She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.
It's been a while since I posted a story! Heck, it's been almost a year and a half! Boy did time fly by. I wasn't active last year, not even through blogging, so consider this my update... and goodbye. Sorry to say, but I think it's high time I take my leave. It's been an up and down two and a half years on this site, but I don't think I'll regret it in the end.
So here's the haps!
Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
Answer this poll! 
http://www.strawpoll.me/11489036
My senpai, Stiggy, wants to find out who best princess is! Please partake in this vital research!
But you better not choose Luna. I've got my eye on you. 
You know nothing. 
Just when I thought my sexuality wasn't questionable enough.
Yesterday was weird. I barely remember it! It's almost like some mysterious, naughty force took me over. 
Ah well, surely I couldn't have done anything too mortifying. Right?
Riiiight...?
I'm not dirty!
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Are you sure you weren't just calling attention to yourself?
You sounded a but too lucid in your comments for you to blame it on alcohol, y'know.
[sarcasm]Yes. For one day you let yourself loose and we got to see what you're truly like.
Shameful.[/sarcasm]
3843766 W-what? I would never do such a thing! Maybe I'm just good at typing while not thinking straight.
3843794 I'm noooot!
Don't make me whine at you!
we all get like that at some point. some are just more vocal about it than others.
3843798
You can't use that excuse; 5 to 10 percent of people don't think straight and they still come out with more sensible things.
I'm the very definition of Dirty Old Man incarnate.
Self control is, like, for squares man.
P.S> I don't mind if you talk naughty to me...ellen-senpai~ roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/modestshy.png
Oh of course you're not! For some people, April Fools is a day to act silly; for others, it's a day to get horny!
In my case, it's a day to become unusually obsessed with cheese. 
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Why? Nobody knows... it's just a strange day that does strange things to us.
3843825
3843826 Keep dreaming.
3843972 WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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All the kinks
3844168 No, don't cry! I wuv you like a friend.
3844186
Soooo what you say is that on april the first you show your? True colors? Mkay then
3844471 Whaaaat? No! I'm totally clean, see?