"They are rage, brutal, without mercy.
You will be worse; rip and tear.
Until it is done, All will fear the Reaper.
And Death cannot die."

- Still Thy Beating Heart (Teaser!)

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Note: For the three people who don't know already, "Ross" here refers to the Fimfic user MrNumbers; "Pear" refers to the Fimfic user Pearple Prose.

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From gun allegations to junior paleontologists, this was a biggish week at CoffeeMinion HQ. Get a few updates on stuff after the break.

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Would liking a person you've never met face to face be odd in some way?

Because....

Welp, I'm betting I'll surprised you with most of this, but I have a boyfriend.

So, he's nice, and ooh there I'm blushing, but I just need public opinion on this.

I'm bored, tired from workout and it's raining a lot, so...

Do it, bitch.

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So, uh ... I just hit Publish on something that probably two people on this website will appreciate. And the other one is named "Poorly Disguised Alt." I'm not linking to it because of NSFW, but if you have View Mature turned on, this post tags it.

And I feel I owe you all something of an explanation, and a warning before you click through.

Brief, incoherent author-noting after the break.

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Story, characters, the world they exist in: all solid and polished extremely well. Great for both kids and adults (no seriously somehow it's appealing to both)! It really deserves the extremely high 95+% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Go watch it when you can because it's fucking amazing.

I tagged this with To Serve In Hell. We'll get there in a minute. First let's talk Heavy Rock, which is about 18 hours away from hitting the auto-submit queue.

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Sometimes, I wish I had a penis, so if I was ever chilling with a girlfriend, we could listen to Running in the 90s, and I could ask her, "If we had sex, would I be your...

Initial D?"

_{Starting to realize why I don't have a girlfriend...}

Life has been a little overwhelming lately, in both good and bad ways. On the awesome side, I'm now officially a published author! On the scary side, someone tried to kill my next-door neighbor last night!

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Radio (my avatar pone, originally drawn by my wife) was looking a little dated, so I grabbed a convenient comic image of Luna and did some quick and dirty photoshoopin’ and BLAM!

Seems appropriate.
-Fuzz