mayonnaise.

First time in 7 years I’ve done something with that channel other than snark.

They Grow Up...

What a lovely old story that was. And, in light of recent events, it's time to pick back up on it.

Or is it?

My style has changed a great deal since then, as well as the plot of the world has grown since then. I mean, Sunset Shimmer actually HAS a character now. So... I'm led to wonder...

Do I continue it... Or do I rewrite it?

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Because you asked for it...so shall it be!

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Well, I did it again. A comedy story.

And as we all know: Me doing comedy results in memes, cancer and an occasional giggle.

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So, today was such a pain. My mom found out that I have this account and was all like, 'Don't go on this thing', 'you could be studying' and stuff like that. After about literally half an hour of persuasion, I finally convinced her to let me keep this account on fimfiction.
Btw, my mom is such a study freak.

Which story would you all like to see updates first? Between Firestarter and Peacewalker?

Edit: Another honest question. What are your thoughts on Peacewalker? It's a bit of a passion project but I want to hear some thoughts if people do enjoy it

We say a lot of things we don't mean when we're angry for one reason or another.

We blame ourselves for things that were not in our control when we had no power over a situation.

We tear ourselves down for not thinking we're good enough because we can't see ourselves through the eyes of others.

We don't listen to compliments because we're modest and have a sense of humbleness that doesn't feed our ego.

We live and lead different livelihoods but we all go through hardships.

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Which story would you all like to see updates first? Between Firestarter and Peacewalker?

Edit: Another honest question. What are your thoughts on Peacewalker? It's a bit of a passion project but I want to hear some thoughts if people do enjoy it

(Sorry for double post, I will still count those from before. Saw a Save as new entry and monkey brain touched it)

I'm might get back into reading fimfiction stories as its been forever since I've been on this website. Not exactly write any stories yet since I don't feel like it.

We're sortin' this oot right now!

And while we're here:

"That kind of dedication is admirable, Cheerilee. It's gonna be hard finding somepony who can match it. Speaking of, how's the search for the new teacher coming along?"

Cheerilee shrugged. "The Mayor showed me the shortlist of candidates, and I gave my input on all of them; she'll probably interview them before the month is out. But I have no direct say in it. Truth be told, they'd all make capable teachers, but none of them were really my first choice."

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While I don't have an exact number for all of the main cast, I will give you this for use as a future reference for all of the stories I write:

Averages:
Foals, up to twelve years old, are roughly the same size as a Jack Russel Terrier.
(11" - 1'5" and roughly 120-200Lbs)

Teenage ponies are similar to an Irish terrier
(1'5"-2'8" and can vary from 200-440Lbs)

Adult ponies are roughly the same height as a male Irish Wolfhound.
(2'8" - 2'11" tall, and around 440 - 520Lbs)

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UserName_1488: *minding own business*

Leftists: *goose meme* WHEN WERE YOU BORN? HUH? WHEN WERE YOU BORN, MOTHERF-

UserName_1488: January 4, 1988...

Leftists: LIES!! LI- [BLOCKED]

UserName_1488: WHAT WAS THAT IDIOT?!

Normal People: Um, you may want to look up "1488".

UserName_1488: OH DEAR GOD!!!

Normal People: Also, you should never give out personal information online.

UserName_1488: Thanks...

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You've heard me talk about her plenty in the past, but do you really know much about her? All anyone would know right off the bat, if you've been following me, is that Oreonna is the daughter of Neo and Tukson, two characters which the latter was brutally murdered and the former is a criminal working for the big bad guy (girl) of the show. So yeah, it's a huge crackship. You'd also know that LongSean22 was the creator of this baby, and

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Do some ponies have to shave their eyebrows?

Hey so you probably aren't reading this, oh, you are...well hello, this is a [insert stock searching sounds] blog, funny that these exist, no, ok, not sure what to do so I'll leave it to you.

Hmm!

IN WHICH I SAY SCREW IT
I was looking up 80's music for you, then Kyary Pamyu Pamyu dropped a new video. Watch it.

And now everything makes sense. Forever.

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