A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!
"Shiiiii-nyyyyyy," Cadance's voice drifted through the air as she searched the apartment that served as her summer home away from the Crystal Empire. "I got some new furniture and clothing that fits your current predicamentttttt!"
God dammit now I have to do the ritual
*does ritual*
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LOL
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BING BONG
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Dang it, beat me to it.
…Bing Bong.
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Alright I’m done with the ritual
BING BONG
Bing bong.
Gotta bong that bing.
bing bong
I'm OK. I'm not a unicorn!
GASP! Language!
Bing
Oh crap uh what's the ritual what's the ritual I FORGOT THE RITUAL OH NO-
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yet.
C'MERE. cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/750860856841076818.png
I can top mayonnaise….
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I'm an electric loco, you ninny.
Ah, so much chaos, such little ponies.
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𝔂𝓮𝓽.
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Yeti?
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Ah, I see.
mayonnaise
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BING BONG
the most important Question. is it an instrument?
BING BONG
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