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Posh


How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

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  • 72 weeks
    Reaction Story Ideas

    Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.

    What is a reaction story?

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    20 comments · 371 views
  • 94 weeks
    Chapter Eight is Live

    The real chapter eight. What was originally labeled as chapter eight, “Pasta al Forno,” was an April Fool’s joke that sprang from a ficlet Dubs wrote me for Jesus Day. The chapter titles and order have been rearranged to reflect this.

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  • 94 weeks
    The Pros and Cons of Giving a Damn

    "I'm not looking for pity. I'm trying to make a point. Girls like us can't rely on anyone, can't get attached to anyone. You just set yourself up to get hurt down the line when they're gone.

    "’Cuz they're always gone, in the end."

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  • 99 weeks
    Donations Page: For Billy Kametz

    Billy Kametz has passed away.

    For those of you who don’t know who that is, he is Ferdinand von Aegir. For those of you who don’t know who that is, first of all, shame on you. Second, he was also someone named Jotaro. In English.

    Or Josuke. I don’t watch that show. He was someone named Jojo; I don’t know which one.

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  • 100 weeks
    Posh's Story Reviews: Folio The Second - Part Two - A Mire From Which There Can Be No Exodus

    Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).

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May
7th
2019

hold the fuck up · 6:22pm May 7th, 2019

"That kind of dedication is admirable, Cheerilee. It's gonna be hard finding somepony who can match it. Speaking of, how's the search for the new teacher coming along?"

Cheerilee shrugged. "The Mayor showed me the shortlist of candidates, and I gave my input on all of them; she'll probably interview them before the month is out. But I have no direct say in it. Truth be told, they'd all make capable teachers, but none of them were really my first choice."

"Really?" Twilight drained her glass of punch. "Who was?"

"Oh, y'know. You." Cheerilee winked.

Twilight's eyes flew open in surprise. Thankfully, downing her punch before asking the question precluded the possibility of a spit-take.

"M-me? Why me?!"

"Why not? You'd be a wonderful teacher. The foals like you; you're empathetic, and you're smart as a whip." She grinned. "And I've seen you lecture before – both academically and as a hobby. Take it from a pro; you're a natural."

Twilight blushed.

"That was a passing fancy, though," Cheerilee continued. "You have your duties as Princess, after all. I mean, what, am I gonna ask you to abdicate and live on a schoolteacher's salary for the rest of your life?" Cheerilee closed her eyes and laughed, but stopped when she realized Twilight wasn't laughing with her. She looked, and saw contemplation on the princess's face.

"You're... you're not seriously thinking of doing that now, are you?" Cheerilee asked.

"What?" Twilight blinked. "No, of course not. Just..." She tapped her hooves together. "Maybe… taking a little time off to get credentialed, is all..."

it

keeps

hAPPENINGGGGGGG

Comments ( 10 )
Majin Syeekoh
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I'll happen all over your face

Dang it, Posh, you made it worse. Now we all know who to blame. *checks pitchfork for sharpness*

>>OC plot do not steal
>>Stolen by showrunners
>>well then T_T

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN #FRESHREFERENCES:derpytongue2:

Hey, Hasbro *owns* 'em. I've said before, if they decide to set Twilight up with a shaggy green earth pony tutor, I'm perfectly fine with it. (although I'll be unbearably smug for... years)

Maybe if you'd written season 8 it wouldn't have been such a total mess. At least season 9 has been mostly good so far

By this extension of logic, I guess you prophecizing Twilight's move into education means you're indirectly responsible for the student six becoming a part of the show.

Thanks for giving me something to live for, I guess

5055021 StarTrix would be canon and I would have recast Twilight Sparkle with Steve Buscemi.

Ah, so it's all your fault.

I guess I should've expected.

5055034
This could only be an improvement

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