I have an attraction for belly buttons and feet.

It happened at a bookstore.

"Hello," said the clerk.

"Morning," Twilight mumbled back.

The clerk returned a strained smile back and then went back to work.

Twilight then realised in her half-tired state that it wasn't morning, it was the evening, the store was closed and it wasn't a bookstore, and the clerk wasn't there and she had been talking to a cardboard sign all this time.

Twilight carefully eased back the door and pretended she didn't just break into a bookstore.

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That moment you think you're home alone, and start singing out loud, then suddenly you see your father standing there

Both today and yesterday, at the end of school, I walked into a bathroom by the robotics garage at school. Both times, I saw the same group of teens.

Yesterday, they were all flexing in front of the mirrors when I, the average-height techhead, randomly walk in. I immediately turn around and head to a different bathroom.

Today, I walked into the same bathroom, only to see the same guys again, only this time, they were all giving each other haircuts. At the same time.

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So, uh, hey.

Recently I've been feeling a lot of nostalgia for the halcyon days of "actually being able to write and publish things and feeling good about it" so I ended up taking a look around Fimfic at my old stories and checking if certain stories had updated in my absence. I don't feel like I'm that interested in actually writing about magical horses anymore, but I really wish, for my own sake, that I could get back into writing as a hobby.

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Okay so a few of y'all may have noticed that i havent gotten further on my writing for 'An Awkward Encounter' and the reason is my laptops screen got screwed up so because of that i cant continue to write the story. Whats more, a recently became unemployed before the screen broke so i cant afford a repair on the thing yet. I'll let y'all know when its fixed.

Again i must appologize for the delays and i hope everyone can understand my situation.

Hey guys!

So, I had a realization the other day about some things regarding me and my friends within this fandom. But before I get into it, I wanna preface it by saying this isn't a pity party or an "oh, boo-hoo, nobody likes me" type thing. This is just something I wanted to talk about, get off my chest and know if anyone else ever feels the same!

So, as per the usual, stop at this cute picture if you want, or continue on for a look into my soul...

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Morning my sweet tomatoes!
You thought I was lazy because I'm on vacation? Heck no! Here is some new art, a bit unusual, but I think it's still decent

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Hey Everypony,

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So, when you see this:

They're seeing this:

And suddenly you find yourself in MasterCard commercial:

1. Two books of 'A Storm's Lullaby' - 24$
2. Shipping cost - 8.5$

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Meh. Posted a new one shot, I have a line of one and dones in mind. Thought I should get cracking at them.

So, on Derpibooru, you can upload artwork from other artists, unless the artist has requested otherwise, and I was looking through an artist's older works, and some of them weren't uploaded. I uploaded multiple of them, but the one that I feel kind of silly having uploaded was this one.

https://derpibooru.org/1809165

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Hey guys,

I'm not really sure why i'm writing this but i thought it was funny and i should share with you,

So i usually take the bus home, and there's this boy who's in my class, who's also my friend that goes on the bus, his name is Josef (yes it's spelled with a F)

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Does anyone else have those times when you say something specific and the next day you're like... That thing I said was so cringey/awkward O.O and every time you think of it you cringe...? Anyone? XD Next time I'll keep my mouth shut lol

You painstakingly write a heartfelt, carefully crafted ten-paragraph essay on why you're cancelling a story on Fimfiction, a task which is apparently more important to you than sleeping, only to have your browser crash.

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These last few weeks have been overwhelming, and not just from the busyness of the new house. In trying to make something of “a nu start” here, I've been diving head-on into some old anxieties, which is never entirely smooth.

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Wow, okay guys, this is awkward..

So I just realized I haven't out out a new chapter since November 26th..

Okay, well, as I've said before, the story is not dead, far from it as there is so much I want to tell with this story. We still have Dapper's background to cover, his growing relationship with the princesses, and so much more!!

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At long last, it's here! Enjoy!

So I got a new story out, and the timing is awkward. You see, this story takes place last week when the Packers kicked Dallas' ass, but today, they got destroyed by the Falcons...yeah...still, give it a read. It's still pretty entertaining in my opinion.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/361552/football-is-family