Random idea I suddenly had. Funny, but not enough for a full story. At least, not without a lot of padding.

• Equestria develops radio
• Maud Pie gets a show
• "The Rock Hour."
• It's literally her talking about rocks for an hour.

Still working on You And I. It should be out by Friday or Saturday. Other than that, not much is happening. A student threw a pencil and another tried to blame it on me, because, yet again, I'm the classroom scapegoat. I just wish people would leave me alone and stop bothering me. But other than that, nothing new today.

3 men are walking down the street. Two of them walk into a bar, the other ducks.

Sorry.

Later fools!

Have you heard the news?

Fimfiction is changing its name to Fimfaction.

That is all. I'm so sorry.

Admit it, your only here because you think your titles are boring

I feel ya fam

So first, what are you blogging about? If it's an image or video, try the video/image's title. Easy.
But then there's when you were just looking at pics on google or tumblr and those don't have easy titles! Well, base it off the picture. Pretty easy :d

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So, this horse is watching MTV and sees a guy playing guitar all wiggly-widdly-widdly-wiggly.

And the horse is just into it and says "Man, I gotta learn to do that!!

So he calls up the music teacher and is like "Hey man!!! I saw this guy playing guitar and I really need to learn to play guitar now, but there's one problem... Imma horse.."

Music Teacher says "No problem! Come in... I'll teach you to play guitar!!" So he brings him in, teaches him.

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Kuplinov searching for Vlad in the game "TABS" :D

Asi es, mis amigos y amigas. Porque es el primero the April, voy a solamente a ablar en puro Español. Para los que no sabian que yo soy un hablador nativo de Español, ahora es claro. Porsupuesto, an sido various años desde que yo he tubido qe escribir tanto en my lenguage nativo.

Y ahora, disfruten su primero the April. Yo voy a disfrutar my tiempo. Ja, ja, ja, ja!

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Well that was a let down.

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I remembered this one recently, probably because I went back to work at the store where someone once got angry with me for sharing it. I guess because it went over his head and that offended him? Or maybe he just didn't like philosophers, or French people. Anyway, here you go.

French philosopher René Descartes went to a pub and sat down at the bar.

"Bonjour, René!" the bartender said. "Will you be having your usual?"

"No, I think not," Descartes replied, and vanished.

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Saw this post at my training academy, don't care if the joke has been overused or not, I still find it relate-able, funny, and worth sharing.

Here we go:

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

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I have gone out of my fucking way to find literally the most amazing OCs I've ever seen. You can say best or amazing (both satirical), but at the end of the day, they're just... bad. Like actually bad. And I know that bashing on another person's... *ahem*... "Art", would be disrespectful. But you know what? I've just about HAD it with fandoms! Yes, from this day onward I shall simply be a lone fan of a franchise, never again to be a part of a fandom. Think of it as a new year's resolution that

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Manehatten, Day 1.

I have yet to hear from anyone who has or thinks they have spotted the terrible music joke in Spot of Tea, Change for Me? and the one in the chapter Wake Up Call. One of them will be made very clear in one of the upcoming shorts. I don't doubt you will all be groaning when they are revealed.

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Yesterday was weird. I barely remember it! It's almost like some mysterious, naughty force took me over.

Ah well, surely I couldn't have done anything too mortifying. Right?

Riiiight...?

I'm not dirty!

"Shining, Flurry's having a heart attack!"

Oh sweet popsicles~! Gotta have that popsicle break.

What bad joke is on it this time?

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

I dunno, what's the hardest part to eat~?

The Wheelchair!

The Wheelchair, I don't g- oh! I get it- oh! Oh. Oh. Oh no.

I wrote something different, for once, please check it out:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/435767/when-the-night-ends

Please disregard what day it is that's pure coincidence