Pretty much what it says on the tin! I got a DM today from the translation author asking if I'd let everyone here know about it. The link is to DA, as site rules prohibit posting the same story twice. Give it a look if you can speak the lingo.

Los alicornios de Oasis.

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Asi es, mis amigos y amigas. Porque es el primero the April, voy a solamente a ablar en puro Español. Para los que no sabian que yo soy un hablador nativo de Español, ahora es claro. Porsupuesto, an sido various años desde que yo he tubido qe escribir tanto en my lenguage nativo.

Y ahora, disfruten su primero the April. Yo voy a disfrutar my tiempo. Ja, ja, ja, ja!

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A woman in the office comes up to me and says:

"I want to deposit €4,290 into this account."

She shows me the account number to which she wants to deposit the money, a company account, and gives me a wad of bills.

"All right," I say, and grab the wad of bills.

Before putting the bills in the recycler, I put them in the counter, and it tells me that in total there is €4,210 in the wad.

"Here are €4,210," I warn her. "Do I deposit this?"

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