem."

Shepherd: "What kind of problem? Can I help?"

Fluttershy: "Oooooh yesssss... You absolutely can~."

Shepherd: "Uh... Okay?"

One week later... Shepherd managed to escape Fluttershy's cottage and made his way to L'Chaim-A local stallion bar. He gets a drink of water... And then fifty other drinks of water.

Discord: *chuckles* "First heat season, huh monkey boy?"

Shepherd: "Shut... Shut up... Stupid Dragon thing..."

Discord: "Well, don't get too comfortable."

Shepherd: "What do you-?"

Shepherd looks over his shoulder to the leering Twilight Sparkle.

Shepherd: "Ahhh... Can we cuddle first because I am really sore-"

Twilight: "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!" *Drags him off*

Shepherd: "AAHHHH!"

Discord: "Enjoy your snu-snu!" *laughing his ass off*

Comments

[Jake The Army Guy]

Heh. Reminds me of the epilogue for a story my friend and I wrote called Ponyville Bachelor Auction, about... well, a bachelor auction in Ponyville. Braeburn was one of the guys on the block, and he ended up getting "purchased" by Spitfire... and Fluttershy. The epilogue hasn't actually been published, but this bit I wrote is too good not to share:

Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! 

Braeburn had never been more worn out in his entire life. He had traveled through the desert with little water, fought bulls one on one, and had even ran a full marathon on some of the most dangerous ground in all of Equestria; but today he had met his match. He currently stood in Fluttershy’s kitchen  gulping down a pitcher of water like it would be his last. He had nothing on, his hat and vest discarded some time ago, his mane was a complete mess, and his coat was covered in dried sweat. 

“Celestia have mercy, these filly’s will be the death of me,” Braeburn said with a grin, as he started to fill the pitcher up again. After the auction Spitfire and Fluttershy took him back to Fluttershy’s place, and from there things happened that even the seasoned ranch hand would never dare repeat. What those two mares were into was beyond what Braeburn had ever thought possible, but hot damn was it enjoyable. He began to take another greedy gulp when a voice sounded from above him.

“Oh Brae-Brae!” cooed Spitfire. “You better hurry up down there. I don’t think I can keep Mistress Shy busy without you for much longer...”

“Mmm, you’re going to love me” said a deep, husky voice.

Braeburn shrugged. “Eh, suppose there’s worse ways to go.” He finished the pitcher and ran back upstairs.

[Stolenalicorn]

[Boltstrike58]

Discord...

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

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Got a link to the rest of it?

[L0rd0f7hund3r]

Oh, good Maker, I can only imagine how Shepherd would react to an Applejack in the midst of hysteria. (Hysteria is a condition in Friends With Benefits that afflicts most Earth pony mares; it causes them to go into season/heat more often than a typical mare. For FWB AJ, that's like, eight times as often. It's unknown if Applebloom has it or not, but it seems to be a familial ailment passed down from mother to daughter. So…) Steve has to keep track of AJ's cycle just to make sure he can keep up with her. She tends to get more and more- insatiable after every rutting session…

[WhispersInTheDark]

"Death by Snu-Snu"...works for me!

[Jake The Army Guy]

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Here's the link to the (mostly) finished story. Captain Unstoppable wrote the bulk of it, while I just did a few scenes and helped plan it out.

[Nyerguds]

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Just a small note...
> these filly’s will be the death of me
Should be "fillies".
> “Mmm, you’re going to love me” said a deep, husky voice.
Needs a comma at the end of the quoted piece, just behind "me".

Ugh. I'm like an automatic corrections machine

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

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Hurry up and publish the epilogue! I love the rest of the fic! You should finish it!

[Blade Star]

I never thought I'd die like this. But I always hoped.

[Jake The Army Guy]

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Well, it's not even fully written, let alone edited/pre-read.

But thanks for the notes!

[Nyerguds]

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I totally missed the "The epilogue hasn't actually been published" part. So... I accidentally did a preread correction run. Huh. I can honestly say that never happened to me before

Last chapter says 2016 though, so I second AJ Talon's remark. In the words of God Himself in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Get on with it!