Alien Isolation · 9:34pm Mar 4th, 2016
'cause what could possibly go wrong with that?
I found out what could possibly go wrong with playing Alien Isolation
The gribbly bastard is in my dreams now!
Not even playing the game, and it's still chasing me!
Oh where's Luna with a Smart Rifle when I need her?...
Been awhile huh, anyways I’m here to help out a talented writer/artist/buddy on spreading word on a project of his so it can get support and from I seen it’s a great piece of work; being a amazing crossover story and comic of the alien franchise. I hope you consider following him to support him (especially you alien fans), it would help him immensely. And if you guy can spread the word too! (It would help)
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So, I managed to finally sneak all the way into the main reactor core. There I am, on the lift going to the lower level, and I have a moment to take stock of the situation, try to put a positive spin on all the things that are going down.
Okay, so, I'm still trapped on a space station that's falling apart at the arse end of the universe, and whose dominant ethnic community appears to be freakish, homicidal androids with a strangulation kink...
Waits you unbelievable, fart gargling, testicle licking, rectal wart!!!
If I make it back onto that station I will pull your teeth out through your ears and use them to saw your balls off so I can jam them in your eyes so hard you'll need a doctor to pull them out again!!!
Then i'll send a picture of it to your mother!!!
Welcome to another edition of me yelling random predictions about the show. This time it's about the villain from the season seven tie comic arc and who it might be. As a bonus, I'll make my points in a really pretentious way like I'm writing a thesis or something.
Sooooo, I’m taking a short break from Death Cometh to write part of a short story on here. Don’t worry, it shouldn’t affect Death Cometh’s posting too much.
Anyway, the short story is called “Aliens vs. Predator: Equestria.” In the story, the infamous Xenomorph is released into the world, and all hope to stop them from killing off everypony seems lost when the Predator is awoken by the ponies. He is their last hope to fight off the aliens before Equus is completely overrun.
As a fan of the Alien series, I very nearly squeed at seeing this.
Hey guys! So, I already pushed an edited update out for the first chapter of Equine: Isolation. Fast-as-fuck-boiiii for my standards, what-the-fuck-slow for others, but still!
Some of you already know I am a huge fan of Aliens, I love the first two films, I think they're classic masterpieces, Alien 3 I will admit, looking back, I was a bit too harsh on the movie, honestly it's an okay movie, but still a disappointment. Alien Resurrection... was just shit, honestly, it was just... what? That's my honest opinion, maybe ya'll like the movie, and if ya do, that's fine. But! We're not here to talk about the movies, sort of. Instead, we are talking about the PS3 game.
Greetings and salutations,
I hope everypony had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I had an idea for a story last night that I wanted to share and get everypony's opinion on. The idea is a twist of the alien abduction stories that was heard from people. The idea stems from the Star Trek Next Generation episode Schisms, Season 6 Episode 5.
TITLE: I Was Abducted (or something)
Remember that nonsensical Ancient Aliens documentary show that basically destroyed the history channel? All of mankind's achievements, the pyramids, the colosseum, the bacon and cheese sandwich. All of it was ancient aliens you guys. Us humans are too dumb to do it on our own. That said, it could be funny to do a MLP FIM crossover, just replace aliens with ancient pony aliens.
I may have gone a little too crazy with the character deaths in this one... Oh well. We have our lone survivor now. Not who I was planning, but it worked so well with the scene that I just had to do it. Not spoiling who died, but let's just say... There is a queen. This isn't a spoiler in the slightest seeing as it's in the name of the chapter.
Man, what a year.
Know the quote unquote 'joke' right now is 'may it rot in hell,' but been really mixed for me, honestly.
The rest of this is a bit of a year chronicle for my own minds sake slash a mild rant. You're not interested? Happy New Year, hope to see you in 2021!
Applebloom: "So Shepherd, what's your cutie mark?"
Shepherd: "Huh? I don't have one."
CMCs: GASP!
Applebloom: "Ya mean... ya don't have one?"
Scootaloo: "At all?!"
Sweetie Belle: "Not even a little one?"
Shepherd: "Nope. Humans don't have cutie marks. Never have."
Applebloom: "So that means..."
CMCs: "YER A CUTIE MARK CRUSADER!"
Shepherd: "No I'm not. I don't want a cutie mark, girls."
Applebloom: "Wha... You don't?!"
Shepherd: "Nope."
I has lost it in the mail. But as soon as I can read it, I can read Hellboy and the B.P.R.D 1955!
Since I am at heart a science fiction writer, I suppose this makes sense, but here goes. I approach writing in the MLP universe with the same rules I would writing about aliens in a science fiction novel. A writer wants to depict a story's aliens so that they render in the reader's mind as not human. But how can you do this? How would you write a story from a dolphin's point of view, or more pointedly, from a horse's point of view?
So, while I was at CaperCon i attended a fanfiction panel. During said panel, the host got us all to do a freewriting session for fifteen minutes. During that time, she gave us certain prompts such as a perspective change, emotions, etc.
For mine, I wrote this. And yes, I plan to finish it eventually/soon. Hell, might even replace the other one-shot I was gonna do. I dunno. Anyway, enjoy and tell me what you think!