I don't like making update posts; I usually find them to be too light on content, and if the projects they showcase don't come to fruition it creates extra disappointment. It's been a while since I posted anything on this account though, so I'll make an exception.

I'm working on a new story. It takes place in the same continuity as A Canterlot Breeding; after Chrysalis gets caught by the guards and such, Celestia decides to personally "rehabilitate" her (if you get my meaning).

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...is all the horse-related spam I get. It's never porn, or medication, or messages from rich young men in Africa.

It's always horse stuff:

Finds interesting story.

Reads a bit.

Hands.

"Shit, this isn't anthro, is it?"

Clicks close.

I am not very open minded, kids.

I dare say I have absolutely lost my marbles.

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The rough draft of the next chapter is 90% complete. I intend to post the finalized version this coming Friday. There will be Discord, there will be Starlight, there will possibly be multimedia integration, and there will be plenty more pop cultural references as befitting a chapter with Discord.

Keep your eyes open and your OiM decoder rings at the ready.

That the phrase “happily ever after” is just a nicer way of saying “they grew old and died.”

My god, now I’m depressed. :(

-Kirb.

So I’ve been having some pretty bad back pain for the past few days. Showering under hot water helped it some, but it came back with a vengeance. But then I came up with the craziest idea:

I would write about a character experiencing back pain and have it alleviated over the course of the story.

Being me, of course, I made it a sequel to the story where Flurry Heart hits on her father.

Experience more borderline-creepy-incest shenanigans below!

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Okay, guys. I'm probably going to disappoint a lot of people when I say this, but I'm not going to continue "Mind Games" as a multi-shot.

I just don't have the heart. The first chapter was something spurred on by a spark in my head. I don't really like writing dark stories if I can help it, and the recent ideas in my head have been more than a little nasty. I'll mark it as complete and keep it as a one-shot, but that's all I'll do. Once again, apologies to everyone who was expecting more.

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It's called The Great Hypnotist. Prepared to be mind-fucked.

If you're staying, stay.

If you're playing around with me, kindly fuck off. I'm not in the mood.

Either follow or don't follow. It really is that simple. Make up your mind already.

Thank you.

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Not related to anything recent, but I am frankly tired of the fluctuations. I never have cared about my follower count, but seeing it have what can be only described as a spaz attack is getting old. Please, make up your mind.

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Where can I find an online D&D group? 18+ only, nothing adult, just don't want to play with kids...

Hey everypony! A little break from my regularly scheduled updates (blame Megapone me for getting sucked into Megapone's Fetish Fanfic Fapstravaganza) to bring you a one-shot featuring the glorious Princess of the Sun, vs. the Queen of all Changelings.

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Just...

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Whaddup, subs?! ... Anyone there? *crickets chirping* ... Well to those of you who are...

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Whaddup, subs?!

So, first things first, looks like Program Heartless got the most votes, so it will be priority. I'll start, but if you wang me to stop or do a different one, definitely let me know.

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Being away from the game for so long, I am grievously out of practice. So, instead of working half-assed on stories I need to complete (yes, those stories I do so love/hate), I jumped straight into the clop and typed up yet another silly idea I think some people may like.

It will be released sometime on the weekend. Below was the "initial story idea" and will not be present in the story itself. However, the themes will be the same.

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(Courtesy of CBS Special Products, a service of CBS, Inc.) ℗ 1972 CBS, Inc.

In short detail, as the comments on the other video with the song in it read, many have seriously had the nerve to interpret this 1972 song (Epic 5-10891) more as a song about a child molester and a pedophile than a song about someone regaining the innocence of childhood.

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Sony, you've been perving in on me again, haven't you? Scary fact: I was aggressively criticising a game at one point while playing it and talking about how glitchy it was and my PS4 ejected the disk...does that prove the above?

Cause for delays

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