A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Oh sweet popsicles~! Gotta have that popsicle break.
What bad joke is on it this time?
What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
I dunno, what's the hardest part to eat~?
The Wheelchair!
The Wheelchair, I don't g- oh! I get it- oh! Oh. Oh. Oh no.
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... I don't know.
I just don't.
Man was at a casino when he heard a woman grumbling to yourself that she is down to the last $50 at a roulette table. He said next door and told her just do what I always do that on your age. Leaving her be he went to get a drink and on his way back heard a big commotion. As here bystander what happened they said she bet on 29 and fainted when it showed 42
That joke was way dark. Like I am almost concerned type of dark.
That is wonderfully horrible.
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would you call it... Dim Dark?
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Dammit, that sounds like it'd be funny, if I understood it... help?
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She was lying about her age when placing the bet and it worked. She pretended to be 29 by betting on that, but she was actually 42 which is what came up.
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ok, that's a HELL of a lot funnier than what I thought.
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Essentially, yes.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with a Titanic?
Halfway.
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Nice.
How about this one:
Four out of five people enjoy gang rape.
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You have to add that little personal touch to make it horrible.
Dark humor's like food~ I don't always get it.
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Of course I do. It would be rude of me not to.
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Five out of Six doctors agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Bahahaha!!
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She didn't see it coming.