Oof. Well, the holidays were a little busier than anticipated, but now the schedule's clear. I hope to get going again soon, and have made a lot of meta progress with outlines etc but not a whole lot of chapter writing. Going to start working back up to 1000 w/day this month.

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Dear My Little Pony,

I could write tons and tons about how I feel, but i'll keep it simple.
Thank you, for the show, the comics, the laughs (of which there were many), the tears, the fanworks.
I have been with this show for so, so long.

Thank you.

Oof. Only two chapters this month, and while they're big, I've been slacking the last couple of weeks.

Could blame the new gym routine or busy work days, but truth is I've just been getting a little burned out on 1k a day. Going to try working back up to 500/day at least and stick with it for October.

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I know, I don't do anything personal, but I feel I have to say it. No new stories until I fix a problem I have at work. Don't want to go into details, but I'll let you know when I'm back to making stories.

I'm working on something for scratch, so naturally, I'm going on a hiatus. I'll try to make a christmas story soon.

I just got confirmed today that I caught the Covid-19. Which I more or less had confirmed myself when my sense of smell started to deteriorate. I think I know who I caught it from from, but they didn't know at the time and were feeling healthy and I had only been in contact with them for a total of like, ten minutes over the course of a six hour period, outside, with generally five to six feet distance between us. Which even threw the health guy for a loop because he told me that that shouldn't

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Just released my new story
Looking at the dislikes blowing up I can tell that it’s gonna be my most popular story welp that’s depressing

Apooljack's "Dae" Oof is the latest story to join my loosely related episode-inspired fics, along with Just the Usual, Fork Everything and Trust Me. It is the most shitfic-ish of the lot - that should give you enough heads-up to know what to expect without spoiling anything.

Of course, if you've already read it, spoilers and post-production bits are below the break.

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Back when I firstcused this sitecI used an old Kindle Fire with a crack down the middle that my little brother worsened. This Kindle ended u dissapearing for over a year until I found it in my ex-meth addict mom's room. I read my first stories on this tablet and it's so nice to be reading with it again.

High school. Finals. Need I say more?

oof ouch.

triple-vaxxed so thankfully it feels more or less like a very slightly worse cold, but I guess after three years it's finally got me :P

Tfw you wanted to update Scandalous every weekend but then you get uppercutted by depression.

Anyways, next update for Scandalous should be either Sunday evening or Monday morning. Stay tuned! 😋

So I finished chapter 31 and posted it without proofreading. If you think I'm fucking stupid now, you should see what my editors put up with.

Sorry, but in the meantime uh... I mean uh...

My bad lmao

As Always, Pay Attention to What You're Doing

I have the sickness, that is all.

okay but seriously, I did maybe sorta come positive with C-19.. honestly I'm not too worried about it, more likely to die from pneumonia or scarlet fever than from this. how will this effect work in progress stories? well, Agent down is still being rebooted as requisite hope, the second chapter is still in production though that's obviously taking quite a bit of time, the past two years have been stressful to a lot of people.

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Welp, it happened guys. I shelled out 12,000 words in two days and got this story out and ready for you guys.

I've been wanting to write this story for a long time and I finally made it happen. I hope you guys like it!

TWhen We Were Friends

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Drama
• Slice of Life

Starlight and Spike face a challenge that threatens the foundation of their friendship.

• Sex
• Rarity
• Spike
• Big Mac
• Starlight Glimmer

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-Famous

Computer's fucked. Won't be here for quite some time.

Still working on You And I. It should be out by Friday or Saturday. Other than that, not much is happening. A student threw a pencil and another tried to blame it on me, because, yet again, I'm the classroom scapegoat. I just wish people would leave me alone and stop bothering me. But other than that, nothing new today.

3 men are walking down the street. Two of them walk into a bar, the other ducks.

Sorry.

I'm late to the party to this one, but Cerulean Voice has a brother in need of help.

Unfortunately, CV set up the GFM as a raffle, which is against their rules so there is currently no way provided to donate. If he puts a new one up, I'll post a new blog entry.